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Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on November 16, 2011, 06:47:38 pm
Been through it have you?


I go through it everyday.


It's like a bridge, but upsidedown.


(http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201147/SCCZEN_1411NZHRGRTUNNEL07_460x230.JPG)

Sylvester Stallone and Viggo Mortensen would make short work of it.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Mr_St1nky on November 16, 2011, 06:53:27 pm
Went thru it today, A+ would trade again.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Zarkov on November 16, 2011, 07:08:06 pm
It's changed a two lane flyover into a two lane flyunder.

For a great deal of money.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on November 16, 2011, 07:09:32 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1448994
It's changed a two lane flyover into a two lane flyunder.

For a great deal of money.

Depends, would you rather be on top, or underneath?
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: private_hell on November 16, 2011, 10:03:03 pm
well he used to be able to run across the road - now he has to jump down, run across and then jump up again on the otherside - think of all that extra effort







 and cats hate effort
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: TofuEater on November 16, 2011, 11:14:08 pm
I like it (went through yesterday for the first time). It's got barrier arms to keep all those crims from South Auckland out of the North Shore.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: The Demon Lord on November 17, 2011, 09:59:08 am
Quote from: TofuEater;1449060
I like it (went through yesterday for the first time). It's got barrier arms to keep all those crims from South Auckland out of the North Shore.

yeah - I loved it.

I think the idea is to open up a 3rd lane that I see in the above picture and then pillage the 2 northbound lanes, turning them into southbound lanes - effectivley making a bypass of the Auckland CBD
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: NZGramps on November 17, 2011, 10:06:07 am
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1448995
Depends, would you rather be on top, or underneath?


pitching or catching?

will try and check out tonight, love me a good tunnel, hope its better then that pretend tunnel north of Auckland, was so exited to go through it blinked and missed it :(
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: TofuEater on November 17, 2011, 10:13:25 am
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1449142
yeah - I loved it.

I think the idea is to open up a 3rd lane that I see in the above picture and then pillage the 2 northbound lanes, turning them into southbound lanes - effectivley making a bypass of the Auckland CBD
I might be reading you wrong, but the tunnel is only going northbound. Transit said it was because the gradient would be too steep for southbound traffic. The old viaduct is being converted to four southbound lanes and from what i saw the other day, it looks like there will be barriers between lanes 2/3 that will stop anyone in lanes 3/4 getting to port or northwest.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Spigalau on November 17, 2011, 10:44:30 am
The Tunnel will 'eventually' be 3 lanes northbound only. The existing Victoria park flyover, which was 2 north bound & 2 south bound will be changed to 3 south - it needs to be resurfaced before this can happen. Also some debate as to if the Wellington Street (Northbound) onramp will ever be re-opened.

A mate was involved in the design process of the Fire & Evac system that's installed - those turbo fans use 50+ kw of juice each... there's an onsite deluge system for suppressing fires and there's also a manual backup of that system. The exit egress tunnel/walkway on the left behind the fire doors (rated @ 2 hours) is PPV'd, so if something does go wrong, joe public should be pretty well looked after.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: The Demon Lord on November 17, 2011, 11:32:45 am
Quote from: TofuEater;1449149
I might be reading you wrong, but the tunnel is only going northbound. Transit said it was because the gradient would be too steep for southbound traffic. The old viaduct is being converted to four southbound lanes and from what i saw the other day, it looks like there will be barriers between lanes 2/3 that will stop anyone in lanes 3/4 getting to port or northwest.

nah my english was being retarded - you are right and I am right - the 2 old northbound lanes will be southbound and the tunnel northbound will have 3 lanes
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: TofuEater on November 17, 2011, 02:16:27 pm
Quote from: Spigalau;1449162
Also some debate as to if the Wellington Street (Northbound) onramp will ever be re-opened.
They better hurry up and make a decision because it's already been built.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Spigalau on November 17, 2011, 03:00:52 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1449218
They better hurry up and make a decision because it's already been built.

