Topic: Berg

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Posted: February 08, 2013, 08:14:42 am

I went to the supermarket to get some fancy lettuce (because I like fancy lettuce).

I walked past the Magazine stand, and this ended up in my shopping basked.

I also got some Scotch Fillet Steak, which I will eat raw while reading the magazine.

Tiwaking! · Reply #1 Posted: February 08, 2013, 08:59:45 am

I find it ironic that every movie listed on the cover would be improved by the addition of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Especially Hitchcock.

Scunner · Reply #2 Posted: February 08, 2013, 10:56:24 am

Would Chris Hemsworth be improved by the addition of Schwarzenegger?

The Demon Lord · Reply #3 Posted: February 08, 2013, 11:16:34 am

Quote from: Scunner;1517240

Would Chris Hemsworth be improved by the addition of Schwarzenegger?

Yes.

(insert badly written Female erotica about Chris Hemsworth and Arnie)

Emrico1 · Reply #4 Posted: February 08, 2013, 01:03:00 pm

That steak seems like a good deal

winter · Reply #5 Posted: February 08, 2013, 03:32:50 pm

A+ thread, would read again.

oefox · Reply #6 Posted: February 08, 2013, 04:10:11 pm

Heh, arnie would've made a great sheriff in django.

Bell · Reply #7 Posted: February 08, 2013, 07:39:06 pm

Quote from: Emrico1;1517248

That steak seems like a good deal

+1
Tell us more about the scotch fillet monkey man

deanox · Reply #8 Posted: February 08, 2013, 07:46:09 pm

^please don't, scotch fillet from countdown, end of story :stupid:

The Demon Lord · Reply #9 Posted: February 09, 2013, 09:09:09 am

Quote from: deanox;1517344

^please don't, scotch fillet from countdown, end of story :stupid:

Eye Fillet from NOSH - MMMMmmmmmmm

toofast · Reply #10 Posted: February 09, 2013, 09:12:14 am

That meat doesn't seem like a good deal. Usually you know you have hit the jackpot at countdown, when they have the bargain sticker stuck slightly over the special sticker.

BerG · Reply #11 Posted: February 09, 2013, 09:37:12 am

Holy Shit!

Wouldn't you know, I was at the supermarket yesterday and bought some fancy lettuce (because my girlfriend likes fancy lettuce) and a scratchy, yet I did not see this magazine!

Fortunately, my scratchy won $100. So I can go back today and buy 4 copies of this excellent magazine.

I thought the story was going to be about how you were buying some fancy lettuce, looked up, saw me also buying fancy lettuce, and decided to leave your wife to be with me.

Pyromanik · Reply #12 Posted: February 09, 2013, 09:43:51 am

Quote from: winter;1517294

A+ thread, would read again.

+1

Black Heart · Reply #13 Posted: February 09, 2013, 11:47:46 pm

I have seen thicker schnitzel.

Bounty Hunter · Reply #14 Posted: February 11, 2013, 12:30:24 pm

Quote from: Black Heart;1517450

I have seen thicker schnitzel.

agree'd.

There's only one type of steak. And it's measured in inches.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #15 Posted: February 11, 2013, 12:53:18 pm

Quote from: Black Heart;1517450

I have seen thicker schnitzel.

Agreed.

Schwarzenegger was far more cut during his steroid days.

BerG · Reply #16 Posted: February 11, 2013, 09:25:51 pm

Fuck yes.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/425/photo1elg.jpg

Berg

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #17 Posted: February 11, 2013, 09:27:38 pm

Awesome.

Now we can both read it, and talk about it while we read it.

ploppy slow · Reply #18 Posted: February 12, 2013, 06:26:29 am

Dare you to lick that key board Berg

Bell · Reply #19 Posted: February 12, 2013, 06:48:32 pm

Always nice to see a bromance thriving in this cruel world

frankytanky · Reply #20 Posted: February 12, 2013, 11:11:33 pm

Quote from: BerG;1517715

Fuck yes.

Berg

It's like inception

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