Religion. The evolution, creation and everything in between megathread

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

But we drink his blood and eat his brains.

[Who_ate_my_rice]

hahahaha XD

yer i raised that issue at church i was visting this church and the speaker thought it was funny, although some of the older people thought i was a horrible human being ahahaha

as for only Jesus could do it, he gave everyone who followed him the power to do so When it happened i was desperate for it to work. And i kind of wanted to test if God could do it. Anyways when it happened..... i sorta.. kinda thought it was a dream then realised it really did happen in the waiting room of the emergency department we brought him into. crazyness

as for eating his brains om nom nom and drinking his blood om nom nom. symbolism ftw. bread for his body that was broken on our behalf and blood to wash away our sins.

my bro likes to do that to me. Look! Im eating a bit of Jesus! ahahahaha

EDIT: speaking of zombies, there is this new series called The Walking Dead. Man.... it defied my expectations! Will be awesome as a series!

[Retardobot]

But we drink his blood and eat his brains.

So that makes us ALL zombies.

[KiLL3r]

wow this shits still going on?

btw God is a lie

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

wow this shits still going on?

btw God is a lie

We were talking about zombies, why did you have to bring God into this again?

[BerG]

zomg KiLL3rKloWn from Timaru

[Zarkov]

zomg KiLL3rKloWn from Timaru

Parole.

[Kayne]

Breaking news, Study shows that Jesus was in fact a Velociraptor

Spoiler :

Religion. The evolution, creation and everything in between megathread

(Thread needs a on-topic twist in the plot line.)

[Retardobot]

http://documentaryheaven.com/expelled-no-intelligence-allowed/

Documentary on Intelligent Design without the notion that God was the intelligence.

EDIT: Bah, forget it. I was halfway in when the documentary described the theory of Panspermia as life being started by aliens with no more explanation than that.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

If aliens were intelligent, they would have come up with something better then humans.

Like dinosaurs with jet-packs and guns.

[Blob_ZPS]

If aliens were intelligent, they would have come up with something better then humans.

Like dinosaurs with jet-packs and guns.

Maybe they created humans to save time, in the hope that one day WE would create flying velociraptors with laser beam eyes and multiple machine gun arms.
Like building a self learning robot that autonomously builds you more complex robots.

[swindle]

Like building a self learning robot that autonomously builds you more complex robots.

That such an awesome idea. I remember reading a big article on it a really long time ago.

[liquidpain]

Like building a self learning robot that autonomously builds you more complex robots.

That such an awesome idea. I remember reading a big article on it a really long time ago.

Technological singularity

[Bell]

Like building a self learning robot that autonomously builds you more complex robots.

That such an awesome idea. I remember reading a big article on it a really long time ago.

Technological singularity

Na just one of the new futurama episodes

[Who_ate_my_rice]

If aliens were intelligent, they would have come up with something better then humans.

Like dinosaurs with jet-packs and guns.

Religion. The evolution, creation and everything in between megathread

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

It's like pure awesome, in the form of a picture.

[SteddieEddie]

Of all the tradesmen I have had through my house over the last 3 months the best ones were the very religious plasterers/ painters. They gave me a great price, did meticulous work and went above and beyond their brief.

They did take off 2 days when a visiting witchdoctor/ healer was over from Australia, but then more than made up for it.

If you are in Wellington then call RSS Plasterers and Painters and ask for John Seumanfagai, top bloke!

+1 for religion, well sort of

[swindle]

lol

I work with guys who spend all week stealing from the company and go to church on Sunday.

[cobra]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4469782/Former-Marist-brother-jailed-on-indecency-charges

another christian pedophile, yet to see a scientist

[Ngati_Grim]

Cobra, I'm sure non-Christian paedophiles are around. Actually I'm one hundred percent certain as one got me when I was a young boy.

You really do come across as as bigotted as some Christians.

I would venture that paedophilia is a 'Human' dis-ease,not solely Christian.

Heck, pederasty is popular in some non-Christian cultures....

[cobra]

Cobra, I'm sure non-Christian paedophiles are around. Actually I'm one hundred percent certain as one got me when I was a young boy.

You really do come across as as bigotted as some Christians.

I would venture that paedophilia is a 'Human' dis-ease,not solely Christian.

Heck, pederasty is popular in some non-Christian cultures....

it seems more prevalent in christian culture, i am not stating that all pedophiles are christian but you defeated that straw-man well.

To me it seems that a culture that obsesses over sex and pureness is going to lead towards twisted expressions of sexuality.

I am probably bigotted against pedophiles and i am ok with that

[dirtyape]

it seems more prevalent in christian culture, i am not stating that all pedophiles are christian but you defeated that straw-man well.

To me it seems that a culture that obsesses over sex and pureness is going to lead towards twisted expressions of sexuality.

I am probably bigotted against pedophiles and i am ok with that

Muhammad had a sexual relationship with his 9 year old wife. Does it actually say in the bible or the Qur'an that paedophilia is a sin? If not ... !

[Zarkov]

it seems more prevalent in christian culture, i am not stating that all pedophiles are christian but you defeated that straw-man well.

To me it seems that a culture that obsesses over sex and pureness is going to lead towards twisted expressions of sexuality.

I am probably bigotted against pedophiles and i am ok with that

Muhammad had a sexual relationship with his 9 year old wife. Does it actually say in the bible or the Qur'an that paedophilia is a sin? If not ... !

She was his wife for God's sake.

He could do what he liked with her.

That's the muslim way.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Muhammad had a sexual relationship with his 9 year old wife. Does it actually say in the bible or the Qur'an that paedophilia is a sin? If not ... !

Yeah but before her he was married to a 40 year old, when he was only 25.


So it sort of evens out. sort of..





Then he had another 11 wives.

[Who_ate_my_rice]

Cobra, I'm sure non-Christian paedophiles are around. Actually I'm one hundred percent certain as one got me when I was a young boy.

You really do come across as as bigotted as some Christians.

I would venture that paedophilia is a 'Human' dis-ease,not solely Christian.

Heck, pederasty is popular in some non-Christian cultures....

it seems more prevalent in christian culture, i am not stating that all pedophiles are christian but you defeated that straw-man well.

To me it seems that a culture that obsesses over sex and pureness is going to lead towards twisted expressions of sexuality.

I am probably bigotted against pedophiles and i am ok with that

you only think that its more prevalent in christian culture because peoples eyes are on the christians as to how they behave.

As soon as a christian steps out of line, LOOK LOOK! ITS ONLY YOU FOLK DOING THAT SORT OF THING!
There are so many bloody monsters out there, did you do a census to find out which ones are christian and which ones aren't?

Ngati has hit it on the head.

as for the people that steal from the company and go to church/mosque/temple/Synagogue once a week... i know that all to well with people who hire stuff from us and steal or destroy the gear.  

I wouldn't call them christians if they aren't willing to work on their behavior.


Rang up a guy asking, you still owe me for a hire a lighting rig at the logan campbell center.  he yells at me and says I WILL CALL YOU LATER.

so i ring up the next day and he says, "Sorry i had to yell, it was a Hindu holy day"
I told him "No it wasn't.  I've given you 4 months to pay this bill and you're yelling at me?"
"I CANT TALK NOW IM IN THE TEMPLE" and hangs up the phone again.

i made a visit to his work :3  Then he realised i knew more about hinduism than he did himself hahahaha tricky tricky

people will claim faith when its convenient for them.  In this case it was to get out of paying for a bill.