favourite quotes

[Tiwaking!]

Beauty is the passport to success.
But it is not a passport, it is a visa: It expires.

[Tiwaking!]

No single thing is perfect by itself. That is why we attract other things to us to make up for what we lack.

You only start walking in the right direction after you start getting others to travel with you.

[SteddieEddie]

That Calvinistic sense of innate depravity and original sin from whose visitations, in some shape or other, no deeply thinking mind is wholly free.

Herman Melville

[Tiwaking!]

The thing about getting older is that everyone else gets better looking

[Nostargate]

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious

[Tiwaking!]

A man should listen quietly when a woman speaks to him.

[Tiwaking!]

You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.

[Tiwaking!]

Without culture, and the relative freedom it implies, society, even when perfect, is but a jungle. This is why any authentic creation is a gift to the future

[deadmeatwalking]

"you grape looking slut"

[Tiwaking!]

You miss 100% of the people you dont stab.

[BeNZene]

"I have an apology for the people of Britain. Sadly, it’s written on the end of my c**k in a braille you can only read with your tonsils,''
- Frankie Boyle, apologising after complaints about his tweet that "I worry that Rebecca Adlington will have an unfair advantage in the swimming by possessing a dolphin's face"

[SmiLinSniPeR]

Knowledge without mileage means nothing, get out and experience life.

Henry Rollins.

[Tiwaking!]

Dude you look gaytarded

[Nostargate]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum.

[Tiwaking!]

I have been accused of being unrelenting. Merciless. Perhaps I am. For I have looked into that heart of darkness. I know the chill of evil. I have clearly seen that, no matter what, sometimes the night cannot be kept at bay. So I carefully choose my battles. I fight those I can win. And make sure the ones I can't win are worth dying for.

[Tiwaking!]

Maybe it's better to find that sense of family among people who are good than it is to try to find a sense of good inside your family.

[Tiwaking!]

God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look at what he spends his time on. 43 species of parrot! Nipples... for men! Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic? If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!

[Tiwaking!]

The whole world smells like fresh paint and you've been set on earth to keep it that way.

[Tiwaking!]

This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel, Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, and beats high mountain down.

[Tiwaking!]

Rail travel at high speed is not possible, because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.

[Tiwaking!]

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

[Tiwaking!]

"If you can't be good, be fast, and if you can't be fast, be first."

[Tiwaking!]

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others;
For beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness,
and for poise, Walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

[frankytanky]

"Why is she such a nightmare? Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn't happen to a bigger c***." Sir Elton talking about "fairground stripper" Madonna.

[Tiwaking!]

You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life