Topic: favourite quotes

Tiwaking! · Reply #125 Posted: July 13, 2012, 06:14:19 pm

Garbage in, garbage out

Tiwaking! · Reply #126 Posted: July 14, 2012, 12:34:28 pm

You don't say anything. You don't show any expression whatsoever. You don't cover your face, you don't hang your head. You don't even know they're there. You can't win with these assholes, so don't even try.

Aloysius · Reply #127 Posted: July 14, 2012, 01:01:50 pm

"I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at."

Tiwaking! · Reply #128 Posted: July 15, 2012, 11:05:48 am

Gee you're wonderful, Mr Murgatroyd

Tiwaking! · Reply #129 Posted: July 15, 2012, 08:12:18 pm

But Im playing a new drinking game, its called "Everytime Im depressed I take a drink"
That game exists. Its called "Alcoholism"

Tiwaking! · Reply #130 Posted: July 16, 2012, 05:11:15 pm

Do only that which is right.

Tiwaking! · Reply #131 Posted: July 16, 2012, 07:07:22 pm

No. I mean it sounds like somebody is shitting in my ears.

Tiwaking! · Reply #132 Posted: July 17, 2012, 08:36:45 am

Every edit is a lie.

Tiwaking! · Reply #133 Posted: July 17, 2012, 09:55:38 pm

If you define 'nigger' as someone whose lifestyle is defined by others, whose opportunities are defined by others, whose role in society is defined by others, the good news is that you don't have to be black to be a nigger in this society. Most of the people in America are niggers.

Tiwaking! · Reply #134 Posted: July 18, 2012, 06:03:28 am

la moitié du monde ne sait pas comment l'autre vit.

Tiwaking! · Reply #135 Posted: July 18, 2012, 06:15:34 pm

It is hard to think that a $2 billion company with 4,300-plus people couldn't compete with six people in blue jeans.

Tiwaking! · Reply #136 Posted: July 19, 2012, 12:35:21 pm

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.

Oddball · Reply #137 Posted: July 19, 2012, 02:50:38 pm

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Tiwaking! · Reply #138 Posted: July 20, 2012, 03:18:07 pm

Is it a book you would wish your wife or servants to read?

Tiwaking! · Reply #139 Posted: July 20, 2012, 11:46:35 pm

I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

Tiwaking! · Reply #140 Posted: July 21, 2012, 10:51:02 am

Remember what my mother called her?
A bitch with a capital C.

Tiwaking! · Reply #141 Posted: July 22, 2012, 11:11:03 am

From now on I want you to do one cock push up a day, every day.
It hurts my cock!
Keep at it! You never know when you have to fuck your way out of a tight situation.

Equity · Reply #142 Posted: July 22, 2012, 12:29:51 pm

You crack me up...you only post in one thread!!!!

Zarkov · Reply #143 Posted: July 22, 2012, 04:33:10 pm

Quote from: Equity;1495174

You crack me up...you only post in one thread!!!!

I can assure you that it's more than one.

Tiwaking! · Reply #144 Posted: July 23, 2012, 08:04:53 am

Privacy?! I thought you were a Christian! You worship a magical being who can see everything you do, hears everything you say, and knows everything you think!!!

You don't have the right to give me a fucking lecture about 'Privacy'.

Tiwaking! · Reply #145 Posted: July 23, 2012, 08:18:53 pm

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," -- that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

Tiwaking! · Reply #146 Posted: July 23, 2012, 08:25:36 pm

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Tiwaking! · Reply #147 Posted: July 25, 2012, 08:22:58 am

People always think they get angry at things they hate, but they are wrong. You always ignore things that you truly hate.

Tiwaking! · Reply #148 Posted: July 25, 2012, 04:57:30 pm

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

Tiwaking! · Reply #149 Posted: July 26, 2012, 05:17:38 pm

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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