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New turbo inlet pipes for my GTR today!  OHHH YEEAH!  :P

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Quote from: Growler;1518189


LOL, fuck you have some messed up images :D

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Quote from: Retardobot;1518053
You're going to slow your metabolism down to a halt.

What you can do is eat fruit every 2hrs in between smaller portions of food for lunch and dinner.
Qtf.

Cutting back on intake like that camy isnt the best, cause when you start to eat regular again it'll all come back on more so.  Drink green tea as well, it has a natural hunger suppressant in it. Actually works too!

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Quote from: Valvanite;1518021

Plus im about 65% wolverine. So body heals overnight normally


Youre very hairy, live outside and drag your arse over the ground when you have worms!?   or just 65% of the time?

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Have to admit though Growler, riding a POS is big turn off. Anything fast ftw.. including 4 wheels.

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Quote from: Bounty Hunter;1517437
because it was 5km up the road?


LOL  :D

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General Chat / - unknown
« on: February 08, 2013, 10:46:47 pm »
" Indecision is the key to flexibility."

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General Chat / Solomon Islanders and Dolphins
« on: February 08, 2013, 10:40:26 pm »
They were there to pre-warn them, its only the the humans didnt understand the Dolphs  ....  noobs



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Quote from: toofast;1517170
I dont get why the page counts are constantly broke. Is chilli just spamming the forums. Because if so, surely just ban his account.


Go fuck yourself, if you srsly believe that shit you need to get off the innawebs son.. or maybe even go back to gpod ;)

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General Chat / Telecom's 'suspicious' offer
« on: February 07, 2013, 04:44:32 pm »
Quote from: Munchie;1516764
God I pay $190 for 150GB from TelstraClear and they said they can't add on more data blocks QQ


LOLOLOL

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Quote from: Bounty Hunter;1516968
I haven't posted in this thread in a while.


me either. you guys must be bored.. carry on :D

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General Chat / Telecom's 'suspicious' offer
« on: February 02, 2013, 10:43:34 pm »
Quote from: benlav;1516692
Anyone here with Telecom? I'm currently on a plan which is about 120gb for I think $105 or something, plus the tivo scam on top of that. Anyway, I received an offer in the post this week, offering to up my allowance to 150gb for $6 less. Not only that, in they are offering the chance to win a samsung 3 if you do it before sometime soon. Then in the fine print, it says if you switch plans, you can't revert back. So naturally I'm really suspicious. I cant figure out why I wouldn't want to get more data for less money. But I can't seem to figure out what their angle is... anyone else know?

edit: just to clarify, that includes the land line. I never really use it so I think local calls are free.


The 150GB plan is way better... IF youre not making massive amounts of toll calls. No you will not be able to change back as the old 120gb plan is no longer grandfathered. Dunno about the chance to win a free S3, take that shit with a pinch of salt. But yeah, if you aren't calling all over the place all the time the new plans are way better value. If you want flick me a pm Ill make sure youre saving money (f**k the bandwagon homos)



TRU STORY

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General Chat / Solomon Islanders and Dolphins
« on: February 02, 2013, 10:27:36 pm »
Quote from: Emrico1;1516704
I only eat 'Tuna safe' Dolphin. I'm a good guy like that.

Someone has to stand up for the beautiful Tunas.




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General Chat / some dude out base jumping
« on: February 02, 2013, 10:24:31 pm »
" Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage and a little bit of milk, they can keep a girl's stomach full for 9 months "

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General Chat / Gareth Morgan and Cats
« on: February 02, 2013, 10:18:39 pm »
Humans > aliens ... .   if that helps.

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Quote from: Obble;1516677
Serious question to manscapers; Why do balls bleed so much when cut? holyjesus.

Most guys need them eventually, stop trying to overmanscape.


-e- Zar stop telling your son my ip address hmm k, thkx  ;)

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General Chat / Gareth Morgan and Cats
« on: February 02, 2013, 07:21:22 am »
Quote from: Codex;1516597
Then we bring in lions to get rid of the fox

Then we bring in elephants to get rid of the lions

Then we bring in mice to get rid of the elephants

Then we bring in cats to get rid of the mic

Then we bring in foxes to get rid of the cats



I know an old lady who swallowed a fly

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General Chat / Solomon Islanders and Dolphins
« on: February 02, 2013, 07:16:51 am »
Its the Japanese. See either way you look at it theyre smart. Why go out and spend millions on big ships and crew to get whales and dolpins only to be chased around the sea by a bunch of hyped up nappie headed greenpeace hippies when they could simply flick the islanders a fraction of that cost and get THEM to do the dirty bit.

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Quote from: Bounty Hunter;1516351
IS SPEAKMAN JONTY?!?!

I wondered where he went in my absence.


The hell!

Jonty you ass lol! here you are dribbling saliva and foaming at the month at me but it seems youve forgotten I was the one that put my hand up when you really REALLY needed help with a router.. and I gave you one. Nah dont worry about paying for it, you can have it remember?.. fuckin hell thanks man, funny how rl shits forgotten easy aye.


PS: You still look like James Blunt  

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Quote from: Emrico1;1516204
I too are confussled, best we just ban chilli.


For someone that has me on their ignore list you sure wanna keep squeezing my ass dont you










You want the missing pages bishes... come get them!

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Get Some Game Servers / You tube videos
« on: January 27, 2013, 04:02:01 pm »
Dear Admin


Could I please have my post link header enabled please (notice I said please twice). Its that tool bar at the top of the posting box when you go advanced posting. I cannot post the brilliant and utterly ball bashingly funny You Tubes that will brighten your whole week.

I appreciate your farsightedness and do understand dragging my account out of the muddy crap pits of Hades was a task in itself and any oversight was totally understandable.


Yours sincerely,

Chillifunkhouser II

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TV, Movies & Music / What are you listening to?
« on: January 26, 2013, 09:15:18 pm »



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TV, Movies & Music / What are you listening to?
« on: January 26, 2013, 09:14:28 pm »



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Too late Pyro youre reported !
All that dwarf porn downloading is crippling snaps fibre network

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General Chat / jimmy carrey
« on: January 26, 2013, 06:14:48 pm »
" I'd tell you to go to hell, but i work there, and wouldn't want to see you everyday "

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