Topic: Best game reviews eva!

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Ummm... A little different this week.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4878-Zero-Punctuation-Mailbag-Showdown


Fucking LOL!!!!

too right he does that, i say good on him.

Reply #150 Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:15:16 am

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Reply #151 Posted: May 15, 2008, 08:08:01 am

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Awesome, agreed with quite a few of his points, especially viewing the game through a used coffee filter and trees magically being indestructible. The game is still jawsome though from what i've played and can't wait for it to come to PC.....eventually.

Reply #152 Posted: May 15, 2008, 12:34:48 pm

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The magic brick was my favourite mission. Nope, you can't shoot through a window, you definitely can't pick up a rubbish bin and throw it through the window, but if you come across a brick in a special empty lot then that will go through a window no worries.

Reply #153 Posted: May 15, 2008, 12:52:33 pm

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The CoD4 review was soo much better, this one lacked a bit

Reply #154 Posted: May 15, 2008, 01:45:57 pm
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The CoD4 review was soo much better, this one lacked a bit

Its not finished. Feels like part 1 of 2.

Says what needs to be said though

Reply #155 Posted: May 17, 2008, 02:57:02 pm
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sounds exciting

Reply #156 Posted: May 18, 2008, 07:20:20 pm

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The magic brick was my favourite mission. Nope, you can't shoot through a window, you definitely can't pick up a rubbish bin and throw it through the window, but if you come across a brick in a special empty lot then that will go through a window no worries.


i just shot the window

Reply #157 Posted: May 19, 2008, 02:05:23 am

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new ones up zero-punctuation

Reply #158 Posted: May 22, 2008, 05:56:56 pm
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That gun that shoots shurikens and lightning sounds awesome.

Reply #159 Posted: May 22, 2008, 08:24:01 pm

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Reply #160 Posted: May 23, 2008, 12:14:40 am
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That gun that shoots shurikens and lightning sounds awesome.



Stay away from Painkiller Overdose(im playing it right now, its so so...kinda fun/cool but still meh. It pales in comparison to the original PK(which was nearly as good as the serious sam series))

Reply #161 Posted: May 23, 2008, 12:16:35 am
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i just shot the window


Wrong window, this window was unshootable. It was only able to be broken with a magic brick.

Reply #162 Posted: May 23, 2008, 08:20:54 am

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I never got to play it. My friend borrowed it before I installed it, like 3 years ago, and I haven't bothered to ask for it since....

Obviously was only interested in BF2 at the time...

Reply #163 Posted: May 24, 2008, 04:41:48 pm
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I has it, didnt play it much cause when I acquired it I was (what am I saying still are) a WC3 addict, but it was cool, and the gobbly up thing that is even more awesome than a chainsaw what acn I say.

Omm nom nom

Reply #164 Posted: May 28, 2008, 10:10:04 am
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Reply #165 Posted: May 29, 2008, 10:38:32 am
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Funny but one must ask him self why did he review this game? I mean like why?  Nintendo DS....why!

Reply #166 Posted: May 29, 2008, 10:48:27 am
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I thought he is given games to review

Reply #167 Posted: June 01, 2008, 08:29:26 am
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Oblivion
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I thought he is given games to review

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/75-Oblivion

I never liked Oblivion myself. Was far too much of a chore. They should have remade Morrowind instead

Reply #168 Posted: June 05, 2008, 09:40:09 am
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i liked oblivion if only for the mods which improved an otherwise standard hack n slash game.

Reply #169 Posted: June 05, 2008, 05:45:59 pm

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Man the escapist site is hopeless, can never get onto it when the videos are uploaded... is it just me or does the site get hopelessly overloaded?

Reply #170 Posted: June 05, 2008, 05:48:14 pm

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its pretty good by the time i get to them

Reply #171 Posted: June 05, 2008, 05:51:03 pm
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/75-Oblivion

I never liked Oblivion myself. Was far too much of a chore. They should have remade Morrowind instead


Morrowind wasn't a game, it was a running simulator set in a sea of brown.

Reply #172 Posted: June 05, 2008, 07:21:18 pm

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.

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Morrowind wasn't a game, it was a running simulator set in a sea of brown.


had an epic view distance of 5m in front of your character

Reply #173 Posted: June 05, 2008, 08:12:50 pm

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I know a few people that said they really liked oblivion. Although you can do the story many many times in different ways, after the first they couldn't be bothered.

My brother played it as an elven archer, then a vampire, and against a big boss he just went invis and shot arrows at it. They couldn't attack him lol yawn...

Reply #174 Posted: June 06, 2008, 08:07:25 am
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