Topic: So whats this game about?

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Reply #11250 Posted: May 25, 2010, 01:26:52 pm
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Doesn't work any more :/

Reply #11251 Posted: May 25, 2010, 01:27:03 pm
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Needs some parsley

Reply #11252 Posted: May 25, 2010, 02:26:25 pm
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Pokemon arent real but they should be.

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I fixed an iPod the other week.

Reply #11253 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:00:04 pm
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In a blender?

Reply #11254 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:03:00 pm


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No, I replaced the screen.

But then it broke again, so I have to fix it some more :<

Reply #11255 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:04:53 pm
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Maybe I will use a blender this time.

Reply #11256 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:05:06 pm
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Or I'll make a blender that instead of blending things, it fixes things.

Reply #11257 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:05:42 pm
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It can fix anything.

Reply #11258 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:05:58 pm
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The ad will feature "Fix you" by Coldplay.

Reply #11259 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:06:18 pm
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I'll drop in a broken iPod, and turn it on, and when the dust settles it will be brand new.

Reply #11260 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:06:56 pm
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Can also fix erectile dysfunction.

Reply #11261 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:07:16 pm
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Perhaps with a local anaesthetic though.

Reply #11262 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:07:29 pm
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Can it fix Coldplay?

Reply #11263 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:08:05 pm


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I would have to make one large enough to fit Coldplay in, which might be challenging.

Reply #11264 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:09:21 pm
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Especially as I don't know how the device works at the moment.

Reply #11265 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:09:47 pm
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But if you put in a Coldplay CD it would come out with less piano, more distorted guitar, and more masculine vocals.

Reply #11266 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:10:18 pm
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I wonder if it could fix my knee. The patella isn't tracking right.

Reply #11267 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:12:31 pm


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It almost certainly could.

Reply #11268 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:13:26 pm
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I haven't yet imagined a physical object, or abstract concept that this device could not fix.

Reply #11269 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:14:11 pm
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If you turn it on near a dairy farmer, they will instantly forget how to say, "Bloody Maoris stealing all our land"

Reply #11270 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:15:34 pm
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Now I know you're lying.

Reply #11271 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:19:40 pm


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That, sir, is a slur on my character.

Reply #11272 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:24:33 pm
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Just the other day I imagined putting a Panda in one of my Fixers, it came out eating burgers instead of bamboo, and pregnant with 15 panda cubs.

Reply #11273 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:25:22 pm
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You can't argue with imagined results.

Reply #11274 Posted: May 25, 2010, 06:25:33 pm
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