Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - mango
Pages: [1]
1
« on: February 19, 2007, 01:57:02 pm »
"You must spread more reputation around blah blah" sorry super  but thank yer. :chuckle:
2
« on: February 19, 2007, 10:53:16 am »
I'm a fan of anime, and everyone was doing silly poses so...
3
« on: February 19, 2007, 12:29:00 am »
I see your pose, and raise you more pose. ahahahahaha omg +rep 
4
« on: February 11, 2007, 11:57:14 pm »
A Kiwi, an Australian and an English man are walking down the beach,
(they are not gay, three men can walk down a beach if they want!) they find a lamp, give it a rub and a genie pops out! He gives them one wish each, ...
The English man wishes for his country to be self contained so they need no outside support.
The Australian gets the idea and wishes for a great wall to be put all around Australia so no-one or nothing can get in or out.
The Kiwi thinks and asks about this wall, the genie replys its 500 meters tall and 100 feet thick, nothing will get in or out for all time.
The kiwi thinks and says "...fill it with water"
5
« on: February 10, 2007, 05:21:49 pm »
this next joke might be a little offensive to feminists or girls with a strong sense of identity.
The Geography of a Woman
> >>------------------------
> >>Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
> >>She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with
> >>bushland around the fertile deltas.
> >>
> >>Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
> >>Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade
> >>especially with countries with cash or cars.
> >>
> >>Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
> >>relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
> >>
> >>Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
> >>She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a
> >>warm and desirable place to visit.
> >>
> >>Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She
> >>lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
> >>reconstruction is now necessary.
> >>
> >>Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very
> >>wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
> >>frigid climate keeps people away.
> >>
> >>Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
> >>With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit
> >>like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).
> >>
> >>After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where
> >>it is, but no one wants to go there.
> >>
> >>The Geography of a Man
> >>------------------------
> >>Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a
> >>dick.
6
« on: February 10, 2007, 05:19:26 pm »
A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy blonde across from him raise her hand and smile hello.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shagged on the pool table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
7
« on: January 27, 2007, 03:38:03 am »
Please do pop into the Ngati channel :chuckle: I was in there earlier ask soully handi and super haha as for games - CS:S, UT2004, Quake 3(still although its hard to find an online game) and I wish I could get a game of Q4, it's hard at times to find ppl playing.
8
« on: January 27, 2007, 01:43:19 am »
small picture of me. xmas.
9
« on: January 26, 2007, 06:12:37 pm »
31. mango(-chan)
Pages: [1]
|
