favourite quotes

[Tiwaking!]

A person's true nature comes out under stress

[Tiwaking!]

These mofos are the stupidest idiots in the land for sure.

[Tiwaking!]

Deport Bad Taste

[Tiwaking!]

Things don't have to change the world to be important.

[Tiwaking!]

Ideology – that is what gives evildoing its long-sought justification and gives the evildoer the necessary steadfastness and determination

[Tiwaking!]

Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who  understands it, earns it ... he who doesn't ... pays it.

[Tiwaking!]

a namer has mastery of the named.

[Tiwaking!]

Stability is bliss, and turmoil brings havoc

[Tiwaking!]

Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them believe deeper in something that's larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers -- by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him, and make the running the man did live

[Tiwaking!]

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

[Tiwaking!]

the reason why Watchmen was such an extraordinary book during its time--was that it was constructed upon literary lines.  It had a beginning, it had a middle, and it had an end.  It wasn't constructed as an endless soap opera that would run until everybody ran out of interest in it.

[Tiwaking!]

Take the rope from my throat that I may sing my song

[Tiwaking!]

The job of police is to end crime, not criminals

[Tiwaking!]

You don't have to eat the whole apple to know it's rotten

[Tiwaking!]

People respond to confident people and whether the confidence is deserved or not doesn’t really matter, as long as each delusional pot finds a delusional lid.

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If you fail an ethics test, thats doubly bad because there is no fucking way you didn't attempt to cheat on it

[Tiwaking!]

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest

[Tiwaking!]

A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person there is.

[Pigdog]

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Invictus

[Tiwaking!]

Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Invictus

Pff
Invictus - verse 2

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

[Tiwaking!]

ordo ab chao
out of chaos, comes order

[Tiwaking!]

If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT.

[Tiwaking!]

Would it not be a splendid idea to bring together an aristocracy of gifted people to attend to the problems of the world?

[Tiwaking!]

It's a lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself.

[Tiwaking!]

I went to Palmy once and got hit by a taxi. Driver drove away laughing while I lay on the ground crying. Next time I went I almost got beaten up by a girl with no shoes. I think Palmy is the worst place in NZ… and I used to live in Flaxmere!