Now that was sad.. sorry dude.. but it was..
Fail at joke thread.^^
There are three Australians sitting at the bar, having a few drinks when one of them spots a kiwi wearing an all blacks jersey.
"Watch this boys I'll show you how to wind up kiwis", one of them says.
So he goes over and says to the kiwi and says "I heard Dan Carter was gay, mate. He takes it up the arse."
"Oh, I didn't know that", the kiwi says, "But I suppose it's a free world"
So the Aussie goes back to his mates and says "For fucks sake he didnt even bite!"
"I'll show you how to do it, mate" says the second one.
So he goes up to the kiwi and says "Did you know Dan Carter wears womens dresses?"
The kiwi says "Nah I didn't know that, fair enough I suppose. If thats what hes into."
So the Aussie goes back to his mates fuming, "I got nothing mate!"
The third Aussie gets up and says "Listen to this fellas, I'll show you how to do it."
So he goes up to the kiwi and says "I heard Dan Carter was Australian."
And the kiwi says, "Yeah, your mates have been telling me."
