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[LeadCollector]

at first I was like wtf is this shit Spork? Then I realised and was like OMGWTFBBQROFL

[Spork]

Haha, they have a fair bit on there, some funny stuff.

http://newsthump.com/2011/03/31/tottenham-hotspur-begin-legal-challenge-to-redefine-term-bad-losers/

And one for Arsenal just so I don't look like a complete cock.. On a ball.

http://newsthump.com/2011/03/09/arsenal-turn-attentions-to-domestic-failure/

[Spork]

Just to make sure Chelsea and lesser so - Pool don't feel left out.

Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)

[kilabee]

Lol^^

[JuDgE MenTaL]

was that really the Recommended Retail price for him? I think not....

[SteddieEddie]

Good job city

[Spork]

Come on Stoke.. Or who ever else is still in it!

[JuDgE MenTaL]

singing... "where's ya treble gone, where's ya treble gone....." Didn't need Rooney eh?


Anyone know what Balotelli said to Ferdinand that got him so wound up at the end?   what a sore loser.... Captain of England...hmm yea sure.

Made me laugh in the week when he made some daft comment about the fact that no Man united player would ever speak out about matters within the club...short memory there boy, what was Rooney doing less 6 months ago?

[Thetruereddevil]

Come on Stoke.. Or who ever else is still in it!

Bolton i think

sucks but oh well, cmon stoke/bolton

[Spork]

singing... "where's ya treble gone, where's ya treble gone....." Didn't need Rooney eh?


Anyone know what Balotelli said to Ferdinand that got him so wound up at the end?   what a sore loser.... Captain of England...hmm yea sure.

Made me laugh in the week when he made some daft comment about the fact that no Man united player would ever speak out about matters within the club...short memory there boy, what was Rooney doing less 6 months ago?

From what I have read, he was just bragging about winning the game, and messing up MU's treble.

[Thetruereddevil]

From what I have read, he was just bragging about winning the game, and messing up MU's treble.

and that he finally got his bib on?

[Spork]

Hahahaha, yea, it really does go to show the maturity of the bloke. Not that this was not evident beforehand.

[Spork]

Dear United,

We feel sorry that you were unable to go unbeaten
throughout the season, so we decided to be absolute
fucking useless as often as possible no matter whom
 we start with and no matter whom we play against,
in order to literally hand you the title.

Yours sincerely

Arsenal.

P.S, I had to rewrite this letter 10 times because my hands are shaking.

[Spork]

Fucking bottlers, I mean FUCKIGN WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously?

Wenger out...

[Spork]

Ciao Cesc, Nasri, RVP, no idea why you would want to stay at Arsenal.

[Spork]

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Arsenal have signed a new major sponsor!

In the post-match interview Arsene Wenger spoke about a brilliant new major sponsor for the team for an undisclosed amount.

'Vell, you see, I now see that it is clear that we are never going to see any passion on the pitch, so I decided to bring us much passion to the sidelines.'

[kilabee]

Emmanuel Eboue is my new favorite player.For this week anyway.

[maorifulla]

my favourite bit from that game was when Dalglish told Arsene to PISS OFF lol

I actually felt a bit sorry for Arsenal because I though as soon as the ball hit the ground it was game over

I think if Eboue had just left him the ref would have blown time

BL hahahahaha

shes getting F*CKED by EBOUE

[LeadCollector]

I refer you back to my earlier post :p

Arsenal are shit, always have been shit and always will be shit!
Sorry for the reality check there Spork but reading "The illustrated history of Arsenal FC's successes" would take less time than it would take to read "Glorious French Military Victories" :p

my favourite bit from that game was when Dalglish told Arsene to PISS OFF lol

Agreed! until then Arsenal conceding the penalty was :p

I actually felt a bit sorry for Arsenal because I though as soon as the ball hit the ground it was game over

I think if Eboue had just left him the ref would have blown time

BL hahahahaha

Not enough laughing going on there, even Sir Alex managed to crack a giggle. One should never feel sorry for Arsenal, they are just doing to themselves what they have done to themselves every season for the last 6 years... hence my original post regarding how shit they are.

Commiserations Spork.... I feel your Pain

[maorifulla]

[camy205]

real madrid vs barca.

BORING

[kilabee]

Fuck Dalglish is the man.Time for Wenger to fuck off and find a new job I reckon.

[Spork]

Fuck Dalglish is the man.Time for Wenger to fuck off and find a new job I reckon.

Now that I have calmed down, I really don't see what Wenger did wrong in that game? Tactics were all fine, we were cutting Liverpool apart for most of the game, of course they did a lot better in the second half, however no one could have predicted that second penalty. Of course we should have been up more before then, but we weren't.

[kilabee]

Ask yourself honestly,with the talent at his disposal has Wenger got the team to fire and produce results? I don't understand the Arse love affair with him.

[LeadCollector]

, we were cutting Liverpool apart for most of the game.

What game were you watching Spork? Certainly not what the stats reported, Liverpool had 43% to Arsenals 57% so hardly a cutting apart the rest was fairly even besides Arsenals 10 Corners to Liverpools 3!
What I would be worried about is the fact that the team Liverpool finished with had an average age of 20 so they had less experience than the Arsenal veterans and still manged to hold Arsenal out.