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the latest one is up - go have a read

Reply #75 Posted: January 15, 2008, 01:34:14 pm
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Reply #76 Posted: January 15, 2008, 02:38:22 pm
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In which our valiant hero reviews crysis

Also, his taste in music is great, again.

Reply #77 Posted: January 17, 2008, 08:01:29 am

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Thats awesome...he felt exactly how I felt about the Vtol mish...

Reply #78 Posted: January 17, 2008, 06:47:16 pm
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In which our valiant hero reviews crysis

Also, his taste in music is great, again.

He actually pokes fun at Microsoft Flight Simulator....

Does that mans wit have NO bounds?!?!

Reply #79 Posted: January 18, 2008, 09:55:48 am
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Reply #80 Posted: January 24, 2008, 05:04:24 pm
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God i love this guy...

He always makes me laugh...

Reply #81 Posted: January 24, 2008, 07:15:30 pm
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Hahahaha. Lol that was the most WTF thing at the end of that The Witcher Review.

Reply #82 Posted: January 24, 2008, 09:37:52 pm

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A NEW ONE IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher


Dear god. I thought the review was funny. Puffer fish.

Reply #83 Posted: January 28, 2008, 08:24:04 pm

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lol puffer fish

Reply #84 Posted: January 29, 2008, 01:43:13 pm

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Dear god. I thought the review was funny. Puffer fish.

Random fact of the day!
Pufferfish have perfect DNA. That is, they lack any endogenous retroviral RNA

Reply #85 Posted: January 29, 2008, 08:21:38 pm
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Random fact of the day!
Pufferfish have perfect DNA. That is, they lack any endogenous retroviral RNA


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Best game reviews eva!

Reply #86 Posted: January 29, 2008, 08:38:15 pm

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Reply #87 Posted: January 31, 2008, 01:59:07 pm
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Reply #88 Posted: January 31, 2008, 02:02:23 pm
If anyone calls me a PC Fanboy - I will punch them in the Jaw.

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Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

I dont think he'll be allowed back to Valve....

And I happen to LIKE Hulk Hogan movies!

Reply #89 Posted: January 31, 2008, 06:35:32 pm
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What were the ones when Hulk Hogan was in a Boat with missiles and machine guns and what not?

Reply #90 Posted: January 31, 2008, 07:18:18 pm
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What ya gonna do when the Pythons come for you! Mr Nanny lol

Reply #91 Posted: January 31, 2008, 07:43:57 pm

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Looks like he's gonna do Call of duty 4 next according to that comment at the end :)

Reply #92 Posted: January 31, 2008, 07:45:49 pm

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Lol Hulkster spamming with the Noob tube

Reply #93 Posted: January 31, 2008, 08:21:23 pm

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Reply #94 Posted: February 07, 2008, 09:39:51 am
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bang on the money once again

Reply #95 Posted: February 07, 2008, 09:47:54 am

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What were the ones when Hulk Hogan was in a Boat with missiles and machine guns and what not?


thunder in paradise

Reply #96 Posted: February 07, 2008, 10:32:12 am


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i was wondering when he was going to do cod. watching it now

Reply #97 Posted: February 07, 2008, 11:14:10 am
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bang on the money once again

Had to chuckle at: COD4------------Portal------->God

Reply #98 Posted: February 07, 2008, 11:21:07 am
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bang on cept for ending, i really enjoyed the ending, came out of relatively nowhere (yet you knew it had to end soon so wasnt complete surprise) and was a dam good sequence

after which i was like "dam that shit is whacked"

Reply #99 Posted: February 07, 2008, 07:56:05 pm