Topic: favourite quotes

Tiwaking! · Reply #250 Posted: October 02, 2012, 04:46:21 pm

Blessed are the cheese makers

Tiwaking! · Reply #251 Posted: October 02, 2012, 10:00:09 pm

They're not dirty hippy squatters; they're the grandchildren I never had.

Tiwaking! · Reply #252 Posted: October 03, 2012, 07:11:28 am

Who his foul tail with paper wipes, Shall at his ballocks leave some chips

Tiwaking! · Reply #253 Posted: October 03, 2012, 01:59:20 pm

Honey Badger Don't Care

Tiwaking! · Reply #254 Posted: October 03, 2012, 04:39:56 pm

Hitler has the earmarks of a leader. Whether it be merely a band or a great movement, only the future will tell.

Tiwaking! · Reply #255 Posted: October 03, 2012, 07:58:45 pm

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Tiwaking! · Reply #256 Posted: October 04, 2012, 09:25:05 am

Listen if you're not an asshole then I don't really care what you are

Tiwaking! · Reply #257 Posted: October 04, 2012, 10:25:33 pm

What a shame youre not allowed to enjoy popular music
Only bands that no ones heard of that sound like dolphins being raped

Tiwaking! · Reply #258 Posted: October 05, 2012, 01:18:47 am

Happy father's day— or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day

Tiwaking! · Reply #259 Posted: October 05, 2012, 10:43:03 am

All kinds of hostility towards me, I beg to express exclusively in the form of suicide

Tiwaking! · Reply #260 Posted: October 05, 2012, 11:41:43 am

The human race seems to consist of two groups: Those that are running and those that didnt actually hear the start pistol.

Tiwaking! · Reply #261 Posted: October 05, 2012, 09:55:39 pm

When youre knocked on your back - and your lifes a flop
And when youre down on the bottom theres nothing else
But to shout to the top - shout!

Tiwaking! · Reply #262 Posted: October 08, 2012, 10:15:58 pm

Mitori - To catch with the eye

Tiwaking! · Reply #263 Posted: October 09, 2012, 07:26:44 am

Colin Farrell Is My Bitch

Bounty Hunter · Reply #264 Posted: October 09, 2012, 09:01:49 pm

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

Tiwaking! · Reply #265 Posted: October 10, 2012, 05:58:35 pm

James Cameron doesnt do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.

Tiwaking! · Reply #266 Posted: October 11, 2012, 10:39:11 pm

The meek shall inherit nothing

Tiwaking! · Reply #267 Posted: October 13, 2012, 11:59:05 am

Computers do what you tell them to. They dont all of a sudden do weird stuff and if they do it is probably your fault

Tiwaking! · Reply #268 Posted: October 13, 2012, 05:22:49 pm

What's that, is that fake? Huh? What the hell's wrong with you? That's an open hand slap. You think it's fake? I'll fake you

Tiwaking! · Reply #269 Posted: October 14, 2012, 02:56:57 pm

The girls will be all-up-ons!

Tiwaking! · Reply #270 Posted: October 15, 2012, 07:41:48 pm

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants

Tiwaking! · Reply #271 Posted: October 16, 2012, 09:14:43 am

Jeremy spoke in class today

Tiwaking! · Reply #272 Posted: October 16, 2012, 06:53:39 pm

How strangely appropriate that we be meats dream

Tiwaking! · Reply #273 Posted: October 19, 2012, 07:09:07 am

A solid house cannot be built from the roof down

Tiwaking! · Reply #274 Posted: October 20, 2012, 08:31:11 am

maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen

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