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General => General Chat => Topic started by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 04, 2013, 03:03:26 pm

Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 04, 2013, 03:03:26 pm
I've been contacted by a company involved in the export of oil from Iraq.

I have had experience with this type of project before, although not on this scale as such. Last week I changed the oil in my lawn mower, and exported the used oil over my neighbours fence, at a rate of one container of oil daily, for a duration of one day.

I know Turkey has a high demand of Light Crude Oil, because they have an estimated 7 million lawn mowers (although a percentage of those lawn mowers may be electric).

I can fit about 3 barrels of Light Crude Oil in my car, one on the passenger seat, one in the back seat, and another in the boot. That would mean I would have to make about 33 thousand trips a day between Iraq and Turkey to keep up with demand, however I could hire some help. If any of you guys are interested please send me a pm.

   
Here is the business proposal I have received;

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Hello,

The Project is about the exportation of 100,000 barrels of Light Crude
Oil daily out from Iraq to Turkey through my client's company in Iraq
at the rate of $92.00 a barrel. This amount to $9,200,000 daily. I ask
for your support as a foreigner to handle this business project with my
client and you are not expected to invest in Iraq

If yes, let me know and we will discuss this project proper.
Email:[removed]

Kim.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Craigor on June 04, 2013, 03:05:30 pm
I think you should go for it
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: The Demon Lord on June 04, 2013, 03:27:02 pm
Quote from: Craigorsarus;1526353
I think you should go for it

I can fit 5 barrels in my car - Split the profits?
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 04, 2013, 03:58:58 pm
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1526354
I can fit 5 barrels in my car - Split the profits?


That's great.

If you are free this weekend, meet me at the Zari Land Fuel Station in Duhok, Iraq with your car.  

Here is the route we will be taking, we can stop for lunch on the way. I know a good place.
 
http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Unknown+road&daddr=Silopi+Habur+Yolu%2FD430%2FE90&hl=en&sll=36.868807,42.959869&sspn=0.010626,0.024505&geocode=FcWQMgIdrnePAg%3BFasSOAIdwl6IAg&mra=dme&mrsp=0&sz=16&t=m&z=16
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: swindle on June 04, 2013, 04:13:01 pm
Can I get in on this?

Already got some of these contracts on the go over there also.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 04, 2013, 04:49:50 pm
Quote from: swindle;1526358
Can I get in on this?

Already got some of these contracts on the go over there also.

 
You have to bring your own weapons, it could be dangerous.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: PrinceTuiTeka on June 04, 2013, 05:40:33 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1526356
That's great.

If you are free this weekend, meet me at the Zari Land Fuel Station in Duhok, Iraq with your car.  

Here is the route we will be taking, we can stop for lunch on the way. I know a good place.
 
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Unknown+road&daddr=Silopi+Habur+Yolu%2FD430%2FE90&hl=en&sll=36.868807,42.959869&sspn=0.010626,0.024505&geocode=FcWQMgIdrnePAg%3BFasSOAIdwl6IAg&mra=dme&mrsp=0&sz=16&t=m&z=16[/url]


Can I ask why your proposed route has you leave the E90 at Habur? I reckon youll make better time if you stay on it.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Retardobot on June 04, 2013, 05:46:05 pm
I left my crude oil all over your mother's face last night.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: PrinceTuiTeka on June 04, 2013, 05:47:54 pm
Was it Light? Shes watching her weight.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Pitchey on June 04, 2013, 06:17:21 pm
Quote from: PrinceTuiTeka;1526362
Was it Light? Shes watching her weight.

You sir, are a genius.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: BerG on June 05, 2013, 06:48:56 am
Quote from: PrinceTuiTeka;1526360
Can I ask why your proposed route has you leave the E90 at Habur? I reckon youll make better time if you stay on it.

Because that's the piece of road customs is on.

We need to go around them or they may become suspicious.

Hopefully they dont look across the field and see us continually driving back and forth around them.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: The Demon Lord on June 05, 2013, 08:06:11 am
Quote from: BerG;1526405
Because that's the piece of road customs is on.

We need to go around them or they may become suspicious.

Hopefully they dont look across the field and see us continually driving back and forth around them.

thats okay - we will just tell them its water and show them a receipt - will look totally Legit
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: private_hell on June 05, 2013, 11:47:10 am
i can take 3 but if we put a trailer on the car i can take more
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Scunner on June 05, 2013, 12:06:11 pm
Would you be willing to partially outsource to foreign workers? I can provide one car for transport that can carry 3 Australian barrels. I think with exchange rates the equals 4 New Zealand barrels.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: LeadCollector on June 05, 2013, 02:52:16 pm
Holly cow! Turkey has a town called "Batman"

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Batman,+Turkey&hl=en&sll=37.570705,42.011719&sspn=2.964777,5.817261&oq=batman&hnear=Batman,+Turkey&t=m&z=12
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 05, 2013, 03:00:47 pm
OK, new plan, We are now taking the Crude Oil to Batman.
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: The Demon Lord on June 05, 2013, 03:28:28 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1526430
OK, new plan, We are now taking the Crude Oil to Batman.

But Batman doesn't need it - he is already a Billionaire
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 06, 2013, 12:16:41 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1526429
Holly cow! Turkey has a town called "Batman"

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Batman,+Turkey&hl=en&sll=37.570705,42.011719&sspn=2.964777,5.817261&oq=batman&hnear=Batman,+Turkey&t=m&z=12


Holy diversionary tactics Batman!  
http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/8763843/Batman-wins-condom-contest-perils-of-social-media
Title: Is Light Crude Oil a good investment?
Post by: Pitchey on June 06, 2013, 07:28:15 pm
Canadians need Oil too!

Swastika, Kirkland Lake, ON, Canada