favourite quotes

[Tiwaking!]

Die Geschichte von den schwarzen Buben

[Tiwaking!]

And as he drove on, the rain clouds dragged down the sky after him for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him.

[Tiwaking!]

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you.
You're cool.
Fuck you. Im out

[Tiwaking!]

"The writer has a different job or whoever is reading the piece. This is another level because what he has to do is take that written word and give it some life, give the line an expression, give something to it that would make you appreciate what the word is."


"The goal of Freestyling is throw something out once and you can never do it again, thats what makes it free"

[Tiwaking!]

You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

[Tiwaking!]

At ease that shit.

[Tiwaking!]

the greatest deal since the Lord spared Isaac on the mountaintop

[Tiwaking!]

I feel like your smile is my salvation

[Thor]

The best evvvaa

" Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses."

[Bounty Hunter]

A dude in one of my classes has been grinding my gears recently, very condescending when regarding other peoples C code, he's only young so he still has to learn, but he made a mistake in some trivial snippet the other day, I was going to point it out and put him in his place, but I thought I'd let him carry on making the mistake, he'd either work it out himself or lower the class average for me, I started thinking of a quote to fit it, something about not correcting your rivals for something as trivial or fleeting as pride, turns out ol' napoleon bet me to it...

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enemy is a bit strong, but I feel it fits nicely.

[Tiwaking!]

Everyone has a role to play but only the lucky ones know exactly what time it is to be the hero

[Tiwaking!]

What are three things you want to do in the future?
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Kiss her
3. Rule the world

[Tiwaking!]

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth

[Black Heart]

Let's auto lock threads over 6 months old, to prevent necros. - NOT GetSome.
/snigger.

[Black Heart]

holy crud s n i g g e r isn't a bad word.

[Tiwaking!]

Isolated, a man may be a cultured individual; in a crowd he is a barbarian.

[Equity]

Let's auto lock threads over 6 months old, to prevent necros. - NOT GetSome.
/s$#@!.

Necros? Tiwas bot posts in here daily haha

[Tiwaking!]

OH... and there's nothing wrong with caring about someone who lacks empathy. That would be like thinking you're wrong to donate money to someone who's starving, simply because the person wouldn't share the food you give them. Our humanity makes us care for people who cannot care for us, and we're blessed to have that ability. We're also blessed with the ability to forgive them.

[camy205]

War is rich white old men protecting they're property by sending middle and lower class young men off to die, it always has been.

[Tiwaking!]

Nothing about having a 176 IQ means you have good judgment

[Tiwaking!]

Hail Cork master! Master of the Cork!
He knows which wine goes with Beef or Pork!

[Tiwaking!]

My father always told me: 'The best way to understand someone is to fight him, make him angry. That's when you see the real person.'

[Tiwaking!]

Orange Tip Fritillery

[Oddball]

Life is like a penis; simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.

[Tiwaking!]

From the highest person to the lowest person, self-development must be deemed the root of all, by every person. If this root is neglected, what grows from it cannot be well-ordered.