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Messages - Oddball
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« on: July 29, 2014, 08:05:51 pm »
I'm a giant turd cake.
Chuckle.
You're a giant turd cake?
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« on: July 29, 2014, 07:59:03 pm »
Contrary to Retardobot's stupid beliefs, I had no desire to be banned. But this is more than what I could of hoped for, now when someone wants to read my posts they have to go to the extra trouble. And my posts are amazing, lets face it, you all want to know what this really says. However, I had no intention of staying here. As I have stated in the recent past, I am in this concentration camp for stupid people on a temporary and voluntary basis, which is now rescinded. Thank you for making my time here enjoyable and giving me the attention I desired. Truly, I appreciate the effort you went to; I feel acknowledged because rather than simply banning me, you put in hard work and concentrated on coming up with a creative solution despite your limited capacity for thought. So let the slew of people saying it's great they can't see this begin, but we all know you're pretending you didn't read it  It's like that Rick Roll crap where they get Rick Roll'd then respond saying nice try that's a Rick Roll link thinking they appear to be smart. Or was that just me? Anyway, good bye everyone and thank you for the wonderful times. Or at least, that is what I would of said had wonderful times occurred in this dump at any point throughout history, but you amused me at the very least. Feels like playing that 'Populous' game from back in the day. Farewell, peasants.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 07:47:13 pm »
Who's sideshow bob?
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« on: July 29, 2014, 06:46:11 pm »
You should see him on GP.
He's scared of his own shadow.
And you're scared of me
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« on: July 29, 2014, 06:28:57 pm »
I'm going to have to get back to you on that one, for now there's a much more pressing concern. I feel betrayed. Lied to. Cheated. By Getsome. In my entire life I have faced no bigger lie. No on here get's some, and no one here can give some in any way or form. What is this shit. But I can't just expect you guys to think of a whole new name, so I'm willing to let you call it 'Oddball'. Don't forget to reserve a new domain name www.oddball.co.nzYou have 24 hours before I call my lawyer.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 06:23:48 pm »
Nah only difference is I'd be trolling people via phone rather than Getsome. Who the fuck thought up this forum name anyway? It's a complete fucking contrast to the nature of it's members.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 06:22:26 pm »
Where are you getting the impression that no one wants to hire me
I refuse to go back and quote all 1480 of your posts.
Isn't there some way I can persuade you? *wiggles penis*
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« on: July 29, 2014, 06:20:12 pm »
Great idea, a post yourself thread that doesn't require a pic when you post. Don't worry, I'll post my self portrait up soon. Because I want to feel myself up on lonely nights to the look of preteen kids.
and I want you all to get more active on the forums.
I also want to see if I look older than actual 14-15 year olds.
Gotta be honest bro, you have that look people get when they're casually browsing pornhub and a cute chick pops up so you hover the mouse over the thumbnail to make the image change and it reveals her penis. And it's bigger than yours. This thread is scaring me
Anyway I know I'm a 10 year old boy but I put a weave on
Edit: updated to a pic where I am not in bed and in my netball gear...
I don't know if you know this but by now you've accumulated several stalkers. I, however, am superior to the mindless peasants that inhabit this mental institution and will protect you from them if you supply me with pictures of your penis. There's this thing called "rotation"
lol
A real man would realize you do not rotate an image in this situation, because in this situation there is a fucking bed headboard that you can ALIGN the image to. With the ALIGN tool if you didn't pick up on that. If you do not have access to Camera RAW then you could use the RULER tool and then straighten. It's like I'm explaining the internet to a teenager with an iphone. As for the rest of you, I was going to critique your pictures but somewhere along the way (or, the beginning) I just felt bad for you. Especially because you can't compare to this sexy devil. This is a very accurate self portrait, and while it might sound like I'm lying. I'm not. This is, or at least was before heavy modification, me.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:53:56 pm »
To be honest I'm not really sure what responsibility is. I can use it in a sentence but I can't define it.
Well, one time I did shit a retardobot and now he's here. I think responsibility is the correct word to use?
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:42:31 pm »
It's a game where if you want to build and program a helicopter, you can.
If you want to have sex with Alyx Vance via oculus rift and Xbox kinnect, You can.
If you want to program a virtual os, have it running of its on "virtual" lan, you can.
But sadly no one plays it for this anymore.
Now a days it's TTT, a game of cops and robbers
Murder, the same but only one person is the killer
Cinema - You just share youtube videos and watch as 12 year olds spam the playlist with pewdiepie
or Roleplay, where you can pretend to be the mafia and rob the local pretend gunstore owner to make him cry because you just stole all his money.
Garrys mod is a sandbox of the source engine. Use what ever props you have from other games, like the gnome from ep2, and put a balloon on him. IDK, but if you want, most of the shit you think of is possible, or can look possible.
Well done, minion. For now I will be leaving the peasants to their pathetic existence.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:36:19 pm »
Can't believe this still isn't available on the pirate bay.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:34:25 pm »
I have reason to suspect your honesty, Retardobot.
Character TDs do not render blades of grass.
That's because you don't know how to inject character into a blade of grass.
