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« on: September 01, 2007, 01:29:49 am »
yea, top jokes on this page guys-mostly baldy lol
One morning the 7 dwarfs, after being well fed and watered, go off to the mines. That day the mine collapses, and Snow White is in a terrible state and searches for them. She shouts down one crevice "Is anyone there??" "Are you hurt?" But no one answers. She finds numerous other cracks and shouts, but to no avail. At her wits end and in desperation she shouts down one last crack "Dwarfs, can you hear me...please" and from the depths of the cave comes a voice "Australia will win the World Cup"
Snow white responds "Oh thank god Dopey is still alive!"
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« on: July 10, 2007, 03:02:14 pm »
whats better then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree??......1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees...
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette??........
i dont have a corvette in my garage love the dead baby ones, keep'em coming
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« on: June 05, 2007, 05:45:49 pm »
Fubu hoode $80
Red Bandana $14
Baggy Jeans $120
9mm Pistol $220
Realising your white...Priceless
Three men are in a sauna, an American, a pakiha and a Maori. They hear a beeping sound and the yank touches his forearm and says "thats my pager, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
Next a phone rings, and the pakiha lifts his palm to his ear, and syays he has a microchip in his hand.
The Maori, feeling very low-tech, goes to the toilet and comes back with toilet-paper hanging from his arse and exclaims " EAHH i cun believe it! would you look at that, I am getting a fax! "
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« on: April 08, 2007, 01:49:53 pm »
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« on: February 05, 2007, 09:57:36 am »
An NZ man dies, and at the gates of heaven he meets St Joseph, behind whom, is a wall full of clocks. The man asks St J. "What are all those clocks?"
"Everyone in the world has a lie clock, everytime they lie the hands move. Here is Mother Teresa's clock, it hasn't moved, showing she has never lied. This one is A.Lincolns clock, it has moved twice, showing he has lied 2 times in his entire life."
The man is amazed, and asks "Where is Helen Clark's clock"
St J. looks a bit disturbed and replies "It's in Jesus's office-he's using it as a ceiling fan"
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« on: January 26, 2007, 05:24:45 pm »
lol, its wrecked already. enile and goat both posted same :disappoin
23. Rambler
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« on: November 14, 2006, 07:36:41 pm »
what's blue yellow and lies on the bottom of the pool?
A baby with its water-wings slashed
whats red, yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Water-wings with the baby slashed
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« on: October 25, 2006, 09:02:18 am »
Ohhhh whoops, ungay, I though you said "gay up".
 hahaha so basic, yet so so funny
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