A man who likes to hunt deer has a wife who suspects him of cheating on her when he goes on early morning hunting trips.
"Hey I'm going hunting in the morning" Says the man.
"I will come along" Says the suspicious wife.
"Uh, Ok. But I leave very early in the morning. Are you sure you want to come" Asks the man.
"Yes"She says
"Ok then but if you pike out then you must either let me have anal sex with you or else give me a Blow Job" He says.
The man has never tasted either of these pleasures and they agree to the deal.
4.00am rolls around.
"wake up dear" Says the man.
"Ugh, I'm too tired you can go with out me" She mumbles.
"Ok, but you know the deal" He says.
She gives him a blow job.
Upon finishing she says"That tasted like shit".
The man replies "Yeah, The dog didn't want to come either"!!!!