What's this pussy shit. My characters ARE a blade of grass. And with this I fuck Retardobot's mother in the bum
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:29:05 pm »
Horus wasn't the sun-god. He was THE sky. His right eye was said to be the sun while his left was the moon.
Ra was seen as being 'a' sun deity, however this depends on who he was fused with at the time.
Your mistake was assuming that I think when I type.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:16:25 pm »
It should be one easy step:
1) Make food.
I may have put my manliness into question by suggesting that I follow instructions from the pack.
I just want to reaffirm that this is not the case; the instructions were read after the fact for my own amusement, and then apparent frustration.
They have instructions on the pack? Fucking pussy
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:07:26 pm »
This isn't an English language debate
;_; pls
What this isn't: A thread on opinions and tips for mod applications What this is: An English language debate And with this I hereby educate you on the nature of gaming forums: Threads are not what they are intended to be, or portrayed as, but rather whatever they devolve into. Like a backwards retarded version of pokemon. Except without the pokemon.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 05:05:23 pm »
Remember that time we had sex in the motion capture room in the mocap suits? I put some of the balls up your butthole.
I think they used the mocap sequence in Frozen.
Now that is a theory I can get on board with. Assuming you're implying that's the whole movie.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 04:39:29 pm »
I swear to god, I used to go out with a girl that looked just like Ruffnut.
I used to go out with a girl that looked just like your mum
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« on: July 29, 2014, 03:53:32 pm »
I have reason to suspect your honesty, Retardobot.
Character TDs do not render blades of grass.
You'd hope it'd be a simple task for a TD to render a blade of grass though.
Wait, what? No you wouldn't. If your Character TDs are rendering your blades of grass then your scene is probably pretty fucking basic. You would hope your Character TD could sit down and figure out how you've set your scene up to render the blade of grass but you would not hope that it would be a simple task. Most Character TDs don't even have experience with render passes. Except me. I'm kind of amazing.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 03:48:33 pm »
The Semicolon is my favourite punctuation mark; I much prefer it over a boring colon.
Today is a beautiful day; a being who could write a high school English essay has graced this maggot infested forum. Wait. Why did you capitalize the 's' in 'semicolon'?
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« on: July 29, 2014, 03:42:24 pm »
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« on: July 29, 2014, 03:32:46 pm »
I have reason to suspect your honesty, Retardobot.
Character TDs do not render blades of grass.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 03:18:04 pm »
That's fantastic, let me see your Character TD work!
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« on: July 29, 2014, 03:07:54 pm »
Oddball is having a hard time choosing a personality after so much failure. He had such high hopes to work for Disney as well. Turns out Disney doesn't hire unmotivated plebs despite how easy it is to get a job with them as a slave labour new grad.
Don't mistake this for an insinuation that you're worth the 45 seconds it takes to respond to you, rather take it as an insinuation that telling you that you're wrong excites me sexually. Disney wouldn't recognize my graduate diploma as opposed to a degree, and a recent university level qualification is required for an internship at Disney - which is what I applied for. But since you have enough experience working at Disney's Animation Studios in the role I applied for to know how easy it is to get a job there, I'd love to hear about your experience over in Burbank CA where you, undoubtedly worked for Disney as a Character TD (Technical Director) intern, and as my reel was obviously lackluster or they called in the local seer to divine my motivational aspects without an actual interview despite my having just finished a course with 24/7 12-16 hour days, I'd love to see your Character TD demoreel as well as some insight into your hours and where you did your degree. PS - Your depiction of failure can only relate to your own experience, so please don't project your intellectual-misfortunes and incapacitation onto me.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 02:55:52 pm »
While you aren't inherently wrong, you are still wrong.
If you replace 'christianity' with 'religion', then yes. Allow me to elaborate.
All dates are approximate in a large way.
3000 BC - religion explains the unknown, therefore filling a void - eg - horus the sun-god
0 BC - religion is used to control people and provide a way to glorify genocide for the sake of greed in a manner that people wont contest, meanwhile preying on their superstition and the fact that religion is used to explain the unknown, therefore filling a void - eg - catholics
2014 AD - religion exists to provide the emotionally needy with love and comfort via the use of an adult-size imaginary friend due to the realization that their existence is worthless, therefore filling a void.. except, now it also creates an alternate void, for religion to exist science has to be inhibited. - eg - christianity
Everyone knows that void is null, right?
Thinking has an unfortunate side-effect of generating knowledge or conclusions, and it isn't all pretty which is why certain religious practitioners don't like to do it - did you know that children don't ever go evil/bad as they grow up? Good, bad, evil, only exist to summarize a lack of morality or ethical practice as perceived by a majority. Any literal use can pretty much be contributed to certain religions claiming you'll go to hell if you're bad or evil. But even using it in that sense, my statement is correct because people are born with no sense of right and wrong, they either develop that or they don't but one way or another they develop a sense in that regard that isn't always ideal in regards to the customs of society.
I therefore propose that people no longer be referred to as evil, or bad, but as overly eccentric. And remember if your children want to take heroin, practice religion, or murder people, they are still people who need to be loved; forgoing this requirement is how Hitler happened.
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