Ah, kiddies. Gather around and let Uncle Tofu give you a lesson on chicks. First, you don't ever say that her friend is a hotty when she's in the photo too. What you should have said was: "Hey Fem, you're really hot. I'd like to hook up with you, but i hear you're taken. But, i'd like to keep in touch, and what better way than if i dated your friend?"Fem then thinks that you're full of shit, but deep down she's happy that you've paid her a compliment, so she tells her friend that she has a "nice boy mate" who she'd like to fix with a blind date. Friend says yes - you score.Jeez, one day i'm gonna write an instruction manual for blokes.
re-re-correctionHey fem, nice tits, you and your friend want a threesome?
The best thing about Finance Minister Bill English\'s latest Budget is that it does finally signal a much greater role for the private sector in the New Zealand economy. And another step along the way to extract this country from the political cul-de-sac in which Helen Clark\'s Labour Government parked us.
Ah, the drunken Scarfie approach. Only works in cold weather.
Did anyone else notice that Killa just called Fem a fattie?
Every post of mine has two.One formal, one casual.
Ban!
is ur friend seems like a really nice person is she single?
omg im so not fat im just a size 6, shame on u. im trying to put weight on!lol @ TofuEater good one and for Growler... why not but only if ManBeastLove can join in! :heheh:
Mate i got the 411 on the deelow to score chicks like snapping ya fingers :rnr:
