favourite quotes

[Equity]

lol yeah it is funny.

[njjvk]

Ohhhhh I thought that was a business prop'

[Valvanite]

Ohhhhh I thought that was a business prop'

woohoo would be in

[[TBAG] MrFiskIt]

Dodgeball
Patches O'Houlihan: Son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop.

Madagascar
Skipper the Penguin: [Looking at the shipping label on their crate] Kowalski. What does it say?
Kowalski the Penguin: I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code.
Skipper the Penguin: Not good enough.
[Looking over at Mason the Chimpanzee]
Skipper the Penguin: You! Higher mammal. Can you read?
Mason the Chimpanzee: No, but Phil can. Phil?
[Phil the Chimpanzee begins motioning with his hands, which Maason interprets]
Mason the Chimpanzee: Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa.
Skipper the Penguin: Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico!

Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...

Kenny
Kenny: There's a smell in here that will outlast religion
Kenny: From the back she looked like a fridge with a head.
Kenny: This is the busiest time of year, this is a crazy time, it just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of smarties.

CaddyShack
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

A few good men
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.


quick quiz. name the movie this appeared in... or variations of.. haha.
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

[Donkey]

"He'll flip ya, flip ya for real!"

That ones makes me lol everytime. I need to watch it now...

[henno]

quick quiz. name the movie this appeared in... or variations of.. haha.
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

Blazing Saddles       Classic

[tommyboi]

Blazing Saddles       Classic

sounds like camp beverlly hills aswell ;/

[deamora]

Thought u might enjoy these

[Tiwaking!]

"Come on baby i'm faded, and feelin' x-rated.  It's Mr Nasty time" - Uncle Elroy, Next Friday

"Aint nobody got me pussy whipped, I.....whip....PUSSY!" - Friday after next

[(BHP)Clyock]

"Don't shoot the monsters you'll only make them madder"! Advice to players of Call of C'Thulhu.

[Mr_St1nky]

Dunno who said these two but I find em appiling.
1)
The object of war is to not die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
2)
War is started by the older men, and the younger men fight it.

mmmm,
the first one is General George S. Patton.
the second one is
Old men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. ~Herbert C. Hoover.


"Anyway, its all bought and paid for."
"What's wrong with this caravan?"
"Oh nothing Tommy, it's tip-top, I'm just not sure about the colour"

I like this one,
61. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

[-{LD}-Nappy]

can also be seen at the begining of "bravo two zero"

omg i love that book,
BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN

[Tiwaking!]

"Um. OOokay"
"Is that your answer to everything?"
"No. That is the answer I give to people I consider too stupid to give a civil response to."

[Zarkov]

There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse!  As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place.  ~Washington Irving

[Zarkov]

"I shall never willingly look another sea elephant in the face again"

George Ainsworth.

[Tiwaking!]

"I was chased for miles by one hundred Cheyenne warriors before being trapped in a box canyon."
"What happened then, Mr. Bridger?"
"They killed me."

[Tiwaking!]

Lutefisk is cod that has been dried in a lye solution. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks, but after it is soaked and reconstituted and the lye is washed out and it's cooked, it looks more fish-related, though with lutefisk, the window of success is small. It can be tasty, but the statistics aren’t on your side. It is the hereditary delicacy of Swedes and Norwegians who serve it around the holidays, in memory of their ancestors, who ate it because they were poor. Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm.

[Zarkov]

"Mmmmm, lutefisk."

Zarkov.

[Pitchey]

"Stand fast Ogre, for I'm about to cleave thee a new butthole!"

- Red

[Tiwaking!]

"fact or action of making slower in movement or time."

[Zarkov]

"How many men have you shot Marshall Cogburn?"

"Shot, or killed?"

True Grit.

[Tiwaking!]

The world is only as smart as the person you are standing next to.

[Zarkov]

"Not sure if serious"

Zarkov.

[Emrico1]

"I don't think you can be attributed with that quote there, old fellah"

Emrico1

[Tiwaking!]

In the rock ’n’ roll business, you are either on the bus or under it.