Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)

[JuDgE MenTaL]

But if Chelsea sold Drogba who would win them the Oscars for best dive?

He hasn't really done that for a while now got told to cut that shit out a long time back. He was really lethal for it though but it pissed everyone off because he doesn;t need to do it.

He was never as bad as Ronaldo. Chamakh likes a dive too, except he looks like he's starting a skydive.

[Spork]

Oh what, Arsenal V Barca in the next stage of the CL!!!?!?! I would never have guessed..

Hate to say it, but we have to improve a fuckload if we want any chance in all hell of... Nope, no chance of the CL this year.

[R3DM@N]

I'd like an upset

Heres the draw :

AS Roma (ITA) v FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR)
AC Milan (ITA) v Tottenham Hotspur FC (ENG)
Valencia CF (ESP) v FC Schalke 04 (GER)
FC Internazionale Milano (ITA) v FC Bayern München (GER)
Olympique Lyonnais (FRA) v Real Madrid CF (ESP)
Arsenal FC (ENG) v FC Barcelona (ESP)
Olympique de Marseille (FRA) v Manchester United FC (ENG)
FC København (DEN) v Chelsea FC (ENG)

Some mint as battles there

[JuDgE MenTaL]

Get in!!! Chelsea get lucky. Yea all over for the Gooners, Spurs might not find Milan that easy either.

Hmm Inter v Bayern might be a good game too.

Come on Marseille!!!!

[Thetruereddevil]

Get in!!! Chelsea get lucky. Yea all over for the Gooners, Spurs might not find Milan that easy either.

Hmm Inter v Bayern might be a good game too.

Come on Marseille!!!!

fat chance;)

Chelsea get lucky alright, fucking hell

and the Arse, good luck....

[Wandarah]

Out early, time to focus on the Carling Cup! Woo....hoo....!

[Spork]

So I hear Australia have a chance of winning the Ashes this year...

[R3DM@N]

no games - snow

[Spork]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3300931/Ryan-Shawcross-tells-Arsene-Wenger-You-wont-get-to-me.html

If he got hit by a bus I wouldn't give a crap.

It seems The Sun like to make it look as if Shawcross is the victim here, but do they not remember that he broke someones leg with a tackle that would've dented a block of steel?

'He isn't that sort of person'

I've found that when researching 'fucked up' people such as murderers and the sort, people who are quieter, are the worse.

Just because you didn't mean it, doesn't mean you couldn't have avoided it, I mean when Shawcross broke Ramsey's leg, the ball was not in a dangerous position at all, not that position of the field should mean you can break someone's leg, but it was near the bloody halfway line.

If they had given the prick a lifetime ban from even going to another soccer match, I would not find it unjust.

[Spork]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3301033/Arsene-Wenger-feared-for-Wojciech-Szczesny-after-he-broke-both-arms.html

Now this dude, he is a champion. Both arms broken when weights fell on his arms, but that doesn't stop him.

[kilabee]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3301033/Arsene-Wenger-feared-for-Wojciech-Szczesny-after-he-broke-both-arms.html

Now this dude, he is a champion. Both arms broken when weights fell on his arms, but that doesn't stop him.

Classic comments from the article..............

#1 fragile plastic team
#2 saves him pickin the ball out of the net,hahahahahhhaha
#3 how much more crap must we put up with from wengers gob

You have to stop reading the sun Spork

[Spork]

^ It's an interesting read, I read all of the news sites, they all suck hardcore equally, but their reactions to everything are rather funny.

I don't know of any non biased football websites with good frequent news, I usually read a few different Arsenal websites, but I prefer to read non biased news, which is what generally frustrates me about all the english tabloids.

[kilabee]

Yeah they are all as bad as each other. Oh and I hear the Aussies are a chance in the Ashes ......

[Spork]

Timmyyyyyy!!

Just found out, good job by Everton.

[Wandarah]

Read The Guardian, The Telegraph and the Independent. No point reading tabloids.

All Wenger said, after a tackle that broken a players leg was that it was a bad tackle, and unacceptable. What the fuck is this cunt crying about? Seriously?

[Spork]

Read The Guardian, The Telegraph and the Independent. No point reading tabloids.

All Wenger said, after a tackle that broken a players leg was that it was a bad tackle, and unacceptable. What the fuck is this cunt crying about? Seriously?

Yea, although it is possible that they are making it all up about Shawcross as well.. I just don't get it, they don't give a fuck about Ramsay, who could easily have had a career ending injury, if not an injury which severely damages it.

[Spork]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/9310008.stm

'Messi & Ronaldo set for Emirates'

Don't click the link, it's all confirmed, Wenger got sick of waiting for the young guns to get into it, and has splashed out big!

[R3DM@N]

GO PORTUGAL! be a mean game

[camy205]

That's gonna be a wicked game!

[R3DM@N]

Van Der Sar off at end of season

[Wandarah]

Stick that up your cunt R3DM@N

[Spork]

BOOYAH!!

Fantastic game, I was settled with the 1-0 win, but 3-1! Get on it!

[Thetruereddevil]

mighty chelski eh

as much as i dislike both teams, i have to admit i prefer that result to the reverse!

[Spork]

The league is ours to be won, once MAN U crumble as they will inevitably do.

[LeadCollector]

Best outcome though would have been a stadium colapse with no survivors

Van der Sar off and according to the rumour mill Ferg to offer rediculous doh for Reina?