Religion. The evolution, creation and everything in between megathread

[(BHP)Clyock]

I think easy-peeling mandarins are the REALLY UNDENIABLE proof that God exists.

Actually i think easy peel mandarins are a product of cross breeding Chinese bhuddists.:asian::jester:

[ThaFleastyler]

Actually i think easy peel mandarins are a product of cross breeding Chinese bhuddists.:asian::jester:

:disappoin

How can you assume that? Buddha is clearly fat, thus he obviously didn't eat mandarins (or any fruit or health foods), thus mandarins are the product of God

[Black Heart]

mandarin a fruit and a language, of course the link is clear. Bhudda > God because mandarin > banana.

this is even further shown by the fact bananas are usually linked to monkey food, what animal is associated with mandarins? HUMANS!!

[ThaFleastyler]

But the peeling capability of bananas far exceeds anything that mandarins can produce in the confines of nature. Also, Jesus was reasonably skinny, according to the paintings and movies I've seen. Thus God > Buddha.

Add a little science to mandarins however ....... :chuckle:

[Zarathrustra]

Pretty sure easy peel mandarins were an improvement on the original design, by hand of man.

[(BHP)Clyock]

Pretty sure easy peel mandarins were an improvement on the original design, by hand of man.

And they ARE called mandarins due to their place of origin just like chinese gosberries, which are devilishly :firedevil hard to peel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_orange  :heheh:


:jester:

[ThaFleastyler]

This discussion is too hard; lets pick another fruit or vegetable.

I vote eggplants.
Obvious 100% undeniable proof of Gods existence. Only the devil could make a vegetable as ugly as this, both visually, aesthetically, and taste-ally, and since the existence of the devil proves undeniably the existence of God, God therefore exists.

[TuataraDude]

This discussion is too hard; lets pick another fruit or vegetable.

I vote eggplants.
Obvious 100% undeniable proof of Gods existence. Only the devil could make a vegetable as ugly as this, both visually, aesthetically, and taste-ally, and since the existence of the devil proves undeniably the existence of God, God therefore exists.

...and Brussell Sprouts.

[DEATH0WL]

Has this thread finally come to an end? After many thousand posts and many + and - rep's it has finally come down to this...Vegetables!

[Phlex]

games>all

[Tiwaking!]

Religion wins because it has God on its side.::knife:

[video]Kl9ldtRFigw[/video]
I'll put it in this thread to for anyone who missed it the first time

Edit: I found the most amount of PWN that I think I've ever seen on a tv program ever
[video]0183fB0raew[/video]

[ThaFleastyler]

games>all

All>Nothing

[DDM]

I tried to give Tiwa rep for that second clip but i must spread some around first.

*Gives Tiwa e-love instead*

That really was pwnage.

[(BHP)Clyock]

Has this thread finally come to an end? After many thousand posts and many + and - rep's it has finally come down to this...Vegetables!

Are you upset that we are debating Gods existance through the miracale that is vegetables or that the vegetables are doing the debating?:confused:

[ThaFleastyler]

Are you upset that we are debating Gods existance through the miracale that is vegetables or that the vegetables are doing the debating?:confused:

I AM NOT A VEGETABLE!!! I AM A HUM- *drooling*

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I hate Brussell Sprouts, they are pure evil. Just the sight of them makes me physically sick, even as i type about them now i'm feeling queasy.

They are Satan's balls they are!

[Phlex]

Fuck thats pwn tiwa, +rep

[(BHP)Clyock]

I hate Brussell Sprouts, they are pure evil. Just the sight of them makes me physically sick, even as i type about them now i'm feeling queasy.

They are Satan's balls they are!

If that is true then God's testicles would be.........

[Black Heart]

tbagging the egyptians after a good smiting.

[TuataraDude]

If that is true then God's testicles would be.........

Truffles of course, slightly damp and mildewy.

[(BHP)Clyock]

You see I was thinking kumquats.....

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/kumquat?view=uk


Must spread it about a bit first BH.

[DEATH0WL]

Are you upset that we are debating Gods existance through the miracale that is vegetables or that the vegetables are doing the debating?:confused:

I'm all for the veggies. Wouldn't be life without them :bounce:

[Tiwaking!]

If that is true then God's testicles would be.........

Pineapples

[(BHP)Clyock]

Pineapples

Wouldn't they chafe?:eek:

[Tiwaking!]

Wouldn't they chafe?:eek:

There is always a down-side to being God(or a God). This is one of them

Pineapples prove God's existence! The only people that God created were people who either like Pineapples or dont like Pineapples. This clearly shows God's divine plan for all of us, we just have to figure out which of the people God loves: Pineapple eaters or the Pineapple shunners