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Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on September 03, 2013, 04:23:09 pm
A chicken laid a massive egg, and inside the egg was another egg.

I consider this a sign of the coming apocalypse.

(http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1378178584/667/9120667.jpg)

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/agribusiness/9120575/King-Country-chook-lays-monster-egg

The chicken then died a horrible painful death maybe.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Pitchey on September 03, 2013, 05:59:02 pm
Ack! Taumarunui! It continues to haunt me!
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Pitchey on September 03, 2013, 05:59:19 pm
Ack! Taumarunui! It continues to haunt me!
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Speakman on September 03, 2013, 07:05:31 pm
(http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/60996/xzibit.jpg)
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Pyromanik on September 04, 2013, 01:56:03 pm
(http://fanbros.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Inception_LeoSquint.png)
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: BerG on September 04, 2013, 02:36:07 pm
Imagine if a human was born and then it's chest burst open and another human came crawling out.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: deadmeatwalking on September 04, 2013, 04:10:07 pm
Quote from: BerG;1530981
Imagine if a human was born and then it's chest burst open and another human came crawling out.

i feel like an aliens rip off movie coming on!
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Th3.Dud3.Abid3s on September 04, 2013, 08:58:49 pm
So the age old question of 'did the chicken come before the egg' has been truly twisted into, no, 'the egg come before the egg before the chicken'. Or, 'the chicken come before the egg before the.......ahhhh fuck it.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Bounty Hunter on September 05, 2013, 10:22:17 am
that's pretty eggciting.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Scunner on September 05, 2013, 12:44:39 pm
Quote from: Bounty Hunter;1531031
that's pretty eggciting.

Did you really have to make that yoke.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: The Demon Lord on September 05, 2013, 12:53:26 pm
Quote from: Scunner;1531035
Did you really have to make that yoke.

I dunno about you - but that made me Crack!
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Bell on September 05, 2013, 10:07:06 pm
Well this thread makes it plainly obvious we are all getting very old.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Pyromanik on September 06, 2013, 10:56:18 am
Because everyone's gone a bit barn'y in their old age?
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Retardobot on September 06, 2013, 12:56:52 pm
Egg puns.

The most shittiest of all puns.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on September 06, 2013, 12:59:34 pm
Quote from: Retardobot;1531101
Egg puns.

The most shittiest of all puns.

eggsactly.
Title: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.
Post by: BerG on September 06, 2013, 08:36:33 pm
Quote from: Retardobot;1531101
Egg puns.

The most shittiest of all puns.

Its not that bad, you're eggsadurating.