Lol yeah, just becuase it's built, doesn't mean it will ever open. refer Helen C's Vag.
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Post by: kilabee on November 17, 2011, 03:06:22 pm
Quote from: Spigalau;1449229
refer Helen C's Vag.


Hahahahaaaa.....eeewww
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Post by: BerG on November 17, 2011, 04:08:01 pm
Exclusive pic of HC having an orgasm:

(http://newzeelend.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/clark-he.jpg?w=261&h=535)
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Post by: Spigalau on November 17, 2011, 04:10:03 pm
Thanks Berg

(http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/party-fails-for-when-you-dont-have-a-bucket.jpg)
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Post by: Bell on November 17, 2011, 04:36:03 pm
When you drive through it do you end up somewhere better than Auckland?
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Post by: NZGramps on November 17, 2011, 04:54:41 pm
nah The North Shore (the OTHER Auckland)
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Zarkov on November 17, 2011, 08:29:03 pm
If you go the other way you can end up here:


Katikati Kitty Cats Boarding Cattery
Katikati
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: TofuEater on November 17, 2011, 10:00:12 pm
Quote from: BerG;1449246
Exclusive pic of HC having an orgasm:

([url]http://newzeelend.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/clark-he.jpg?w=261&h=535[/url])

I just threw up in my mouth

Quote from: Spigalau;1449229
Lol yeah, just becuase it's built, doesn't mean it will ever open. refer Helen C's Vag.

See what you've fucken started!
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Post by: BerG on November 17, 2011, 10:03:20 pm
But you looked didn't you! You sick bastard!
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: TofuEater on November 17, 2011, 10:06:30 pm
I know - i hate myself for it.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on November 18, 2011, 06:18:51 pm
Note to self, never view a Spoiler which has been posted by Berg.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: BerG on November 18, 2011, 06:32:50 pm
But you will open spoilers from other people where they described it as "Exclusive pic of HC having an orgasm"?
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Post by: Zarkov on November 18, 2011, 07:54:40 pm
I've seen worse at the monkey enclosure.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: TofuEater on November 18, 2011, 09:06:26 pm
I'm sure i've seen it at the monkey enclosure.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on December 10, 2012, 01:58:15 pm
Truck falls over and blocks tunnel.


(http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201250/A9tjc0cCUAAtDcj_460x230.jpg)

Aucklanders panic like it's the end of the world.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10853089
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on December 10, 2012, 02:01:52 pm
tbh I don't understand why trucks fall over so much on Auckland motoways. How can you fall over while going 2km/h?

(http://static.stuff.co.nz/1355100067/686/8059686.jpg)
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Post by: The Demon Lord on December 10, 2012, 02:10:44 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1511224
tbh I don't understand why trucks fall over so much on Auckland motoways. How can you fall over while going 2km/h?

([url]http://static.stuff.co.nz/1355100067/686/8059686.jpg[/url])


Watching too many re-runs of Tokyo Drift and forgetting you are in a 16 Wheel Truck.

Its easy to do, I have done it several time....
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: BerG on December 10, 2012, 03:33:41 pm
That doesn't look like a tunnel. Looks like a road with big walls.

Is this the cheap new Zealand version of a tunnel?
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on December 10, 2012, 03:42:58 pm
Quote from: BerG;1511236
That doesn't look like a tunnel. Looks like a road with big walls.

Is this the cheap new Zealand version of a tunnel?

It's a tunnel with a skylight.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Emrico1 on December 10, 2012, 04:29:16 pm
Below is an invention of mine, it's a 'drive like a Kiwi' simulator.

(http://www.learntosurfkona.com/wp-content/uploads/steinlager.jpg)
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Mr_St1nky on December 10, 2012, 04:54:03 pm
Not sure how truck ended up facing the way it came...its about as long as all the lanes are wide.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on December 10, 2012, 04:57:32 pm
Quote from: Mr_St1nky;1511250
Not sure how truck ended up facing the way it came...its about as long as all the lanes are wide.

