Best game reviews eva!

[brucewillis2]

spoiler tags, dick.

whoa you take your reviews too fuckin seriously. "oh my god will he like it? will he hate it?... the suspense is killing me!!"

big deal, with him its the journey not the outcome.

[Tiwaking!]

spoiler tags, dick

Spoiler :

One day. ONE DAY: It will be ME waving my eye encrusted arse at my fans!

ME!

Edit: Incidentally: It took me about 20 minutes to figure out how they managed to make those SPORE creatures that look like group sex. My favourites are those ones that can walk without moving their feet

Classy

[Tiwaking!]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/544-Thief-The-Dark-Project

Cripes that guy is a lazy shit, reviewing an old old old old old old old old game

Which I really liked(Thief 2). I feel like playing No one lives forever, but I lost the cd years ago

[brucewillis2]

he's opened the door for every fan wanting their fav old game to be reviewed.

[GhostOfGallipoli]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/544-Thief-The-Dark-Project

Cripes that guy is a lazy shit, reviewing an old old old old old old old old game

Which I really liked(Thief 2). I feel like playing No one lives forever, but I lost the cd years ago

guess what



fuck all games have released since before xmas, so why not take what is a hole in the release schedule to revue his favourite game? shows you what he likes


lazy shit eh? i dont see you releasing reviews every week, unless you want to count 7 billion cry threads about gat hero

[brucewillis2]

I want him to review 'another world' on the amiga. great game! (shit ending)

[Pyromanik]

I feel like playing No one lives forever, but I lost the cd years ago

I have No one lives forever 2.

Should I do it?

[Tiwaking!]

lazy shit eh? i dont see you releasing reviews every week, unless you want to count 7 billion cry threads about gat hero

I've moved on. With Rock Band 2 being GH4 but better, there isnt really any point in stomping on old ground

Of course he's lazy! Game Damage and Fully Ramblomatic, things he actually does for free, are usually quite interesting but the job that he gets paid for isnt very.....

Wait a second! I see what he's doing! He's stickin it to the man!

[nick247]

pity you dont pay him or the site

If you remember he hasnt always reviewed the latest released games

geeez it can be bad enough people complaining about stuff they buy as if they were forced to buy it, let alone people complaining about shit they get for free as if they are owed something

[GhostOfGallipoli]

i lubs you nick

[Tiwaking!]

pity you dont pay him or the site

If you remember he hasnt always reviewed the latest released games

geeez it can be bad enough people complaining about stuff they buy as if they were forced to buy it, let alone people complaining about shit they get for free as if they are owed something

I think Yahtzee said it best with

"Fans are clinging complaining dipshits who will never EVER be grateful for any concessions you make" - Silent Hill Homecoming, 04:35

He probably just didnt get a free game this week

[Spork]

pity you dont pay him or the site

If you remember he hasnt always reviewed the latest released games

geeez it can be bad enough people complaining about stuff they buy as if they were forced to buy it, let alone people complaining about shit they get for free as if they are owed something

You obviously don't visit the BF2 forums much.

[Bounty Hunter]

pity you dont pay him or the site

If you remember he hasnt always reviewed the latest released games

geeez it can be bad enough people complaining about stuff they buy as if they were forced to buy it, let alone people complaining about shit they get for free as if they are owed something

what a wonderful philosophy:

why try?

why have expectations?

what is quality?

and numbers dont exist.

review was shit, yahtzee is crashing and burning while talking really fast.

[Arnifix]

No One Lives Forever and Thief were both fucking godlike games.

[Tiwaking!]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/553-Skate-2

Was pretty entertaining. Good luck to him with Green Grass and High Tides

[EXTREAM_FEVAR]

He should review Dwarf Fortress

[Tiwaking!]

He should review Dwarf Fortress

No such luck!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/565-Fear-2

Yay! No More Heroes gets let off with a citation! Cant believe Beyond Good and Evil got carted off though. I quite enjoyed that

[Tiwaking!]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/584-Spiderman-Web-of-Shadows

I still have the spiderman games on gamecube!

[Tiwaking!]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/616-50-Cent-Blood-on-the-Sand

This episode was surprisingly excellent. A++ trader, would trade again

The weird advert for something from Escapist Magazine right at the start was really disconcerting though

[Kaizer]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/616-50-Cent-Blood-on-the-Sand

This episode was surprisingly excellent. A++ trader, would trade again

The weird advert for something from Escapist Magazine right at the start was really disconcerting though

OMG, HaHa hilarious! especially the ending.

[Scunner]

One of the funniest in a while. Probably because it was more of a rant than a proper review.

[brucewillis2]

fallout 3 is too brown and grey. Needs more colours imo.

[Pagan]

OMG to be honest thats the first time I have heard that man....or seen the site (yes I live in the dark). Will watch more but he sounds like he is on speed and rotating on something......

[ChineseKiwi]

One of the funniest in a while. Probably because it was more of a rant than a proper review.

This.

[Codex]

I wet myself at his 50 cent one, i really did, GOLD