Topic: Are you ready to become a cyborg?

private_hell · Reply #51 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:09:28 pm

just so you know im hoping to be the NZ distributor for all your cybernectic needs - also repairs and upgrades as well.

just tell me what you need and i'll see if i can source it - if not then we'll build it

Pyromanik · Reply #52 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:27:06 pm

I would like a Number 5 please.

Retardobot · Reply #53 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:28:01 pm

I want a hydraulic penis.

Donkey · Reply #54 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:30:27 pm

You already have one. Kind of.

Pyromanik · Reply #55 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:34:57 pm

This is true, to a point.

Retardobot · Reply #56 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:35:01 pm

My current one doesn't work. Stupid dog got a hold of it.

Pyromanik · Reply #57 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:41:24 pm

0.0 :<

Donkey · Reply #58 Posted: April 02, 2009, 03:58:59 pm

Quote from: Pyromanik;915861

This is true, to a point.

What else would you call it though? It doesn't use pneumatics.
I guess there is some kind of muscle involved too.

Pyromanik · Reply #59 Posted: April 02, 2009, 04:04:01 pm

I don't think there's a muscle involved.
It's just blood swelling tissue... which in a sense is comparable to a liquid pressurising a tube...

SUPA_maori_BRO · Reply #60 Posted: April 02, 2009, 04:20:15 pm

Ohaiguyz

ima bac doin mah kartwheelz

smegmacheese · Reply #61 Posted: April 02, 2009, 10:42:53 pm

I would like to be assimilated by 7 of 9 please.

Pyromanik · Reply #62 Posted: April 02, 2009, 11:37:14 pm

Quote from: smegmacheese;916037

I would like to be assimilated by 7 of 9 please.

Have been waiting for this remark since beginning of thread.
I'm not a trekie so didn't want to say it myself.

Jeri Ryan.

Apparently they talk about her 'girls' a lot on the set of Boston Legal.

Pitchey · Reply #63 Posted: April 03, 2009, 12:00:35 am

Quote from: SUPA_maori_BRO;915403

ZOMG! It's the nanomachines
"LLLLIIIIIQQQQQUUUUUIIIIDDDDD" cough splatter cough
Wonder when I can be transformed into Raiden so I can protect Old Snake
Here's a pic of me pwning Gekko's tbh
Spoiler :

Sheesh, clean ya teeth bro!

BerG · Reply #64 Posted: August 28, 2013, 12:36:53 pm

A man has successfully driven another man using brain waves.

Or something.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130827122713.htm

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #65 Posted: August 28, 2013, 12:48:58 pm

Quote from: BerG;1530676

A man has successfully driven another man using brain waves.

Or something.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130827122713.htm

I sent my brain waves over the internet and made Berg type that.

Pitchey · Reply #66 Posted: August 28, 2013, 01:11:20 pm

Quote from: Spacemonkey;1530677

I sent my brain waves over the internet and made Berg type that.

Sounds legit, there's none of Bergs usual spelling and grammar mistakes.

The Demon Lord · Reply #67 Posted: August 28, 2013, 01:13:42 pm

I saw this thread and I saw 7 of 9.

Mmmmmmmmmmm 7 of 9

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #68 Posted: August 28, 2013, 01:23:33 pm

Quote from: The Demon Lord;1530680

I saw this thread and I saw 7 of 9.

Mmmmmmmmmmm 7 of 9

I would like to control her body with my brain waves.

The Demon Lord · Reply #69 Posted: August 28, 2013, 01:42:54 pm

Quote from: Spacemonkey;1530684

I would like to control her body with my brain waves.

I prefer the old fashioned method of control when it comes to that.

with Whips and Chains....

BerG · Reply #70 Posted: August 28, 2013, 06:31:50 pm

Space monkey is always trying to get inside me.

deanox · Reply #71 Posted: August 29, 2013, 05:38:17 pm

Dutch rudder

Zarkov · Reply #72 Posted: August 29, 2013, 05:51:17 pm

Quote from: Spacemonkey;1530684

I would like to control her body with my brain waves.

She controls your body with your brainwaves.

How cool is that?

Retardobot · Reply #73 Posted: August 30, 2013, 07:33:40 am

Quote from: BerG;1530693

Space monkey is always trying to get inside me.

The scary thing is you never actually know when he is.

What you've got to ask yourself is "am I being butt-slammed by a SpaceMonkey right now?"

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