Shave for a Cure.

[winter]

DOOM METAL IS NOT GAY!

[Retardobot]

Hairy Muff = Fair Enough

The next part is about asking the musician what he thinks the genre he plays is - as generally they will know what umbrella they fit under

Ah. To be honest, I've no idea. I've never actually stopped to ask.

[The Demon Lord]

DOOM METAL IS NOT GAY!

okay then.

Its boring cause nothing happens in a song for half an hour Because they have only just finished playing the first riff!

[Codex]

Your mum's boring because nothing happens in her for half an hour because they have only just finished playing her first riff.

[Retardobot]

^That guy.

[The Demon Lord]

Your mum's boring because nothing happens in her for half an hour because they have only just finished playing her first riff.

Wait, my Mum is a Metal Sub Genre?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I expect some hilarious photoshops when I get home from work.

[winter]

okay then.

Its boring cause nothing happens in a song for half an hour Because they have only just finished playing the first riff!

Nah.

[Codex]

Wait, my Mum is a Metal Sub Genre?

That is correct, she is often played by old metal heads

[mycoolcar]

You can borrow my patch vest you'll be fucking TUFF az. Get up to speed with some black/death metal just in case people start talking about it.. believe me, it's a 'good' conversation starter..

Heres an older photo of me rocking it, it's been modified and tonnes added since, so you'll get a million metal points at any local gathering.

St Lukes Mall: "IS DAT A KU KLUX VEST?"

How long has that glorious facial bird nest been growing?

[winter]

How long has that glorious facial bird nest been growing?

It's longer now, that was about 6-9 months ago.. I keep her nice and tidy now though, look like a hobo enough as it is and I do like being employed.

[Obble]

Shave day today.

Came in at $310 which is pretty decent!

Thanks to those who donated! Epic effort!

To those who didn't - may you have runny shits for the entire weekend.

Wait what?

I thought you had to get $500 to shave?

I wanted to be the guy that made you lose your hair.

[Pitchey]

What? Is today the 31st of March?

Check your calender Retardo!

[Lias]

Sorry tardo, I already donated $20 to one of my mates daughters whos doing it.. Teenage girl shaving off long hair trumps yours sorry :-)

[Retardobot]

No worries, Lias! I agree. Watching a female lose her hair is always a lot more interesting.

Top bloke, Pitchey. Big thanks!

I decided to do it a bit earlier, there was no point in waiting 'til the 31st. I'm going to the Coromandel on the 31st for a few nights and want my hair to grow back a little bit before I go to try and protect it from the sun.

[Codex]

Surely you mean to protect your head from the weather, because baby, with those eyes and that beautiful scalp it'll be raining bitches

[Retardobot]

Codex Hallmark.

[Codex]

Actually I think if you leave your head shaven and lube it up before going outside woman will sit on you and absorb your scalp

This is how to woman right?

[Obble]

Actually I think if you leave your head shaven and lube it up before going outside woman will sit on you and absorb your scalp

This is how to woman right?

Made about as much sense as women do.