 
Emrico already explained it.

Quote from: Emrico1;1511247
Below is an invention of mine, it's a 'drive like a Kiwi' simulator.

([url]http://www.learntosurfkona.com/wp-content/uploads/steinlager.jpg[/url])
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 28, 2013, 02:15:06 pm
Because Tunnels are all the rage. Auckland is getting more tunnel.

A tunnel under the Waitemata harbour so now us Aucklanders can get buy our morning latte faster.

$10 Billions dollars. Thanks to the rest of country for your kind donations.  

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Latte_at_Doppio_Ristretto_Chiang_Mai_01.jpg/318px-Latte_at_Doppio_Ristretto_Chiang_Mai_01.jpg)

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/8853330/Second-Auckland-harbour-crossing-confirmed
(http://static.stuff.co.nz/files/aucklandtransportplanlargeimage.jpg)
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Post by: The Demon Lord on June 28, 2013, 03:34:39 pm
Please for the love that all is unholy - put a fucking Rail link in the Tunnel.

But they won't, because NZers don't know how to invest in infrastructure
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 28, 2013, 03:46:08 pm
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1527858
Please for the love that all is unholy - put a fucking Rail link in the Tunnel.

But they won't, because NZers don't know how to invest in infrastructure

I read that the tunnel would most likely include rail.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: The Demon Lord on June 28, 2013, 04:09:01 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1527861
I read that the tunnel would most likely include rail.

On the one hand I should be jumping up and down with fervant and raging optimism at the thought that NZ will finally do something properly instead of doing a Half-Assed job and saying 'She'll be right Mate'

I will even look passed the slightly suicidal idea of putting an underground, undersea tunnel in an area with more volcanoes than sense located in one of the more seismically active parts of the world.

But my inner cynic knows this is all a front and halfway through the planning stage, they will have stop doing it, because it will be too expensive, the N.I.M.B.Y's will all pipe up and have their say and generally go the way of just about every other attempt in NZ to build some decent infrastructure.


oh and no rail link out to the Airport at the same time you are doing these massive upgrades is also fucking retarded. Since every other major airport in the world (pretty much) has a rail link to it.

Hell in some cases they have a rail link IN the fucking airport just to get between terminals.
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: mycoolcar on June 28, 2013, 05:13:51 pm
Those other countries also have a lot more people paying taxes to pay for the infrastructure.

AKL is a pretty unique case, with a very spread out population with water all over the show, which makes transport links difficult. Get more people and AKL can invest more in infrastructure, but needs more/better infrastructure to get more people. Go figure.

I am all for better transport links, and AKL is shit compared to many overseas countries, but you have to pay for it somehow. Best transport system I have used was the subway in Hong Kong, shit is fast, cheap and everywhere.
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Post by: Baldesto on June 28, 2013, 06:20:17 pm
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1527863
On the one hand I should be jumping up and down with fervant and raging optimism at the thought that NZ will finally do something properly instead of doing a Half-Assed job and saying 'She'll be right Mate'

I will even look passed the slightly suicidal idea of putting an underground, undersea tunnel in an area with more volcanoes than sense located in one of the more seismically active parts of the world.

But my inner cynic knows this is all a front and halfway through the planning stage, they will have stop doing it, because it will be too expensive, the N.I.M.B.Y's will all pipe up and have their say and generally go the way of just about every other attempt in NZ to build some decent infrastructure.


oh and no rail link out to the Airport at the same time you are doing these massive upgrades is also fucking retarded. Since every other major airport in the world (pretty much) has a rail link to it.

Hell in some cases they have a rail link IN the fucking airport just to get between terminals.
go home then .
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Black Heart on June 29, 2013, 12:56:07 am
The roof should be glass.
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Post by: Kayne on June 29, 2013, 01:17:21 am
I accidentally slept in this morning.

So I decided to be cool and go as fast as I could to work, This meant going through the cool tunnel.

