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« on: March 26, 2009, 02:42:17 pm »
Japanese girl was having sex and accidentally farted. She said "Oh me, so sorry. You make front hole so happy, back hole blow you a kiss" 
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« on: March 02, 2009, 01:06:50 pm »
Ohhhh what is it? Can anyone guess? hehehe
A shoe that's been slobbered on by a dog?
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« on: January 13, 2009, 10:07:37 am »
Heineken - Walk in Fridge
lol Gold..!!
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« on: December 01, 2008, 09:14:34 pm »
That darth pic makes sense none..
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« on: November 18, 2008, 01:20:51 pm »
where do you guys come up with these pix?
lol
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« on: August 22, 2008, 09:41:54 am »
This one's my fav.. 
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« on: August 01, 2008, 03:11:21 pm »
that last one should be a tui ad.. 
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« on: July 31, 2008, 09:02:03 am »
^Shes Beautiful Cash and looks very cheeky, you must be very proud.
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Sage just before he started walking. Lol check out those rolls! :chuckle:
looks like sewn on hands..
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« on: July 29, 2008, 08:54:14 am »
What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?
Come on.. this is a joke thread where you tell jokes.. not where you become one.. 
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« on: July 23, 2008, 04:17:42 pm »
A sequel titled Soldier of Fortune: Payback, made by Cauldron HQ was released for Microsoft Windows, Xbox360 and Playstation 3 in 2007. I got it.. and sadly.. it's not the best.. :sly:
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« on: July 11, 2008, 10:00:48 am »
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« on: July 01, 2008, 09:35:23 am »
LMFAO
What does a young South Auckland Girl say after sex?
AWWW get ooff me uncle, yer squashin me smokes! Now that was sad.. sorry dude.. but it was..
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« on: June 26, 2008, 09:51:30 am »
Black Flag - Wasted
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« on: June 09, 2008, 11:40:55 pm »
^^^
not a piranha
to the idio that red repped me for this comment
///edit one
IT'S FUCKING NOT A PIRANHA, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
THERE ARE AFRICANS IN THE PICTURE FFS
///edit two
FUCKING AFRICANS MAN, CLEARLY FROM AFRICA, NOT FROM THE AMAZON WHICH IS IN BRAZIL.....THE PICTURES LOOK NOTHING LIKE BRAZIL!!!11!!!
YOUR RED REP WONT STOP ME FROM BEING RIGHT wow.. settle down.. i got neg repped for posting it.. Go figure.. P.S it was a spam email from work.. who cares where they're from.. let alone what fish.. the point of it was the fish teeth..
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« on: June 09, 2008, 12:29:41 pm »
World Record Size Piranha.
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« on: June 05, 2008, 02:48:53 pm »
Dam, that dude on the push bike is going to feel the full force of that slam.. Ouch!!
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« on: May 22, 2008, 12:55:34 pm »
Yeah, the "tearing me apart" bit gives it away.
I don't care who you are, you wouldn't go onto a public internet forum and ask for help with something like this. I call fake. Yeah same.. and who the fuck is sick enough to wana fuck your mum in her ass anyways.. Hookers are cheap enough.. steal her credit card and go buy a whore.. By the sounds of it.. she'd be too scared to ask him about it.. It'd tear her apart.. lawl
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« on: May 22, 2008, 09:46:45 am »
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. ; "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the hors e's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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« on: May 15, 2008, 06:31:14 pm »
:asian: Yes I am a noob at looking at penis lol.. +rep
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« on: May 07, 2008, 11:03:49 pm »
soz..
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« on: May 07, 2008, 08:03:03 pm »
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« on: May 07, 2008, 04:30:33 pm »
Check this one out.. :sunnies: 
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« on: May 06, 2008, 08:26:44 pm »
I'd be happy to help catch it You prob would catch something.. lol
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« on: January 28, 2008, 06:43:31 pm »
Ok.. so I'm new to ICONZ forums.. But here's a pic of me and my son.. 
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