Topic: favourite quotes

Black Heart · Reply #100 Posted: June 20, 2012, 02:59:03 pm

"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million, but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tiwaking! · Reply #101 Posted: June 21, 2012, 09:39:23 am

Regardez mon visage. Regardez mon visage. Est-ce que mon visage bovvered? Non, parce que je ne suis pas bovvered!!!

Tiwaking! · Reply #102 Posted: June 22, 2012, 08:13:06 am

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

Tiwaking! · Reply #103 Posted: June 25, 2012, 08:56:51 am

habit is unthinking.

Tiwaking! · Reply #104 Posted: June 25, 2012, 06:50:45 pm

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?"

Tiwaking! · Reply #105 Posted: June 26, 2012, 10:11:33 am

it is a greater folly to let out a bear that was locked in a cage

SteddieEddie · Reply #106 Posted: June 26, 2012, 10:27:46 am

Does that also apply to chickens?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/7165463/Chicken-farm-protesters-arrested

Tiwaking! · Reply #107 Posted: June 29, 2012, 09:01:22 am

What Roe said was that ending a pregnancy could be carried out by medical personnel, in a medically accepted setting, thus conferring on women, finally, the full rights of first-class citizens - and freeing their doctors to treat them as such.

Tiwaking! · Reply #108 Posted: June 29, 2012, 03:38:57 pm

I totally agree! Invercargill doesnt need an abortion clinic. Everyone has a wardrobe full of perfectly functioning coat hangers at home.

Tiwaking! · Reply #109 Posted: June 30, 2012, 10:39:51 am

"One law for the ox and the raven would be tyranny."

Tiwaking! · Reply #110 Posted: June 30, 2012, 12:10:56 pm

If I want to see freaks, all I have to do is look out the window.

Tiwaking! · Reply #111 Posted: June 30, 2012, 05:38:41 pm

In African American folklore, the sea crab ranks among the dumbest of creatures who also offers a valuable lesson. When you catch a bucket or a basketful, you never have to put a lid on because when one of the creatures tries to get out, the others will just pull it back in. Some of our fellow human beings aren't much smarter than that. When they see you working hard to achieve your dreams, they'll make fun of you just for trying.

Tiwaking! · Reply #112 Posted: July 01, 2012, 10:59:10 am

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Tiwaking! · Reply #113 Posted: July 02, 2012, 11:18:09 am

I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure.

Tiwaking! · Reply #114 Posted: July 03, 2012, 10:35:06 am

Oh Kyle. You just made a huge withdrawal at the First Bank of Lies.

Tiwaking! · Reply #115 Posted: July 04, 2012, 10:25:53 am

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Tiwaking! · Reply #116 Posted: July 04, 2012, 11:05:25 pm

Where were all these journalists 40 years ago?

Tiwaking! · Reply #117 Posted: July 05, 2012, 06:07:16 pm

Guys will take a free meal as long as they can get it. And by 'free meal' I mean copulation.

Tiwaking! · Reply #118 Posted: July 06, 2012, 01:21:55 pm

I'm not a coward I've just never been tested.
I'd like to think that if I was I would pass.

Tiwaking! · Reply #119 Posted: July 07, 2012, 08:15:21 pm

It is easier to get caught up in someone else's story than to live our own.

Tiwaking! · Reply #120 Posted: July 08, 2012, 01:03:41 pm

You don’t need a celibate body, you need a celibate mind

Tiwaking! · Reply #121 Posted: July 09, 2012, 09:20:58 am

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Tiwaking! · Reply #122 Posted: July 09, 2012, 07:04:29 pm

The Phish farewell concert? That was like an all you can rape buffet.

Tiwaking! · Reply #123 Posted: July 10, 2012, 09:00:26 am

Banging an ex is like slipping on an old pair of jeans in that it’s easy, comfortable, and something you only do when you’re out of other options.

Tiwaking! · Reply #124 Posted: July 11, 2012, 06:49:15 pm

As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

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