Whilst going at the highest speeds that my 1994 laser could handle, I had to slow down (safely, may I add), as the car in the distance was going at legal speeds (80km)

The man who was keeping up with me, behind me, probably also late for work, decided to pull out into the left lane.

And then he got pulled over by a motorbike cop.

That was my experience with the tunnel.
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Post by: BerG on June 29, 2013, 08:00:24 am
Quote from: Black Heart;1527878
The roof should be glass.

This was the original plan until lobbying by Kelly Tarlton.
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Post by: The Demon Lord on June 29, 2013, 02:50:44 pm
Quote from: Baldesto;1527867
go home then .

Even you have to admit - NZ in general does a very poor job of investing in infrastructure and does a half-assed job when they do....
Title: The Tunnel
Post by: Codex on June 30, 2013, 10:57:32 am
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1527892
Even you have to admit - NZ in general does a very poor job of investing in infrastructure and does a half-assed job when they do....

I think this goes for 90% of things NZ does really. Boils down to the  "she'll be 'right" attitude. Also the general attitude that it's a "privilege" to be born here etc etc

And in case anyone cries and tells me to move away

I definitely plan to.
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Post by: Craigor on June 30, 2013, 12:18:35 pm
Quote from: Codex;1527905
I think this goes for 90% of things NZ does really. Boils down to the  "she'll be 'right" attitude. Also the general attitude that it's a "privilege" to be born here etc etc

And in case anyone cries and tells me to move away

I definitely plan to.

There is a strong sense of truth to what you are saying..
Usually we go for the 'cheaper' option, then 6 months later come to a sad realisation that it isn't sufficient and are forced to spend six times more than the original 'decent' option to get something that is still not as good.
Happens everywhere in this country.
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Post by: Baldesto on June 30, 2013, 01:26:41 pm
yes .
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Post by: The Demon Lord on June 30, 2013, 01:54:39 pm
Quote from: Craigorsarus;1527909
Usually we go for the 'cheaper' option, then 6 months later come to a sad realisation that it isn't sufficient and are forced to spend six times more than the original 'decent' option to get something that is still not as good.

and That is why I get so annoyed - because if NZ simply did it properly in the first instance, we would save a lot of money and be able to enjoy the benefits of properly implemented infrastructure
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Post by: Speakman on June 30, 2013, 02:09:17 pm
a la Novapay
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Post by: Pyromanik on July 02, 2013, 09:14:33 pm
It's because the country is run by retarded accountants.
Same reason people buy great wall trucks instead of a hilux.

You can get 2.3 great walls for the price of a hilux.
But while the initial bottom line is less, the TCO is about 5x as high.

Happens in all industries all over the country. And most ESPECIALLY when it comes to government. Eddie the expert sticks his nose in and suddenly we're fucking out of pocket about 10mil.
Title: Re: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on October 19, 2015, 10:43:35 am
Alice the drilling machine will breakthrough today, completing the second tunnel of the waterview connection.

Stay tuned for further developments.


http://www.nzta.govt.nz/projects/the-western-ring-route/waterview-connection/ (http://www.nzta.govt.nz/projects/the-western-ring-route/waterview-connection/)
Title: Re: The Tunnel
Post by: Craigor on October 19, 2015, 10:51:42 am
Where can one get such a machine?
Title: Re: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on October 19, 2015, 10:59:13 am
Do you have some big holes that need drilling?

Title: Re: The Tunnel
Post by: Lias on October 19, 2015, 11:16:28 am
Normally it's Alice who gets drilled..
Title: Re: The Tunnel
Post by: Pigdog on October 19, 2015, 11:34:36 am
Do you have some big holes that need drilling?
On the contrary, he has some big holes the need filling.
Title: Re: The Tunnel
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on October 19, 2015, 12:44:50 pm
Imagine sitting in your room minding your own business, then this thing breaks through your wall.

(http://iforce.co.nz/i/050zx4wm.hje.jpg)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11531504 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11531504)