Topic: Religion. The evolution, creation and everything in between megathread

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Unfortunately you may be right cobra.


you are frightening me flea

Reply #3450 Posted: July 27, 2007, 12:01:33 am

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Obviously you aren't going to steal from the collection basket if you know you are going to have to pay for it in the end.


Now this may well actually be why you talked about it but I am not reading all the crap in this thread. But anyway lately I think they were caught but there was a few people going around to churches and stealing all the money from the collection trays/ baskets. The church people told the police that they had stolen a total of $10.50 approximately. (this is the total amount taken from more than one church)

Now seriously, if you went into a CHURCH to steal money for starters you are a lametard.

Then when you get to the collection tray things and notice there is like less than $5 and you still steal it.. WTF lol... That is lamer than lame. Most likely drug addicts.

Reply #3451 Posted: July 27, 2007, 12:20:05 am

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you are frightening me flea

Now now now - I only meant you were right about that one comment ........ :D :D

Reply #3452 Posted: July 27, 2007, 08:55:48 am

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Why would anyone join a christian forum anyway? It's not where you would go for an interesting dicsussion. Do you do exciting stuff like see streaming church services or have threads where you pray.

I heard in the news about a week ago, someone got killed, I think hit by a truck while leaving church. Man, god must have hated that person.

Reply #3453 Posted: July 27, 2007, 10:04:42 am

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Or atleast the guy aiming at him with the truck.

Reply #3454 Posted: July 27, 2007, 10:38:08 am

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Reply #3455 Posted: July 30, 2007, 04:01:20 pm
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The best thing about Finance Minister Bill English\'s latest Budget is that it does finally signal a much greater role for the private sector in the New Zealand economy. And another step along the way to extract this country from the political cul-de-sac in which Helen Clark\'s Labour Government parked us.

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10454654

Hahaha - nice find :D
I guess the Jesuits are trying to become more"hip" and "with it" since The Da Vinci Code made everyone not trust all those weird Catholic-based groups.

On a more serious note, where can I find this 'Second Life' thing?

Reply #3456 Posted: July 30, 2007, 04:55:41 pm

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Reply #3457 Posted: July 30, 2007, 07:25:28 pm
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Lol yep its still going...but wtf are you talking about..

Reply #3458 Posted: July 30, 2007, 11:30:07 pm

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Reply #3459 Posted: July 31, 2007, 08:54:11 am
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Awesome, yeah strangle the devil outta that 3 year old while her naked and bloody 19 y/o mother chants in the background. Good out come though (death of the assailant)

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Reply #3460 Posted: July 31, 2007, 10:13:36 am
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are difficult to verify." - Abraham Lincoln

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Reply #3461 Posted: July 31, 2007, 10:14:45 am
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are difficult to verify." - Abraham Lincoln

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This is the post that got me banned (again) from Orkut Christian roundtable

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You see, at the time the bible came into existence, around 350AD or whatever, there were a lot of scriptures. A lot of other possible Messiahs and a lot of different views of those Messiahs.

But, when Emperor Constantine decided to adopt Christianity as the official religion of Rome a lot of things changed.

Up until that point Christians had been persecuted. But Constantine made Christianity legal, and he banned all other religions. Worship of Isis and Mithra, two of the major religions at the time, were outlawed. Their religious customs were adopted into Christianity in an attempt to phase them out.

Who was born on December 25? Mithra (and many others). Mithraism has existed since at least 500BC, and probably as early as 1400bc.

Who's birth was witnessed by Shepherds? Mithra.

Who was greeted by Magi carrying gifts? Mithra.

Who was born of a virgin? Some Mithra worshippers believed this, others that he sprung from a tree, or from a cosmic egg.

Who was worshipped on Sundays? Mithra.

Who had a supper with 12 disciples? Mithra.

Who ascended to heaven in 208 BC? Mithra.

Now, who do you think was a worshipper of Mithra prior to deciding upon and compiling the scriptures of the bible, making Christianity legal, and making Mithraism illegal?

If you said "Emperor Constantine" you are 100% correct.


The reason for the ban (without warning) was "not quoting sources"

:huh:

Reply #3462 Posted: July 31, 2007, 10:27:39 am
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Banned from a Christian forum, lol.

Who is this Mithra?
I am intrigued by him/her, and wish to subscribe to his/her newsletter.

Reply #3463 Posted: July 31, 2007, 12:01:29 pm

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This is the post that got me banned (again) from Orkut Christian roundtable



The reason for the ban (without warning) was "not quoting sources"

:huh:


this is why i could never believe in christianity. none of its writings makes any sense whatsoever ever if you think with a logical mind. There are so many conflicting stories im amazed at people who throw away all rational thinking to believe in such ridiculous story's.

Reply #3464 Posted: July 31, 2007, 12:48:05 pm


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this is why i could never believe in christianity. none of its writings makes any sense whatsoever ever if you think with a logical mind. There are so many conflicting stories im amazed at people who throw away all rational thinking to believe in such ridiculous story's.

Back to the same old arguments I see ...

"Over and over and over and over and over,
Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal,
The joy of repetition really is in you ..."

- Hot Chip, "Over and Over"

:D

Reply #3465 Posted: July 31, 2007, 01:09:34 pm

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Reply #3466 Posted: July 31, 2007, 01:35:53 pm

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Mithra during a legendary battle with Gojira:

Reply #3467 Posted: July 31, 2007, 01:52:22 pm

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Banned from a Christian forum, lol.


All you need to do is disagree with something. It;s probably the easiest place to get banned from.

Fucking bigots.

Reply #3468 Posted: July 31, 2007, 04:13:49 pm

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Mithra sounds fucking 1337.

Sprung from a cosmic egg, what a beast.

WHO WANTS TO BRING BACK MITHRATISM WITH ME!!??

Reply #3469 Posted: July 31, 2007, 04:31:49 pm

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Quote from: cobra;494576
after my time in this thread even i could come up with the default christian answers

1. time could mean different things to god, iwhen he says 120 years it might mean 122 years 164 days in our time

or

2. 120 years is a metaphor

this is awesome easy answers to any question, beats thinking


Shit I lolled.

Reply #3470 Posted: July 31, 2007, 04:38:43 pm

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This is the post that got me banned (again) from Orkut Christian roundtable



The reason for the ban (without warning) was "not quoting sources"

:huh:



What are your sources for this?

Reply #3471 Posted: July 31, 2007, 04:47:12 pm

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What are your sources for this?


History. Can cats get library cards?

Reply #3472 Posted: July 31, 2007, 06:09:54 pm


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Reply #3473 Posted: August 03, 2007, 12:03:26 am
Quote from: Fran O\'Sullivan
The best thing about Finance Minister Bill English\'s latest Budget is that it does finally signal a much greater role for the private sector in the New Zealand economy. And another step along the way to extract this country from the political cul-de-sac in which Helen Clark\'s Labour Government parked us.

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Reply #3474 Posted: August 03, 2007, 03:30:10 am