Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)

[henno]

I've got a joke for you guys.

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?/forum/20-chelsea-matches/

Specifically the Arsenal and AV live match threads.

Don't count your chickens ....

"I bloody love how it was Terry who scored the winner. "
"Trust in Carlo. "
"That was an AMAZING feeling. Amazing. Definitely one of the highs of my season. Lets win this cmon!! "

then ..
"Spoke too soon. "
"Gonna vomit "
"I'm gonna throw up "

[Spork]

Haha, I actually really liked when all the Chelsea players ran upto Carlo and had a field fuck.

[R3DM@N]

I didnt watch it. Haha a draw's better than a loss but hey i hope citeh take it so we can all cry

[Spork]

It is going to be one hell of a match, I know that. We will need to be on top form in order to win it, although it's at home, so hopefully we will take it. We did win at Manchester already..

[maorifulla]

Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)

[Spork]

lol

[Wandarah]

So, what the fuck does it take for Essien to get a card?

[GoatSlayer]

So, what the fuck does it take for Essien to get a card?

They've all been given to Lee Cattermole from Sunderland. Also Gary Neville should have been shown a straight red for his clumsy last man tackle on Dorrans from W.B.A. I cant wait to see that douche slowly fade away into the Man U reserves along with that turd Bebe
But who gives a rats arse West Ham are finally out of the relegation zone!

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high, nearly reach the sky
then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air!
UNITED!

[JuDgE MenTaL]

So, what the fuck does it take for Essien to get a card?

Nothing, he always gets a Christmas card from me because he's so awesome.

Also, why all the sack Carlo talk? Ancelotti isn't to blame here. The regime in which the manager is(n't) allowed to operate at Chelsea is what's f**ked, you absolutely cannot argue with Ancelotti's pedigree but he's had to accept that's the case in the same way Mourinho didn't.
 Surely (you'd think) even Roman can see that sacking yet another decent manager really isn't the problem. It's about time we (they = the board) backed a manager for a change.

Letting Ballack, Joe Cole and Carvalho leave, promoting the youngsters too fast and sacking Butch Wilkins were all terrible calls and none of them were Ancelotti's, but they are the cards he's been dealt.

[GoatSlayer]

Could be worse, you could still have "cup specialist" Avram Grant.
Oh well he'll take us to Wembly!!!!!!!

[Spork]

Gay as aids.

[Thetruereddevil]

well that worked out well for us...

[Spork]

I think if Mancini ever retires he could become a large vehicle driving instructor, because City demonstrated perfectly how to park the bus in that game.

[Thetruereddevil]

I think if Mancini ever retires he could become a large vehicle driving instructor, because City demonstrated perfectly how to park the bus in that game.

is why they will never come to anything, you need to try win those big games, they did the same against united i recall

[JuDgE MenTaL]

Time to sell the Kalouda twins, not just them though pretty poor across the board except maybe Lampard and Ramires and of course Cech. The only way we're going to get Champions league next season is to win it this season, but we got more chance of Real gifting us Kaka.

Gotta love footy never a dull moment.....

[maorifulla]

when are they gonna get rid of the cunt hodgson

Liverpool needs an overhaul. get rid of the useless eggs like konchesky, kuyt, skrtel and even Torres.

[SteddieEddie]

Maybe if we mix Chelsea with Liverpool we could get 1 decent team out of it

[LeadCollector]

when are they gonna get rid of the cunt hodgson

Liverpool needs an overhaul. get rid of the useless eggs like konchesky, kuyt, skrtel and even Torres.

Keep Kuyt! get rid of all mentioned above bar Kuyt and for fuck sake ship Lucas back to Brazil, Ngog to the moon and give Babel 5 games to return to the form he was originally bought for.
Torres although still rated one of the best in the world has mental issues or hates the club! Since his injury so holds back from challenges, doesnt chase loose ball and pulls out of half decent opportunities
Would like to see who they target for the transfer window before deciding on Hogdson. He inherited a bunch of over paid under skilled twats and has not had a real opportunity to build the team he would ideally like. Based on the performances of the 11 on the field if Hodgson can keep us out of relegation then I hink he should be knighted as I would say even Sir Alex would struggle to keep Liverpool up this season.

[maorifulla]

when are they gonna get rid of the cunt hodgson

Liverpool needs an overhaul. get rid of the useless eggs like konchesky, kuyt, skrtel and even Torres.

Keep Kuyt! get rid of all mentioned above bar Kuyt and for fuck sake ship Lucas back to Brazil, Ngog to the moon and give Babel 5 games to return to the form he was originally bought for.
Torres although still rated one of the best in the world has mental issues or hates the club! Since his injury so holds back from challenges, doesnt chase loose ball and pulls out of half decent opportunities
Would like to see who they target for the transfer window before deciding on Hogdson. He inherited a bunch of over paid under skilled twats and has not had a real opportunity to build the team he would ideally like. Based on the performances of the 11 on the field if Hodgson can keep us out of relegation then I hink he should be knighted as I would say even Sir Alex would struggle to keep Liverpool up this season.

Kuyt is a bit of the boil but i suppose i agree. He plays with heart in a heartless team LOL. Torres has been absolute shit aye and personally if he wants out that should let him go. In saying that I think he is loyal to the club and follows in Reina's footsteps. If Reina left, Torres would follow

I fuckin hate Lucas and Glen Johnson is turning into a lazy prick

Maybe if we mix Chelsea with Liverpool we could get 1 decent team out of it

Torres and Drogba
Gerrard and Lampard
Essien and Merieles
the whole Chelsea backline LOL

I wouldnt say no

[Spork]

If you guys are looking for players, I have compiled a list which I would happily sell off at cheap prices.

Arshavin
Bendtner
DENILSON (FREE, Will pay you to take him)
Squallaci

I will combine postage if requested.

[Spork]

I believe I just had a heart attack, that was intense and a fucking half, there was probably a very thick vein protruding out the side of my head for the last 10 minutes of that match.

[Spork]

Oh yea, if you buy the above listed players within the next 12 hours, I will throw in 50,000+ 'fans' whom are in reasonable condition, except for the fact that they have lost the ability to cheer on their team.

[maorifulla]

hahahaha Spork.... I think we were actually linked to Bendtner for a short period

good news for us this morning

that cunt roy is outta here

[LeadCollector]

Long live King Kenny

[Thetruereddevil]

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=310032&cc=3436

HAH