Religion. The evolution, creation and everything in between megathread

[Black Heart]

lol go tell sue bradford it'll be a law by summer.

[Bell]

[private_hell]

Long story. There was this stunner of a girl. Perfect. We were in love. But she was pretty hard out christian so couldn't go out with me.

been there, done that got the t shirt....but anyway same thing happened to me except we still went out. some of hte ppl in the church she was going to werent impressed but that didnt stop us.

she got sick of that church and changed church's.

if that chicks excuse is church/christianty than i dont think she really cared.

[Dr Woomanchu]

OMG you can see Jesus' face in it.

[BerG]

if that chicks excuse is church/christianty than i dont think she really cared.

If you had seen her crying over the decision you would think otherwise.

She knew we would end up rooting, and then she would be in big trouble with the big guy. She was REALLY religious, ie puts god before others. I wouldn't have known as she never talked about it with me until I asked her out.

[ThaFleastyler]

OMG you can see Predator-Jesus' face in it.

Edited for truth

With regards to the dating thing, I'm incredibly (translated: really frickin incredibly) skeptical about dating within the confines of the church. For example, some Christians believe that Christians should only go out with other Christians: why is beyond me. The church I go to even ran a course about it and I actually felt dumber for having gone to all the sessions of it. I say, if it feels right then go with it.

(To be clear, this doesn't mean I support promiscuity; I believe in saving oneself for the right person and have believed that for years. I also believe in the idea of a soul-mate)

The only girl I've been interested in a relationship with since I became a Christian was not a Christian, but we didn't end up going out since I waited too long to call her back and she had met some other guy (I only accidentally left it 9 days! 9 frickin days!!!).

/pointless rant

[DEATH0WL]

Whoa only nine days to lose a girl eh... ah no rush nobody at my school dates anyway...

[dirtyape]

If ever i go to church it will be this one

http://grace-baptist-church.net/

check out the street address

[KiLL3r]

found a new way to take out my anger on religion

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world in conflict ftw!

[Fragin]

That woman off Trading Spouses was hillarious.

craaaazzzyyy

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That woman is fucked in the head. Who did that to her? Was it her religion?

[TuataraDude]

That woman is fucked in the head. Who did that to her? Was it her religion?

1 - Yes she is.

2 - Look at her, she has to find something to believe in as she appears to have lost belief in herself. This can then manifest itself in extreme narcissism and self-loathing at the same time.

3 - She said something about the Catholic Church, but generally that sort of behaviour is found in more of the fringe Christian sects. And yet, why am I not surprised to hear a southern drawl.

I feel sorry for the kids mostly, but interesting to see that some of the money went to two of them leaving to find their own place. Just as well really.

[Into The Void]

That woman is fucked in the head. Who did that to her? Was it her religion?

She's gone mental, and I'd say religion did it to her. First off, look how totally ignorant and bigoted her opinion is. She won't accept other peoples beliefs and things they do. I thought the family were pretty nice to her, she was just a bitch. I especially found it funny where she threw the paper outside. Littering. She also said 'if you believe in jesus you can stay'. Haha. I know most christians don't take things that far, and on top of being a christian she's an american which makes her a bigger mess. But i'm sure a lot of christians out there have the same thinking as that.

One day flea and co, you'll end up like her.

[Zarathrustra]

Religion didn't do that to her, she's just a fucking nut job.  They come in all flavors.

[Gunner]

I still dont get this.

[Bell]

this one had me laughing for hours

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haha just saw this comedy gold.
So any of you churchys do this shit?

[Bell]

this one had me laughing for hours

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haha just saw this comedy gold.
Love the big backhand near the end.
So any of you churchys do this shit?

[Menial]

Most over-used internet video song ever.


PCP is a hell of a drug

[Bell]

WHAT!?

[swindle]

Now i get Killers avatar. Nice.

Make me one? But its the popes head exploding?

[ThaFleastyler]

One day flea and co, you'll end up like her.

You're only saying that because you're darksided ...

On a more serious note, sif Void :disappoin

On an even more serious note, that woman is definitely f*cked up - thats what happens when your beliefs become too far to one side - you have to maintain a balance in anything; I'd like to believe I have a reasonable balance between my faith and my lifestyle ... that woman clearly does not have any semblance of balance. The saddest part of it all: when shes screaming at her kids and husband, and the kids say "why are you getting angry at us?" I dare say thats not the first time they would've had to respond to her like that.

[ThaFleastyler]

WHAT!?

YAAAAAY-UHH!!!!

[Who_ate_my_rice]

You're only saying that because you're darksided ...

On a more serious note, sif Void :disappoin

On an even more serious note, that woman is definitely f*cked up - thats what happens when your beliefs become too far to one side - you have to maintain a balance in anything; I'd like to believe I have a reasonable balance between my faith and my lifestyle ... that woman clearly does not have any semblance of balance. The saddest part of it all: when shes screaming at her kids and husband, and the kids say "why are you getting angry at us?" I dare say thats not the first time they would've had to respond to her like that.

hehehe that woman.  Thats funny.  But man she really deserves pity. and she REALLY NEEDS JESUS.   Not only is she not right in the ways of the church and christianity, but she is hurting her family too.

All the churches i've been to would Frown upon this behaviour.  If she still goes to church her church isn't right with the Lord.  The Church has a responisiblity to talk to her about this and try to get her to see the error in her ways.

This woman seriously needs to pray.  To really move with God and in The Spirit you have to have a balance of subjective and rational personalities.  Looks as if this woman is all subjective and its spreading to her family.  Her family needs to pray for her and so does her church.

[KiLL3r]

i think a gun would 100% more effective than prayer. hell i think anything would be 100% more effective than prayer

[Into The Void]

This woman seriously needs to pray.  To really move with God and in The Spirit you have to have a balance of subjective and rational personalities.  Looks as if this woman is all subjective and its spreading to her family.  Her family needs to pray for her and so does her church.

I really don't think she needs to do any more praying. Judging by that, she was doing it every hour.

[Dr Woomanchu]

If you're going to be mentally ill, do it in a religious context. You'll get away with it for a lot longer