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Reply #250 Posted: October 23, 2008, 10:35:01 am
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I loved the bit at the end with Leslie from the cleaners :P

Reply #251 Posted: October 23, 2008, 12:11:03 pm

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new one out - saints row 2

Reply #252 Posted: October 30, 2008, 12:27:38 pm
"Let him who desires peace prepare for war" - Flavius Vegetius Renatus (375AD) De Rei Militari

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Makes me want to buy it :)

Reply #253 Posted: October 30, 2008, 12:38:39 pm

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Same here, I've been thinking about getting it, but now I'm sold :D

Reply #254 Posted: October 30, 2008, 01:13:10 pm

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Murdering grannies? Im sold!
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Makes me want to buy it :)

That was a really good review and critique of modern video games

Its like someone at the Saints Row company paid attention to what made the game fun and built the game around those ideas instead of what someone else THOUGHT would be a good idea

Reply #255 Posted: October 30, 2008, 11:24:08 pm
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Reply #256 Posted: November 06, 2008, 11:26:01 am
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Well Well
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Dead space

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/333-Dead-Space

Excellent use of the word "Shoggoth". Rip off of "Event Horizon"??! Ouch

That corpses getting up thing reminds me of "Rise of the Triad", except in Rise of the Triad it was done well

Reply #257 Posted: November 06, 2008, 09:19:09 pm
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He didnt bash the uttershit out of that one :( Good review.

Reply #258 Posted: November 06, 2008, 10:03:33 pm

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Holy crap this shit is funny, Crysis review was the best and funniest review I have ever seen. Spot on though.

Reply #259 Posted: November 06, 2008, 11:59:58 pm

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Holy crap this shit is funny, Crysis review was the best and funniest review I have ever seen. Spot on though.


I agree lol!

Reply #260 Posted: November 07, 2008, 12:01:00 pm
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Holy crap this shit is funny, Crysis review was the best and funniest review I have ever seen. Spot on though.


I agree lol!:sunnies:

Reply #261 Posted: November 07, 2008, 12:01:32 pm
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Holy crap this shit is funny, Crysis review was the best and funniest review I have ever seen. Spot on though.


This the first time you have watched a Zero Punctuation video?

Reply #262 Posted: November 07, 2008, 07:28:03 pm

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This the first time you have watched a Zero Punctuation video?


I think it is, it's like watching nevermind the buzzcocks for the first time.

Reply #263 Posted: November 07, 2008, 07:44:30 pm

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He didnt bash the uttershit out of that one :( Good review.

I beg to differ

Although it lacked the vitriol of Uncharted: Drakes Fortune review he definitely placed the blame for the games lacklusteryness(tm) squarely at the feet of EA designers. He also attacks the lack of empathy with the protaganist which, in an FPS world containing such brilliances as Half Life 2 and COD:4, tends to be a very very bad thing

Sure saying something is 'bland' might not sound very angry, but it certainly isnt too inspiring either. Especially if you're going to fork out money for a game

Reply #264 Posted: November 07, 2008, 08:06:20 pm
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Has anyone played that game "The witcher"? Im thinking of getting it. Trailer looks bad but i hear good things.

Reply #265 Posted: November 07, 2008, 08:15:06 pm
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Has anyone played that game "The witcher"? Im thinking of getting it. Trailer looks bad but i hear good things.


Its an ok game, just try get the newer release because the older ones got some pretty crappy translations. Something funny about the main characters constantly calling the female characters bitches and such.

Reply #266 Posted: November 07, 2008, 08:18:39 pm
Related to *juice*. The Orz like *sauce*, which they seem to acquire through killing: "After the *dancing*, Orz think you will make good *special sauce*. Maybe even for other Orz *party*." It would seem this is likely to be something sinister. The Orz apparently wish those who take part in *parties* to enjoy the *sauce*, as in the above quote, or in their parting words from random encounters: "Do not forget to *enjoy the sauce*."

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I beg to differ

Although it lacked the vitriol of Uncharted: Drakes Fortune review he definitely placed the blame for the games lacklusteryness(tm) squarely at the feet of EA designers. He also attacks the lack of empathy with the protaganist which, in an FPS world containing such brilliances as Half Life 2 and COD:4, tends to be a very very bad thing

Sure saying something is 'bland' might not sound very angry, but it certainly isnt too inspiring either. Especially if you're going to fork out money for a game


you want us to read that really fast with an English accent right?

Reply #267 Posted: November 07, 2008, 08:18:55 pm
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Its an ok game, just try get the newer release because the older ones got some pretty crappy translations. Something funny about the main characters constantly calling the female characters bitches and such.


I loved the Witcher, brilliant game (ended up selling over 1 million copies which is pretty damn awesome for the first game developed by a random Polish developer no one had heard of just for the PC). I didn't have too many bugs with the original but the enhanced edition made it a lot better.

Reply #268 Posted: November 07, 2008, 11:22:37 pm

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This the first time you have watched a Zero Punctuation video?


I watched a few ages ago when this thread was first made.

Reply #269 Posted: November 08, 2008, 01:18:20 am

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haha! hell yes very well done

Reply #270 Posted: November 10, 2008, 08:32:58 am
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Reply #271 Posted: November 13, 2008, 05:43:57 pm
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Reply #272 Posted: November 20, 2008, 10:08:47 am
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Hey guys! Check this out
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Failout 3 (Not a typo, f'ing buggy crashing POS)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/420-Fallout-3

Came and went with nary a small poot of enthusiasm
This weeks review however:
Fallout 3
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/420-Fallout-3

Woot!

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Branston Pickle ahoy!
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Failout 3 (Not a typo, f'ing buggy crashing POS)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/420-Fallout-3

Excuse me kind sir, but he quite liked Fallout 3

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