I have my Son's 1st birthday coming up, can whatever you were going to give to Franky give to me instead?
I shall give your son the gift of Beard
Pretty sure you cannot gift genes. Cash'll do.
You doubt the powers of my Beard?!? BLASPHEMY!!!!but seeing as I am feeling genourous - PM me your account
Plus, I don't know how the lady would feel having some bearded gentlemen gifting genes to our infant child hahaha.