favourite quotes

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From her is the race of women and female kind, of her is the deadly race and tribe of women who live amongst mortal men to their great trouble, no help meets in hateful poverty, but only in wealth.

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The deep sea anglerfish has an extremely unusual method of reproduction. When scientists first started capturing anglerfish, they noticed that all of the specimens were female and almost all of them had what appeared to be parasites attached to them. It turned out that these "parasites" were highly reduced males. When a male angler matures, its digestive system degenerates, making it impossible for it to feed on its own. It must now find a female or die of starvation. The male angler has small hook teeth, which it uses to attach itself to the female. Once he bites into her skin, (s)he releases an enzyme that dissolves the skin of his mouth and that of her body. The two become fused together and their blood vessels join as one. The male then slowly atrophies, as she absorbes his digestive organs, then his brain, heart, and eyes, and ends as nothing more than a pair of gonads. Multiple males can be incorporated into a single female.

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This bores mighty caesar.

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One of the benefits of being a man is the world is your toilet.

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Today to sell a song you need a video with soft porn.

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Hold onto everything that is good in you, everything that is honest, everything that is real. These are valuable qualities. There are people who will value and recognise those qualities, and who have those qualities themselves.

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Kyle, Its the way the world works. If you want to find some quality friends you've got to wade through all the dicks first.

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A shit game for twats.

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If I could yell "tampon dick shit" in the classroom I would be sooo happy.

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brevity is the soul of wit

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If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it

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Durkha Durkha Allah Jihad

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Schöne Zeiten

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"Hey Glasses guy! Are you a super hero? Are you good or bad?"

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It is said in the state of zina (adultery), the responsibility falls 90 per cent of the time on the woman. Why?

Because she possesses the weapon of enticement (igraa)

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dumps like a truck

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An extraordinarily gifted child can be born from ordinary parents

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In all my years racing in Australia I've never seen anything like this. You're a pack of arseholes

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Legends never ever die

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Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved

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Every time someone has homosexual intercourse, God punishes us by letting Nickleback release another album.

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If that's what my baby wants, that's what my baby does

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Oya o nakaseru

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The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night!

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Aww. Much sadness! None of the cops outside survived.
Hehehehhehehe!!