Topic: Scientists discover Earth-like planet

Craigor · Reply #50 Posted: March 22, 2011, 02:38:09 pm

Now they just have to figure out how to get us there so we have somewhere to go when this planet explodes..

Apparently they have until December 2012, I saw it in a movie, srs.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #51 Posted: March 22, 2011, 02:47:51 pm

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Now they just have to figure out how to get us there so we have somewhere to go when this planet explodes..

Apparently they have until December 2012, I saw it in a movie, srs.

I've started building my spaceship in the backyard already. I'm charging $10,000 a seat. PM me if you're interested.

Craigor · Reply #52 Posted: March 22, 2011, 02:51:50 pm

Thats much better than the offer I got from the Nigerian space shuttle programme, they wanted $20k via western union, Will discuss with the boss tonight and let you know

Clin · Reply #53 Posted: March 22, 2011, 03:32:46 pm

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I've started building my spaceship in the backyard already. I'm charging $10,000 a seat. PM me if you're interested.

PM sent. Lets keep this quiet, shall we.

Pyromanik · Reply #54 Posted: March 22, 2011, 07:15:44 pm

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I've started building my spaceship in the backyard already. I'm charging $10,000 a seat. PM me if you're interested.

$100,000,000 to emulate the 'saving' of the joho's.
Maybe if we help god choose his chosen ones, they'll realise how stupid their religion is and stop knocking on my door ><

Zarkov · Reply #55 Posted: March 22, 2011, 08:23:20 pm

Quote from: Spacemonkey;1370906

I've started building my spaceship in the backyard already. I'm charging $10,000 a seat. PM me if you're interested.

You'll need a ships cat.

TofuEater · Reply #56 Posted: March 22, 2011, 10:03:39 pm

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NASA Estimates that there are possibly 2 billion Earthlike planets in our galaxy,

If the universe is infinite then there must be an infinite number of planets that are "earth-like" (I prefer the term Class M, myself).

Kayne · Reply #57 Posted: March 23, 2011, 12:39:20 am

Spacemonkey, I want to make a deal for a 1 way flight to the moon on your space ship. Presuming that the costs are purely for the trip (which they wont be), If its 10 grand to get over 2000 light years away, Then... 1 Light year costs 5$... Maximum

With 1 Light year being 9460528400000km's, and the moon being only 384403km's away, Thats about 0.0000000406 of a light year. Presuming I worked this out right, I would need to pay you $0.000000203

Just to be nice we'll round that up to 5cents. YOU KEEN? 5c to drop me off at the moon? You don't need to land or anything, Just drop me off close enough to the gravitation pull of the moon and i'll float my way down. I also wont sit in a seat, So i'm not making you lose $9,999.95. It's a short trip so i'll just stand.

Now all I need to do is convince the government that the new earth's moon is too shit to be our moon, and that we can just bring ours...

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #58 Posted: March 23, 2011, 07:39:45 am

Kayne, the major cost is the fuel required for escaping Earth's gravity. But since you asked so nicely, I can do it for a $1.50.

I can still drop you off at the moon, but we'll be traveling at 40,000 km/h, so make sure you roll when you land.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #59 Posted: March 23, 2011, 07:40:47 am

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You'll need a ships cat.

I have to take two of each animal, so you're welcome to come along, provided you haven't been de-sexed.

Kayne · Reply #60 Posted: March 23, 2011, 04:26:04 pm

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Kayne, the major cost is the fuel required for escaping Earth's gravity. But since you asked so nicely, I can do it for a $1.50.

I can still drop you off at the moon, but we'll be traveling at 40,000 km/h, so make sure you roll when you land.

I was planning to take a zorb with me. I would imagine that travelling 2,000 light years would take a long time, So I was going to bounce around on the moon whilst you all dragged me with you

$1.50 sounds good, I forgot that you don't lose momentum in space? So it wouldn't take much fuel to get that far i'm guessing? Still, If you drop me close enough into the orbit that I will keep orbiting untill I eventually hit the ground, The zorb should roll fine.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #61 Posted: March 23, 2011, 04:46:29 pm

I'm not traveling 2000 light years. That's absurd.

I'm only going about 5 light years.

Clin · Reply #62 Posted: March 23, 2011, 04:48:23 pm

Still waiting for my confirmation mail. Payment terms not adequate?

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #63 Posted: March 23, 2011, 04:55:56 pm

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Still waiting for my confirmation mail. Payment terms not adequate?

Yeah sorry, coffee beans or sperm samples are not valid methods of payments.

I can accept cash, credit card, beer, rocket fuel, porn or human sacrifices.

TofuEater · Reply #64 Posted: March 23, 2011, 07:55:00 pm

Cat sacrifices?

Zarkov · Reply #65 Posted: March 23, 2011, 08:28:38 pm

Interesting ships cat.

Convoy was the ship's cat aboard HMS Hermione. He was so named because of the number of times he accompanied the ship on convoy escort duties. Convoy was duly listed in the ship's book and provided with a full kit, including a tiny hammock where he would sleep. He stood by his ship to the end and was lost along with 87 of his crew mates, when the Hermione was torpedoed and sunk on 16 June 1942 by U-205.

Spork · Reply #66 Posted: March 25, 2011, 12:25:30 pm

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He stood by his ship to the end

I doubt he, along with any of his crew mates had much of a choice. Stay on and die inside or bail and freeze to death in the freezing water.

Ares Helix · Reply #67 Posted: March 25, 2011, 12:36:51 pm

(ZOMG this made my day)

SM, need a hand building it? I'm a wizz with a pair of snips, thanks to my years of watching Play School!

Zarkov · Reply #68 Posted: March 25, 2011, 04:29:35 pm

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I doubt he, along with any of his crew mates had much of a choice. Stay on and die inside or bail and freeze to death in the freezing water.

I bet he didn't go quietly.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #69 Posted: March 25, 2011, 04:34:54 pm

I'll be taking many Cats on my ship, to take care of all the rats.

I'm not really sure why I put a whole lot of rats on the ship in the first place though.

Zarkov · Reply #70 Posted: March 26, 2011, 04:52:20 pm

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I'll be taking many Cats on my ship, to take care of all the rats.

I'm not really sure why I put a whole lot of rats on the ship in the first place though.

Caring for rats isn't in my job description.

Kayne · Reply #71 Posted: March 27, 2011, 05:00:30 am

Spacemonkey, When Can I expect this to be done? I was watching a space docco last night, and They said that in 2029 (if I remember correctly) A asteroid is going to fly past earth, and will fly right between earth and our satellites. If it doesn't hit a "gravity keyhole", It should fly right past earth. My question being, Are we going to be well out of the way by the time it comes near, Any chance we could wait until then? And will the small gravity of the space craft be large enough to cause the asteroid to destroy the world? If so, Can we somehow make it destroy the world? I figure it would be boring after an hour of bouncing on the moon. Some fireworks to farewell us would be quite nice

Also do you have Gamma ray burst / black hole insurance plans?

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #72 Posted: March 27, 2011, 10:24:24 am

I'm planing on leaving before all the 2012 crap hits the fan.

Pitchey · Reply #73 Posted: March 27, 2011, 10:53:42 am

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Caring for rats isn't in my job description.

Why not? You mod in here don't you?

SteddieEddie · Reply #74 Posted: March 27, 2011, 12:02:26 pm

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Why not? You mod in here don't you?

Hey i resemble that comment

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