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General => Technology & Hardware => Topic started by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 10:07:17 am

Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 10:07:17 am
http://www.justanswer.com/printers/76vyz-mp-380-stopped-printing-black-replaced-black-ink-cartridge.html
Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 06, 2013, 10:32:14 am
Am I missing something?
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Post by: LeadCollector on May 06, 2013, 11:09:26 am
John C is stat padding :)
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Post by: BerG on May 06, 2013, 11:21:04 am
(http://replygif.net/i/807)
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Post by: Scunner on May 06, 2013, 12:10:06 pm
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b306/Scunner/Expressions/ddoy05.gif)
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Post by: Emrico1 on May 06, 2013, 01:40:36 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1524820
Am I missing something?

This
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Post by: Nostargate on May 06, 2013, 02:08:45 pm
"Sandy" said it was a MP380, after "John C" asks do you mean MP830 suddenly the problem fixes itself = answer, Sandy is a retard bitch that bought a wrong model ink cartridge.
Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: deadmeatwalking on May 06, 2013, 02:42:05 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1524820
Am I missing something?

i think i just wasted 2 mins of my life i will never get back :(

p.s
wasnt even entertaining or interesting

tits or funny shit and maybe some omg no way news stuff tooo or gtfo :P
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 06, 2013, 02:44:20 pm
Quote from: Nostargate;1524830
"Sandy" said it was a MP380, after "John C" asks do you mean MP830 suddenly the problem fixes itself = answer, Sandy is a retard bitch that bought a wrong model ink cartridge.

There is no such thing as a MP380.

I would expect that it was nothing more then a typo on her part.
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Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 04:02:02 pm
"I can give you a positive rating for for prompt responses."

She had to fix it herself.
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Post by: BerG on May 06, 2013, 04:08:58 pm
She didn't specify how she fixed it.

Probably realised it was switched off at the wall.
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Post by: swindle on May 06, 2013, 04:09:17 pm
Oh. A vague post about nothing.

Cool.

Just what this place needs.
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Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 04:25:48 pm
Quote from: swindle;1524845
Oh. A vague post about nothing.

Cool.

Just what this place needs.

Swindle chimes in with another vague post about nothing.
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 06, 2013, 04:27:34 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1524843
"I can give you a positive rating for for prompt responses."

She had to fix it herself.

Why should he deserve a bad rating?
Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 04:32:28 pm
What's the matter with you cretins?

That threads probably on the wall of fame in some help desk outfit.
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Post by: Speakman on May 06, 2013, 04:36:50 pm
HOS
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Post by: Xenolightning on May 06, 2013, 04:53:51 pm
Quote from: Speakman;1524850
HOS
+1
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Post by: BerG on May 06, 2013, 05:03:09 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1524849
What's the matter with you cretins?

That threads probably on the wall of fame in some help desk outfit.

I'd say this is the most attention that threads ever seen.
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 06, 2013, 05:04:01 pm
Customer Question

My Zarkov stopped posting interesting threads. Replaced Zarkov, didn't help. Tried cleaning his fur but helped only slightly. Replaced litter tray and now it still shits all colors but black.
Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 05:05:50 pm
I added a poll.
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Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 05:10:14 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1524853
Customer Question

My Zarkov stopped posting interesting threads. Replaced Zarkov, didn't help. Tried cleaning his fur but helped only slightly. Replaced litter tray and now it still shits all colors but black.


You're not using genuine Zarkov cartridges.

Edit: How about this thread?

http://www.birdingnz.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2608
Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: Xsannz on May 06, 2013, 05:14:02 pm
AWESOME VIDEO THREAD IS BORKED...

Just saying since this seems to be a spam thread
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Post by: oefox on May 06, 2013, 05:24:54 pm
I guess I don't work a shitty enough job and need to feel better about myself to find that thread even remotely funny, shrugs.
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Post by: LeadCollector on May 06, 2013, 05:42:16 pm
Poll needs more selections!
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Post by: BerG on May 06, 2013, 05:46:21 pm
This thread reminds me of The Big Year.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsVJxhSbEZAPURFBSMN17ZSPgqK--uya6SX3wxQMQgjXEZ1EnWhg)

It has generally good actors, but they give terrible and boring performances. And it has birds.
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Post by: Zarkov on May 06, 2013, 06:00:15 pm
I tried to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

But it was pearls before swine.
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Post by: deadmeatwalking on May 07, 2013, 10:38:38 am
about as funny as a thumbtack in the sole of your shoe just poking the underside of your foot in an irritating way
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Post by: Zarkov on May 07, 2013, 03:56:40 pm
Pack of ingrates.

Last time I make a thread like this.
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Post by: LeadCollector on May 07, 2013, 04:06:50 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1524921
Pack of ingrates.

Last time I make a thread like this.

Much appreciated if you would refrain from any further threads like this :p
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 07, 2013, 04:30:12 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1524921
Pack of ingrates.

Last time I make a thread like this.

I enjoyed it.
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Post by: Xsannz on May 07, 2013, 04:36:27 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1524924
I enjoyed it.

you enjoy playing with your own feces your opinion matters not...
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Post by: O-L-W-A-G on May 07, 2013, 05:55:10 pm
Needs poll option bacon
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Post by: Lias on May 07, 2013, 06:18:09 pm
Quote from: O-L-W-A-G;1524930
Needs poll option bacon

Your wish is my command.
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Post by: Pyromanik on May 07, 2013, 06:56:05 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1524855
You're not using genuine Zarkov cartridges.

Edit: How about this thread?

[url]http://www.birdingnz.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2608[/url]


I also call them wax-eyes.
Title: The customer is always right.
Post by: Zarkov on May 07, 2013, 07:08:51 pm
You are old school.
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Post by: Xenolightning on May 07, 2013, 08:03:58 pm
ITS OVER 5000
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 08, 2013, 01:00:33 am
Quote from: Xenolightning;1524944
ITS OVER 5000

That is a most impressive poll turn out I must say.