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Title: Life Game.
Post by: Retardobot on October 15, 2014, 10:20:40 am
Level 1 - 10 : Progress through high school. (levelling starts at high school as preschool and primary school is just the tutorial stage). Some try their hand at the early grind in order to achieve levelling bonuses like 'lose virginity' and 'get a job'. However attempting these raids too early can have undesired negative buffs like "+1 to offspring" and "-1 to education".

Level 11 - 20 : Progress through college. Bonus achievements include "beer goggles" and "maxing out liver". The boss level in this stage is a 2 part battle. The first boss drops a legendary 'qualification' however some are only unique and green items and the second boss is "discover life mate". Depending on how you progressed in earlier quests, it will determine who your life mate is and how compatible you are (on a scale).

Level 21 - 40 : This act has a lot of side quests. The main story arc is convincing the [work]force that you are worthy to join their ranks and help them do battle against the onslaught of other forces that are not yet clear to you. You will also have your own skirmishes with bills, and car payments.
Side quests include moving in with life mate in order to better co-ordinate bill battles, earning rare upgrades like promotions and pay rises and making allies.

Level 41 - 50 : Continue to build your allies by aligning yourself even closer with your life mate. This is when an NPC will cast 'holy matrimony' on you and your life mate and set you on a side quest to bring in a new character. This character's addition is slowly worked into the story over a period of 9 months to allow yourself to prepare, as the game changes drastically when they show up.

Level 51 - 60 : Occasionally, this part of the game can often come before levels 41 - 50, however the order isn't important. You will purchase your own headquarters with the rewards made from earlier quests and side quests. This will allow you to make upgrades and modifications to your base so you're better able to plan attacks and form a tougher defence.

Level 61 - 70 : The is the end game scenario, the grind, the attempt at seeking ever new drops and uniques so you're not out ranked by your foes. You may be met with un announced character additions in order to keep the story arc from falling flat, new enemy bills will continue to be spawned and allies will pass and be created a new. You'll make new friends and even more enemies along the way.

Level 71 - 80 : These will be uncapped in coming DLC which hint at earlier character additions leaving by going on their own quests, similar to yours. Visiting other lands/warzones and equipping new mounts.

My game crashed at level 25 and corrupted my save file. Don't have the patience to start again.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 10:37:19 am
Excellent topic and post well done +1000000 if I could.

Level 1- Never finished college, became financially independent at 15 and lived in my own flat. Education was via being an adult student. Worked at nights at R'toto and banged as many people as I could during my time there. Worked there 7 days a week for 18 months - you do the math.

Level 2- First serious boyfriend much older moved in together. First taste of domesticated life. Lasted 2 years because he was a greedy fuck. Went off the rails there for a wee bit and to exact my revenge I shamelessly went someone very near and dear to him. but meh fuck it

Level 3 - Met second serious boyfriend and moved in together after 7 days. Had a blast for 5 years then had a baby. Studied to get qualifications for 4 years while I was a domesticated stay at home mum. Discovered Counter Strike, then GrrL then Iconz.

Level 4 - Child is 5 now, score my dream job thanks to qualifications. Met Battlefield 2. then most of you. Whored this for thousands of hours and lost a lot of life during the process.

Level 5 - bad level - this is where shit went fucking wrong to begin with. Turned a blind eye right up to level 8

Level 8 - Terrible terrible devastating year for me personally. a moment shared with Synthetic. took a very long time to get over that one. However had to focus as I had just started working my way up the telco ladder

Level 9 - Shining year - achieved every damn professional goal I set for myself. Excellent productive level

Level 10 - Is this moment. Do I add credit and try again or do I move to the next opponent/level

Level 11 - Who knows hopefully its awesome

Current game has crashed on Level 10 and while I do have credit I am unsure if I want to rechallenge
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Retardobot on October 15, 2014, 10:44:14 am
Hah, nice re-work Fairy.

I'll do a re-post later with my own level progression.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 10:47:05 am
I changed a sentence because I can just fucking imagine some peoples thoughts after reading it; ive never been shy about the teams i play for but i think some people here wouldnt be able to handle it
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: The Demon Lord on October 15, 2014, 11:37:40 am
Lvl 45 - the 9 month grind sucks
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Retardobot on October 15, 2014, 11:51:26 am
Lvl 45 - the 9 month grind sucks

"No, don't drop your crappy white drops on my face, put them in my inventory, no wonder you've been grinding at this for so long".
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 12:14:25 pm
I changed a sentence because I can just fucking imagine some peoples thoughts after reading it; ive never been shy about the teams i play for but i think some people here wouldnt be able to handle it

i read the pre edit one preferred that version more
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 12:18:00 pm
Lvl 45 - the 9 month grind sucks
lol  done that now, i inherited a level 7 addition and a New addition, the new addition is now  nearly 5 monthsand i can tell you that 5 months has made the previous grind seem easy:

I shall surmise.

this grind is made more difficult because your stamina is drained by constant need for attention, noise and lack of time to regroup and plan strategies, any planning is quickly and irrevocably destroyed by the new addition, and the only drops this character generates are not worth anything to anybody, its like the worst boss fight  you can imagine.  but when it smiles everything seems worth it.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 12:24:30 pm
Lvl 45 - the 9 month grind sucks

I hate to tell you this bro but there's another spot you could put your axe into Demon
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 12:27:19 pm
Lvl 45 - the 9 month grind sucks

I hate to tell you this bro but there's another spot you could put your axe into Demon

up the B.. no Babies?
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 12:32:43 pm
Lvl 45 - the 9 month grind sucks

I hate to tell you this bro but there's another spot you could put your axe into Demon

up the B.. no Babies?

BOOOOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: The Demon Lord on October 15, 2014, 12:35:30 pm
its a bit too late now.....
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 12:37:38 pm
Personally if I were a dude facing that grind I'd ride the Hershey Highway till my dick fell off

i apologize I know im crass hahaha
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 01:35:40 pm
Personally if I were a dude facing that grind I'd ride the Hershey Highway till my dick fell off

i apologize I know im crass hahaha

hmm your timing is fantastic, i am eating a hershey chocolate pie i got from bk across the road i now have it on my keyboard as i spat it out reading your comment.

Fairy... come here and BACK THAT ASS UP...   or rather put you ass where your mouth was :)
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Pitchey on October 15, 2014, 01:39:22 pm
or rather put you ass where your mouth was :)

I know shes a big mouth, not sure if her ass will be able to cover that chasm!
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 01:43:50 pm
Personally if I were a dude facing that grind I'd ride the Hershey Highway till my dick fell off

i apologize I know im crass hahaha

hmm your timing is fantastic, i am eating a hershey chocolate pie i got from bk across the road i now have it on my keyboard as i spat it out reading your comment.

Fairy... come here and BACK THAT ASS UP...   or rather put you ass where your mouth was :)

hahahhahaha OMFG I am literally rolling on the floor here cracking up laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so so sorry sannz - was the hershey pie good though hahahaha
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 01:49:14 pm
Personally if I were a dude facing that grind I'd ride the Hershey Highway till my dick fell off

i apologize I know im crass hahaha

hmm your timing is fantastic, i am eating a hershey chocolate pie i got from bk across the road i now have it on my keyboard as i spat it out reading your comment.

Fairy... come here and BACK THAT ASS UP...   or rather put you ass where your mouth was :)

hahahhahaha OMFG I am literally rolling on the floor here cracking up laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so so sorry sannz - was the hershey pie good though hahahaha

twas filled with yummy moist chocolate on a crispy base topped with decadent white cream...

and now i am horny and hungry again....
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 01:50:04 pm
my job here is done!
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 01:51:17 pm
my job here is done!

TEASE...  finsih what you started danm you..  no fair i always finish what i start even when my jaw hurts.... ;D :P
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 01:52:37 pm
vent? bahahahahahhahahahaha
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 01:55:09 pm
vent? bahahahahahhahahahaha

Skype or TS :)  besides on Skype i can look at your camera and block mine :)
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 01:58:04 pm
hahahahahahhahahahahah hang on we are going wayyyy off topic here Sorry Rii - I blame sannz

Im surprised i havent been banned yet, every thread i pop into derails hard
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Retardobot on October 15, 2014, 02:01:43 pm
Cunts ruining my thread.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 15, 2014, 02:07:57 pm
Cunts ruining my thread.

i played the game i put in my life even...
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 15, 2014, 02:46:23 pm
Im sorry James - im going to go do some work now Derailer has left the thread

I need a cleanup in this thread - it really is a good topic

Much love Rii Buttsex love
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 28, 2014, 08:37:49 pm
i've just a hit a level that required the biggest sacrifice of the life game. i hope the next level gets easier!
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 29, 2014, 06:52:53 am
I am stuck on the child level, the difficulty increases daily..

I am now at the part where every time i sit down on the throne or try to take a leak i get interrupted or something happens.

very frustrating, there seems to be no progress in this level it's rewarding but the level seems to repeat.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 29, 2014, 08:17:11 am
I am stuck on the child level, the difficulty increases daily..

I am now at the part where every time i sit down on the throne or try to take a leak i get interrupted or something happens.

very frustrating, there seems to be no progress in this level it's rewarding but the level seems to repeat.

oh they all go through those phases. my girl did that for like 3 years i think it was. it is frustrating at times. just need to explain what youre doing before you do it followed with its private time sweetie. You think about it, when they need to use the loo or a change it isnt really done privately if you know what i mean. its just a matter of communicating then closing the door and handling the tears.

at some point they need to learn personal space and boundaries so you should start soonish. also kids tend to be curious because you see their bits all the time but they dont see yours.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 29, 2014, 08:34:53 am
True true, personal time ha ha ha when i retire maybe
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 29, 2014, 08:41:29 am
yep, kids know when you are trying to have sexy time even in a deep sleep they fucking know

they will grow out of it!! i promise and when they do, you'll look back and miss your space being invaded :)
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Retardobot on October 29, 2014, 10:01:06 am
i've just a hit a level that required the biggest sacrifice of the life game. i hope the next level gets easier!

SPIT IT OUT, WOMAN.

Not something I'd usually ask for.
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Xsannz on October 29, 2014, 10:07:58 am
DONT spit what a waste of good nutrition..
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 29, 2014, 10:21:20 am
i've just a hit a level that required the biggest sacrifice of the life game. i hope the next level gets easier!

SPIT IT OUT, WOMAN.

Not something I'd usually ask for.

check your inbox i dont want to post it here, its hurtful :(
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Pitchey on October 29, 2014, 06:52:45 pm
you'll look back and miss your space being invaded :)

Too easy, much much too easy!
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 29, 2014, 09:20:31 pm
are we referring to vent sex here pitchey?
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Pitchey on October 30, 2014, 12:31:14 am
lol, more than one level here! :-P
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: 420fairy on October 30, 2014, 12:58:05 am
go to sleep pitchey
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Pitchey on October 30, 2014, 01:43:57 am
No!
Title: Re: Life Game.
Post by: Lias on October 30, 2014, 07:28:44 am
are we referring to vent sex here pitchey?

I'll have sex with your vent.. bend over and brace yourself, I'm going in dry!