Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)

[kilabee]

Holy shit balls.That is a pants down hiding.Worst loss for 115 years.

[maorifulla]

i would 8-2 be an arsenal fan at the moment

spurs aint much better

didnt realise we were going to sort out the top 4 so early in the season

[maorifulla]

SRS. Best in the world.

how about after today?

poor gai

[LeadCollector]

FUCK ME!! Despite troubles faced by other teams I do not recall any other of the top 6 or 8 clubs even being so royally reamed as Arsenal just were

All I can hope is that Man U at least used some lube....

[Spork]

how about after today?

poor gai

Seriously blaming individual players? Nah. Nothing anyone could do about that, well no one who was on the pitch.

[henno]

One of the most enjoyable games I've seen for a while.

Was impressed that Wenger didn't walk out before the end.

Arse were struck with injury and suspensions but surely someone could have pointed out their tactics were not helping them.

[JuDgE MenTaL]

I love how Gervinho the new boy is saying he only went there because Nasri said he was staying. Players are so precious these days..."'Samir's leaving has left me in pain" F*ck off.


On another note, Mata is class (incase you didn't know).

[R3DM@N]

Poor Arsenal. Go Liverpool, top 4 finish.

Man Shitty....

[Aquila Rossa]

Poor old Arsene Wenger looked like he was going to cry. Haha.
I was annoyed that our full backs were getting caught out of position because that cost us a clean sheet, otherwise it was an awesome performance. Pity about Wellbeck busting his hamstring. I hope it does not plague him for the rest of his career.

[LeadCollector]

Has Spork lost his Spark? I have noticed a lack of passion in his posts of late

[Aquila Rossa]

Has Spork lost his Spark? I have noticed a lack of passion in his posts of late

if it makes him feel any better, I can remind him that MUFC got hammered like that at Chelsea a few years back. It happens sometimes. I think the goobers will still compete for the top four this season. With all the past bad blood between Arsene and Sir Alex, SAF actually defended him in the press today and basically said the media wolf packs should back off.

[kilabee]

i would 8-2 be an arsenal fan at the moment

for fuck sake man, why is there so much 8-2 aresnal for?

i 8-2 break it too everybody but 2-8 on aresnal for this isn't fair.

do YOU 2-8 aresnal for having a bad day?

i 8-2 say stuff like this because i 8 man utd and aresnal 2.

in all seriousness though, i'd 8-2 be van persie for being in such a shit club.

Copy paste from YouTube. I almost feel sorry for Arsenal supporters.Almost.

[Aquila Rossa]

lolz

[TofuEater]

if it makes him feel any better, I can remind him that MUFC got hammered like that at Chelsea a few years back. It happens sometimes. I think the goobers will still compete for the top four this season. With all the past bad blood between Arsene and Sir Alex, SAF actually defended him in the press today and basically said the media wolf packs should back off.

Wenger should fuck off. If there was any chance that Arsenal could win a premiership then they wouldn't have lost so many top quality players over the last couple of years. He's been out of ideas since Henry left - sure a couple of years back there was a spate of injuries, but the game has moved on and so should he.

[Spork]

Has Spork lost his Spark? I have noticed a lack of passion in his posts of late

It's hard to be passionate about a team which is not passionate about itself.

I mean fucking look at the line up against Man U.

Look at the fucking injury list.

Look at the transfers out

Wenger or who ever is responsible for letting that shit happen is an outright CUNT. How dare they let such a football club with such history and prestige rot and tumble as is happening right at this very moment. Then for fucking Wenger to come out and claim mental strength and injuries were our main problem.

Wenger has given the exact same fucking interviews pre and post game for years now, and it's annoying as fuck. Same excuses every game.




What was the problem with Arsenal back then? [strikeout]POOR[/strikeout] ABYSMAL defending, no goal keeper, no organisation.

What was the problem with Arsenal on Sunday night? Exactly the same shit (although Szczesney is a fantastic keeper).

What has been the problem since 2005? Wenger, the board and all of their inability to see that if they spent money, they would make a fuck load more money.

I would actually prefer if that filthy prick Usmanov came in and took over, because it is clear right now, and has been clear for years that the team is not going to win anything for at least another two years, and possibly be out of contention for the top four for at least that long as well.

Did anyone watch the full game? Notice anything about the noise in the stadium toward the end of the game? Notice that there wasn't a manc voice to be heard?

Arsenal away fans were singing for at the very least 25 minutes, singing proud about their team. NONE of our players deserved that, and while it was not the players fault for losing (most of them were inexperienced and pretty well just chucked into the deep end of a shark pool with out a shit stick to defend themselves with) I knew exactly what was going to happen, I even watched the full game without even frowning once. I laughed at all EIGHT (EIGHT YOU PRICKS) of Man U's goals. As soon as I saw the team line up I expected Man U to score at the very least four against us.

The funny thing is, if this happened to any other team, Wenger would've been out before the game had even finished, and the whole club would be trying their absolute best to rectify the issue in the most transparent way as is possible.

I am not saying that Wenger should leave or be sacked, as unless we were to sell out to Usmanov or any other multi billionaire (Silent Stan is not rich enough to change the team) there is not another manager out there who could pull Arsenal through what ever is going on at the moment.

If we make top four this season I will be delighted. How fucked up is that?

[JuDgE MenTaL]

So Dos Santos, maybe Mertersacker and some kinda unknown South Korean up front, should work.

Gotta love bargain bucket wheeler dealer Wenger

[Spork]

So Dos Santos, maybe Mertersacker and some kinda unknown South Korean up front, should work.

Gotta love bargain bucket wheeler dealer Wenger

Our Park is Man U Park's cousin!

Apparently we are in for one or two more players today as well, I'll believe it when I see it.

[LeadCollector]

Manchester has many Park's as does London, some famous parks I have visited personally are:

Battersea Park - London
St James Park - London
Hyde Park - London
Whitworth Park - Manchester
Heaton Park - Manchester

Then there are car "Parks", Boating "Parks" and animal safari "Parks"

Shame you missed out on Joe Cole :p

[Spork]

Shame for him perhaps, we have enough injury craps already.

[kilabee]

Mertersacker will help the sieve at the back no end.

[Spork]

Yea, I don't know anything about any of our new signings.

[JuDgE MenTaL]

yea Mertersacker, he has the turning speed of milk.

[LeadCollector]

yea Mertersacker, he has the turning speed of milk.

Milk turns slowly though I reckon they need Skrtel the shirt pull....

[maorifulla]

We just signed Bellamy as our other striker on a two year deal

be good to see how Coates from Nacional goes as well. He won youth player of the copa america tournament

just listening to the transfer deadline on talksport UK

its LOLs

MUFC offering 100 million + Balotelli for Messi hahahahahaahahah

Kaka to spurs LOL

Yossi Benayoun to Arsenal hahahaha 31, broken LOL

Hope arsenal get arteta, i think he would be a good buy for them

[maorifulla]

far mereiles just signed to CFC lol

im not bothered about that one

Stevie G will be back soon so he would have been on the bench anyway