Description - New Kentucky Burger
Original recipe Chicken breast, crispy fried Onion, Coleslaw, Bacon, Cheese and Bourbon BBQ Sauce
Location: Panmure (Mt Wellington, Auckland)
This review is based on 7 key factors that I chose specific to this burger. The opinions are of course my own and therefore subjective.
BBQness 4/10 Too much BBQ sauce/flavour and not enough Bourbon......just regular old BBQ Sauce.
Crispy Fried Onion 2/10 crispy my arse. virtually non existent in my sample (but not in my stool sample later), and surprise surfuckingprise, nothing like the pic.
Chicken 5/10 I like original recipe but really only in it's raw form. This "burger" was dry as fuck and it may aswell have been a beer coaster or a piece of marine plywood.
Messiness 2/10 messy for all the wrong reasons, to describe - if I had rested it on it's side it would have resembled a 'back door' view to the main "leisure area" of an aging, bent over female Porn-star who really should have packed it in years ago (see Ginger Lynn Allen).
Coleslaw Salad 1/10 Just shit, the only reason for it's inclusion was probably to recycle the unsold or leftovers that people leave on the table when it's tacked onto a different meal. No one likes it just FK OFF.
Bun 1/10 Like 2 part foam or the green stuff you put fake flowers in to stand them up, and it was probably older than the aforementioned Porn-star.
Bacon 3/10 - How do you fk up Bacon? Well, you let KFC handle it is how.
Recommended side Left, Turn left 180 degrees, face the door and walk out shouting where the fks Carl's Jnr? really nothing to see here.
Overall 0/10 Just don't, I knew this was going to be shit, and it was.....a squashed mess lacking any class . With so many quality burgers doing the rounds at the moment this is just a desperate attempt to claw back some business from the already enlightened. Incase you're wondering why I bothered, well 2 reasons, 1, someone else paid for it and 2, because I've got your back GetSome'ers.
If there is to be any salvation for this it could either be that Panmure is the most awful KFC around (it's pretty grim and the staff look like they missed an evolutionary step along the way) or it was just made very very badly (I'm being generous there though I reckon), but I'd be interested to hear anyone else's experience...
Coming soon to JuDgE's burger corner - Wendy's Monster Melt Review!
