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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever

So it seems 12 years of development produced exactly what 12 years of development should produce and not just another addition to the vapourware pile.

Reply #375 Posted: May 28, 2009, 11:52:56 am

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Wasn't that just a huge pisstake, adding to the rumor?

Reply #376 Posted: May 28, 2009, 12:03:40 pm



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zomg so funny :/

Reply #377 Posted: May 28, 2009, 12:21:04 pm
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Just watched the last 4 weeks - had its funny moments, nothing crack up though.

Something fun to watch anyway.

Reply #378 Posted: May 28, 2009, 05:01:45 pm
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I thought that was one one of the funniest for a while. They certainly seem a lot funnier when he just completly has a go at something (most of the time).

And I'll be smashing a Wii Fit board with a croquet mallet in front of my television every time I get a new PS3 game now.

Reply #379 Posted: May 28, 2009, 05:38:20 pm

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Enjoyed I did.

Reply #380 Posted: May 28, 2009, 07:50:52 pm
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/759-Bionic-Commando

Game with worst loading screens shall always be: Mega-CD: Mortal Kombat

I hate Pepsi too

Reply #381 Posted: June 04, 2009, 10:38:51 pm
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Quote from: Tiwaking!;944348
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/759-Bionic-Commando

Game with worst loading screens shall always be: Mega-CD: Mortal Kombat

I hate Pepsi too


Lol John Sterling, you got done.

Reply #382 Posted: June 05, 2009, 01:21:39 pm
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I throw in my lot with Infamous

Havent had a chance to play Prototype, but Infamous is quite a good experience. Good story and well wrought gameplay. Not too heavy, not too light

inFamous
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/767-inFamous

Reply #383 Posted: June 11, 2009, 06:45:05 pm
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nice review


100% agree

Reply #384 Posted: June 11, 2009, 09:59:11 pm

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Found the review refreshing funny :D

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Reply #386 Posted: June 18, 2009, 05:05:45 am
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^^ Forgot to take his meds this week.

Reply #387 Posted: June 18, 2009, 07:37:04 am

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/624-Resident-Evil-5

serious LOLZ


welcome to 3 months ago

Reply #391 Posted: June 26, 2009, 11:27:33 pm


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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/800-The-Sims-3

Bah. Lazy shit couldnt have even imported in Ghostbusters from the states, with all of the gratuitous money he gets paid to do the reviews and all

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Another rant, rather than a review. You have to wonder if he actually played the game since the only thing he really said about it was it was missing content, which could be learnt from some quick interwebs searching. Still, it was a good one though.

Reply #393 Posted: July 02, 2009, 11:35:50 am

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Quote from: Tiwaking!;952198
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/789-Prototype



Crackup thing is both devs responded...





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It’s a close call, but I’m going to declare Sucker Punch the winner by one lovingly-rendered pair of breasts. Also their unicorn is a much prouder, mightier steed, and Alex’s expression is delightfully coquettish. Therefore InFamous must be the better game. Buy InFamous. Prototype’s still good, though. Buy it as well.
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Reply #394 Posted: July 05, 2009, 06:31:18 pm

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Reply #396 Posted: July 16, 2009, 08:43:08 am
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/822-Overlord-2

I hardly think Charles Manson counts as Chaotic Evil


i quite enjoyed Overlord 2 it wasnt perfect but it was fukn fun while it lasted. it seems that yahtzee is just criticising games these days purely because thats what he is known for. Seems he has lost his way somewhat.

Reply #397 Posted: July 16, 2009, 06:11:14 pm


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Well, he had some praise for Infamous and Prototype, but I think your right. I think he over critises sometimes because that's what makes the videos funny.

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I hardly think Charles Manson counts as Chaotic Evil


He's certainly not Lawful Evil.

Reply #398 Posted: July 16, 2009, 06:50:18 pm