Back To Earth - Part One Friday, April 10th, 9pm Nine years later the Red Dwarf crew are older but still none the wiser. Lister's busy day of annoying Rimmer is interrupted by the discovery of a dimension-hopping leviathan in the ship's mile-deep water tank.
Back To Earth - Part Two Saturday, April 11th, 9pm Rimmer's replacement, Katerina (Sophie Winkleman), is determined to guide Lister back to his home planet. But Earth in 2009 is not everything the boys had expected, and Rimmer has no intention of being replaced.
Back To Earth - Part Three Sunday, April 12th, 9pm Knowing they are destined to die, the Dwarfers head to a mysterious address in London to plead for more life.
RIMMER: Just a Pot Noodle. Oh, and I found a tin of dog food in the tool cupboard. LISTER: (Sighs.) Well. Pretty obvious what gets eaten last. I can't stand pot Noodles.
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LISTER: And you can take that look off your face: like I'm doing something disgusting. I'm just trying to stay alive. RIMMER: You're going to eat the dog food. LISTER: I haven't eaten for six days. Yes, I'm going to eat the dog food. RIMMER: I'm sure the dog food will be lovely. LISTER: This isn't dog food. It's a piece of prime fillet steak in blue cheese sauce. It's been charcoal broiled in garlic butter. Mmmmm. Just smell that. It's delicious. Delicious.
He pops it into his mouth and swallows it.
LISTER: Well, now I know why dogs lick their testicles -- it's to take away the taste of their food.