favourite quotes

[Tiwaking!]

If they are under-resourced maybe the Government should be spending more on that instead of millions of dollars on changing the flag

[Tiwaking!]

"Go fuck yourself"
 - said to Adolf Hitler when offered an Ambassador post

[Tiwaking!]

If you cannot behave in a civilized manner in a desperate situation, then you cannot behave in a civilized manner in any situation

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A fact never went into partnership with a miracle. Truth does not need the assistance of miracle. A fact will fit every other fact in the Universe, because it is the product of all other facts. A lie will fit nothing except another lie made for the express purpose of fitting it.

[Tiwaking!]

We have invited millions of people to come here that we neither need or want, and one of the first things we tell them is how they can claim benefits and assistance

[Tiwaking!]

people of faith are far too eager to distance themselves from extremists in their community, often denying that religious violence has any religious motivation whatsoever

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The Asian gangs involved don't fear our laws. But there's one thing they do fear and that's possible deportation back to the jungles of Vietnam, because that's where, frankly, they belong

[Tiwaking!]

Vive Montréal... Vive le Québec ...Vive le Québec Libre!

[Tiwaking!]

We travel together, passengers on a little space ship, dependent on its vulnerable reserves of air and soil; all committed for our safety to its security and peace; preserved from annihilation only by the care, the work, and, I will say, the love we give our fragile craft

[Tiwaking!]

Do you have a flag?
No flag, no country, you cant have one. Thats the rules that I've just made up and I'm backing it up with this gun

[Tiwaking!]

An empire built on greed only attracts those who are full of greed themselves

[Tiwaking!]

Cancer is pure evil. It is a fat, little lump that needs to be destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to fight it. You can't reason with cancer. You can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you.

[Tiwaking!]

While it is always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing

[Tiwaking!]

If the law has made you a witness, remain a man of science.
You have no victim to avenge, no guilty or innocent person to convict or save
— you must bear testimony within the limits of science.

[Tiwaking!]

"|暗闇ならこっちのもんだ"
Now we are all blind

[Tiwaking!]

Their safety standards are third world. Their judicial system is not fit for purpose. It is one rule for Qataris and another rule for all others.

[Tiwaking!]

Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

[Tiwaking!]

"One should never fear threats. It's like with a dog. A dog senses when somebody is afraid of it, and bites. The same applies [with humans]. If you become jittery, they will think that they are stronger

[Tiwaking!]

whatever I’m not gonna show on a beach, I’m not gonna show in a magazine. These girls are going to have to explain to their kids one day why mommy’s ass and vagina are all over the place

[Tiwaking!]

Even if I had any money I would rather burn everything I own and not even give them the ashes. They could have the job of picking them up. That's how much I hate the media industry

[Tiwaking!]

Don't give me that fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling! Are you gonna give Canada more money or what?

[Tiwaking!]

I’m not afraid of nuclear war. There are 2.7 billion people in the world; it doesn’t matter if some are killed. China has a population of 600 million; even if half of them are killed, there are still 300 million people left. I’m not afraid of anyone.

[Tiwaking!]

Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at zero nine thirty. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

[Lias]

Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at zero nine thirty. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

One of the many great quotes from that movie.
I love A: Full Metal Jacket and B: R Lee Ermey in general

[The Demon Lord]

Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at zero nine thirty. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

One of the many great quotes from that movie.
I love A: Full Metal Jacket and B: R Lee Ermey in general

Do you Suck Dick?
SIR NO SIR!
Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.