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Messages - Th3.Dud3.Abid3s
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« on: October 10, 2013, 12:17:22 pm »
Is Sly helping to resurrect Arnies career? I notice it comes out on my birthday, so I may get pissed and stoned and go see it. This better be good Berg, I don't want you to eat your words. But if its shit, I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!!!
On a side note, if Arnie had bred with Kristanna Loken (T-X), the offspring could be truly immaculate human specimens.....
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« on: September 15, 2013, 04:59:40 pm »
As a rule of thumb, less is more.
I personally go against the norm and try squeeze in as much drug 'n alcohol infused sex as possible. Today I'm feeling comfortably shagged.....
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« on: September 14, 2013, 09:32:32 am »
Sentinel is now Spiderman? :friendly_wink:
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« on: September 12, 2013, 05:34:33 pm »
I'm getting my DayZ fix at the moment with 'Overwatch'. But if Dean goes AWOL again, I'm not sure if I can hang in there and may succumb to Battlebloom 4. :concern:
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« on: September 12, 2013, 05:27:07 pm »
Ahhh, now I've got a clearer picture; yes I'd like to operate on those lumps.
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« on: September 12, 2013, 11:29:05 am »
GP forums give shit advice. You'll top yourself in the end.
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« on: September 12, 2013, 11:26:53 am »
Fucken lol Swindle!
Osum.
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« on: September 11, 2013, 11:22:32 am »
I have come to the conclusion that you should not go to the doctor. You are obviously evolving to the next tier!
Nurture that thing. Let it grow. You will find it will develop into a horn. A horn that will counter attempted vampire bites to your neck. The only question is....will you grow another on the opposite side to make you fully immune to bloodsuckers. You are living proof that evolution is real. Embrace it, its a beautiful thing.
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« on: September 09, 2013, 09:53:39 am »
I dunno. I mean, sure they are cute looking little tits. But one is much lower than the other and one is facing the wrong way! :concern:
I would still stroke them though.
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« on: September 06, 2013, 05:14:23 pm »
This is as fucked up as the Simcity 5 launch!
If they're not gonna test this shit before selling it, just call it an alpha and stop the marketing propaganda. So disillusioned with supposed AAA game releases right now.....
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« on: September 04, 2013, 08:58:49 pm »
So the age old question of 'did the chicken come before the egg' has been truly twisted into, no, 'the egg come before the egg before the chicken'. Or, 'the chicken come before the egg before the.......ahhhh fuck it.
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« on: August 29, 2013, 06:44:39 pm »
Pre-ordered.
Loved Empire. Shogun was meh; but Rome 2 looks like a return to form. This is gonna chew up some serious game time!
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« on: August 26, 2013, 06:11:07 pm »
It took you 5 days to necro this thread with that explanation? You got a 'random' weapon from a tent (and not a corpse), so this means you don't need to check it......in a modded game riddled and destroyed by hackers! Fucken lol noob. :hopelessness:
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« on: August 23, 2013, 08:00:27 pm »
You know us westies bro; sticky or go home!
I'll provide the wheels, you bring ya camera, and we'll crash this LAN and stick it to these cunts. You pilot the chopper and I'll be your gunner. Epic lulz! :very_drunk:
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« on: August 23, 2013, 03:26:08 pm »
Damn, that's a fair staggering distance. If it rains, I'll be a very moist pussy!
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« on: August 22, 2013, 11:31:32 pm »
Just curious. If I can't swig a brewsky while shooting cunts at my comp, do I have to walk to and fro to my car to maintain my happiness and stay in the zone?
If so, am I able to get close parking to the main entrance and what are the temperatures like there at night in winter?
I will try not curse and will be as gentle as a lamb......
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« on: August 22, 2013, 11:19:16 pm »
Um. Mouthful of shitty gay cunt from what I could see and hear....
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« on: August 21, 2013, 12:11:40 pm »
She's a bit dry..... but she's got a cute pussy!
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« on: August 21, 2013, 12:05:47 pm »
Very good chance you have picked up a script kiddies spawned in weapon and continued using it; although you knew very well it had a 110 bullet ammo clip! :applause:
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« on: August 21, 2013, 11:56:15 am »
I saw lots of shakey screen and heaps of debris stuff.....
Lucky I had a wank before viewing.
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« on: August 19, 2013, 04:43:38 pm »
Are you guys selling piss, or is it BYO?
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« on: August 14, 2013, 10:27:54 am »
Simple.
Take off your 110 bullet ammo clip hack.
Fixed.
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« on: August 14, 2013, 10:27:39 am »
Simple.
Take off your 110 bullet ammo clip hack.
Fixed.
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« on: August 14, 2013, 10:22:02 am »
I initially felt sorry for the duck not getting a turn.......but hey, the costumes were far too big for it.
The dog licking its lips at the duck near the end looked very ominous! The vid stopped soon after. I wonder if that duck will ever feature on the net again?
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« on: August 08, 2013, 05:23:37 pm »
Looks like someone just spunked all over its head....
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