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Quote from: nick247;652047
bang on cept for ending, i really enjoyed the ending, came out of relatively nowhere (yet you knew it had to end soon so wasnt complete surprise) and was a dam good sequence

after which i was like "dam that shit is whacked"


i cried, this made head snotting that guy all the harder

Reply #100 Posted: February 07, 2008, 10:33:07 pm
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2928-Zero-Punctuation-Sim-City-Societies

Where did he get his ending from!?

I'd hate to see what he'd say about Pharaoh.

Reply #102 Posted: February 14, 2008, 10:47:30 pm
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Here's an interview some of you might like to read.

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Reply #103 Posted: February 16, 2008, 01:12:16 pm

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Reply #104 Posted: February 22, 2008, 08:33:22 am
"Let him who desires peace prepare for war" - Flavius Vegetius Renatus (375AD) De Rei Militari


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FIRST

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2980-Zero-Punctuation-Uncharted-Drake-s-Fortune

Some platform Game.  Who cares.  Although there is a special surprise that makes this worth watching.

Don't spoil it.

Reply #105 Posted: February 28, 2008, 06:18:49 pm
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[video]Z9Y9O87HkFo[/video]


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Reply #106 Posted: February 28, 2008, 07:10:17 pm

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Reply #107 Posted: March 07, 2008, 03:50:53 pm

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New one up.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3001-Zero-Punctuation-Devil-May-Cry-4

Check out the credits:

"Are you gonna be my girl" by Jet is the best song I have found so far for playing in Audiosurf

Interesting!

Reply #108 Posted: March 07, 2008, 09:37:15 pm
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That reminds me. Gona Get audio Surf........

Reply #109 Posted: March 12, 2008, 03:47:45 pm

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Reply #110 Posted: March 13, 2008, 05:24:31 am
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Burnout Paradise

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3016-Zero-Punctuation-Burnout-Paradise

How could they change their win - win forumla of closed circuit tracks found in the previous burnout games?

I guess Burnout 3 is still the best

Reply #111 Posted: March 13, 2008, 09:15:00 am
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Come to the conclusion these are bad for me, after watching them I get all bitter and flame people.  However I like them so fuck it.

Reply #112 Posted: March 13, 2008, 10:46:05 am
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Reply #113 Posted: March 21, 2008, 02:21:00 pm
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haha their website was so overloaded on thursday, they must have massive usage peaks when he releases new videos.

Reply #114 Posted: March 21, 2008, 02:42:37 pm

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haha their website was so overloaded on thursday, they must have massive usage peaks when he releases new videos.

Seriously. That guy has played far too many games. Exhumed of all things!

Reply #115 Posted: March 21, 2008, 10:05:49 pm
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massive bonus points for social distortion

Reply #116 Posted: March 22, 2008, 12:10:03 am

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3059-Zero-Punctuation-Zack-Wiki

I've never heard of this game, but hsi whole anti - Wii Stance is amusing.

Reply #117 Posted: March 28, 2008, 04:20:34 pm
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Reply #118 Posted: April 03, 2008, 05:32:29 pm

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lol army of two review was pretty awesome, had to watch it twice because he talks ao fast lol

Reply #119 Posted: April 03, 2008, 06:04:02 pm
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Army of Two Review

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

This game gets a right thrashing :)

I wasnt expecting much from a game called "Army of Two" but Jeeze Louise what a stinker

Sounds like it plays similar to Duke Nukem 3D execept Duke has been replaced by Eddy Izzard partnered with anyone from a Michael Bay film

Reply #120 Posted: April 03, 2008, 08:17:27 pm
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Army of 2 looks pretty fun actually.  Pretty damn arcade though.  Good review.

Reply #121 Posted: April 03, 2008, 08:19:14 pm
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Every now and then the site doesn't load for me, too much traffic or shitty work network lol ..spose I can't complain seeing as I'm watching these from work

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Reply #122 Posted: April 03, 2008, 08:23:28 pm
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Reply #123 Posted: April 10, 2008, 02:38:13 pm
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No More Heroes
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3554-Zero-Punctuation-No-More-Heroes

Excellent. I'll definitely be buying this one, if only for the lightsabers!

Im glad he does reviews of Wii games. He's one of the very few competent gamers who actually write coherent reviews. Almost all Wii game reviews are written by either totally useless idiots or people in Nintendo's pay

Reply #124 Posted: April 11, 2008, 09:10:49 pm
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