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General Chat / joke thread
« on: February 15, 2008, 10:48:49 pm »
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: February 15, 2008, 10:39:57 pm »
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: February 11, 2008, 09:05:51 pm »
Quote from: SonOfBin2000;654654
Lol nice man


Thanks.

Your in bed, your alone,

You hear a noise,

You go downstairs,

Its dark,

Your TV's floating in the air,

What do you say?.................
.......

Drop it Niggah!


(Not trying to be raciest or anything)

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: February 11, 2008, 08:59:22 pm »
Whats the definition of embarrassment.....?

Running into a brick wall with an erection and your nose breaking first.

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