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[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

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The Sun

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Samuel L Jackson

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Aliens

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Robots

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Ninjas

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Pirates

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Snakes

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Skeletons

[Xt1ncT]

I see no poll??

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

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Science

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Religion

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Comet

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Horizon

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Marmite

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Hasslehoff

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[Xt1ncT]

So what are we actually voting for??

Which is the best?

[GhostOfGallipoli]

Xt FALES

[themussnz]

Maybe everyone forgets............

Chuck Norris pwns all end of story

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Chuck Norris is so last year.

[Black Heart]

alien robot pirate ninjas who eat marmite, are scientifically made with the DNA of samuel L jackson and hasselhoffs skeleton, would faithfully serve their religion of the sun. And would fly throught the unvierse ina  spaceship made out of a comet.

[ccfc]

Robots they own chuck norris

[themussnz]

Robots they own chuck norris

No way dude,  round house half heel kick destroys everything.

[Equity]

Hasselhoff hands down, esp if we were german.

[Arnifix]

should have enabled multiple votes. I also wanted to vote for pirates. As it is, what wins most is science.

[Tiwaking!]

Which is the best?

I cant decide! I CANT DECIDE! I CANT DECIDE! I cant decide!

I CANT DECIDE!

[Equity]

hasselhoff with the late run....

[ccfc]

Robots will always win eventually

[BerG]

There comes a time in every mans life that he must make a decision such as this.

I called upon my flatmates to aid me in this choice. The females, whos opinions I ignored, believed David Hasselhoff was the winner. However, the males agreed that it was a tough decision between the sun, Samuel L. Jackson, and robots.

Robots, for instance, are awesome. But Terminator 2 showed us that robots can be destroyed by lowering them into a pit of boiling magma. The sun is hotter than magma, therefore sun>robots.

However, science tells us that eventually the sun will burn out. Robots do not require the sun to survive, meaning that really, robots>sun.

Samuel L. Jackson on the other hand, due to the blackness of his skin, is immune to heat. Documentaries on his life show us that he is also immune to death. Therefore Samuel L.> sun.

Science tells us that any human that comes in contact with the sun will die. But science also tells us that it is impossible for one black man on a plane to save that plane from deadly snakes. The fact that Samuel L. did save the aircraft is proof that the laws of science do not apply to him, therefore Samuel L.>science.

So we still end up with Samuel L. and robots.
Now, you will recall that Sarah Conner was able to destroy a robot by crushing it in a hydraulic press.

By a series of mathematical calculations we can confirm that the power in Samuel L. Jackson fist is equal to the power output of the hydraulic press.

Samuel L. Jackson could simply crush the robots head, destroying its CPU.

Therefore, we can clearly see that Samuel L. Jackson is the winner.

[ThaFleastyler]

There comes a time in every mans life that he must make a decision such as this.

I called upon my flatmates to aid me in this choice. The females, whos opinions I ignored, believed David Hasselhoff was the winner. However, the males agreed that it was a tough decision between the sun, Samuel L. Jackson, and robots.

Robots, for instance, are awesome. But Terminator 2 showed us that robots can be destroyed by lowering them into a pit of boiling magma. The sun is hotter than magma, therefore sun>robots.

However, science tells us that eventually the sun will burn out. Robots do not require the sun to survive, meaning that really, robots>sun.

Samuel L. Jackson on the other hand, due to the blackness of his skin, is immune to heat. Documentaries on his life show us that he is also immune to death. Therefore Samuel L.> sun.

Science tells us that any human that comes in contact with the sun will die. But science also tells us that it is impossible for one black man on a plane to save that plane from deadly snakes. The fact that Samuel L. did save the aircraft is proof that the laws of science do not apply to him, therefore Samuel L.>science.

So we still end up with Samuel L. and robots.
Now, you will recall that Sarah Conner was able to destroy a robot by crushing it in a hydraulic press.

By a series of mathematical calculations we can confirm that the power in Samuel L. Jackson fist is equal to the power output of the hydraulic press.

Samuel L. Jackson could simply crush the robots head, destroying its CPU.

Therefore, we can clearly see that Samuel L. Jackson is the winner.

Most entertaining post I have ever read - pure genius. This is the type of thinking I WISH I could do! +REP

Edit: "You must spread rep around before giving it to BerG again"

[SittingDuck]

The Snakes one i thought you meant GangstaRs

You've given me alot to think about

EDIT: Well thought out BerG  :chuckle:

[Possessed]

Berg made the point to well, had to vote for the black guy that owns the sun

[Temp]

You needed to add Roger Federer, in the form he is in he would even pwn the sun.

[Retardobot]

You needed to add Roger Federer, in the form he is in he would even pwn the sun.

You also needed to add "SpaceMonkey is an AssHat" to the pole.

that would of got me voting. Either that or Optimus Prime.

[Zarkov]

You needed to add Roger Federer, in the form he is in he would even pwn the sun.

Maybe he comes from some other galaxy.

He's so much better than the other earthlings.

[BerG]

Cant believe horizon didnt get a vote.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This was the best poll ever.

[Bounty Hunter]

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omfg, i actually almost vomited i laughed so much....