What grinds your gears?

[Kayne]

Not one mention about people standing on the motorway v The government signing something?

I would have thought you guys would be at each others throats over something this silly.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This makes me happy.

A protester has thrown a dildo at Economic Minister Steven Joyce up at Waitangi.
The woman shouted "that's for taking away our sovereignty" as she threw a large fake pink penis hitting him on the chest.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11584959

[AvatarFACE]

It looked like it made Steven Joyce happy too.

[Retardobot]

HAHA dildogate.

[Retardobot]

Stupid fucking whinge-bags who use the internet to cram their self-entitled whinge-fest story down your throat.

"this is my story, read it. It's special because it happened to me".

FUCK OFF.

[Pigdog]

Stupid fucking whinge-bags who use the internet to cram their self-entitled whinge-fest story down your throat.

"this is my story, read it. It's special because it happened to me".

FUCK OFF.

I totally agree with you, fucking "What grinds your gears" threads and shit like that really piss me off...

[Kayne]

The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.
"I was literally dying", - No you weren't.
 
"Literally couldn't walk" - Did you try to make sure?

"This is literally the best song ever" - Probably isn't.

Now we will have to use it twice for it to have any meaning.

"I was literally-literally dying." - wow r u okay?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.
"I was literally dying", - No you weren't.
 

We are all dying in a literal sense, from the moment we are born.

[Retardobot]

The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.
"I was literally dying", - No you weren't.
 

We are all dying in a literal sense, from the moment we are born.

We're not, actually.

It's between the ages of 20 - 25 that our cells start dying faster than they are replaced.

[Pyromanik]

[Lias]

In related news, Archer Season 07 soon.. fuck yeah!

[Tiwaking!]

The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.

I am actually literally annoyed by this too.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.

I am actually literally annoyed by this too.

I'm figuratively annoyed by this.

[Pyromanik]

lichralee

[Retardobot]

Oh god - YEWCHEWB.

Fucking slurred NZ accent.

[Tiwaking!]

Oh god - YEWCHEWB.

Fucking slurred NZ accent.

People who read any type of code out loud like they are brain damaged.

Im looking at you random  html5 Yoobee advert

[Tiwaking!]

Those massive gaping ear vaginas people think are cool? They're not cool.

However, this is cool.

Spoiler :

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/77554316/man-left-furious-after-jokers-attached-a-padlock-to-his-ear
A man was left fuming after someone sneakily padlocked his ear.

The man, who calls himself Tom Grim Fandango Matthews on Facebook, claimed that a stranger had snuck up on him and attached the lock to his ear stretcher.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Go to mitre 10, buy a bolt cutter. No need to go cry about it.

[Pyromanik]

Pfft. Go to Mitre 10. USE a bolt cutter. No need to cry about buying it.

[Kayne]

Oh god - YEWCHEWB.

Fucking slurred NZ accent.

I bet this will annoy you all.

I say the word 'pseudo' in a similar sense to the word persuade  "p - sway - doh"

I know it's wrong, but I'll never correct it.

[Retardobot]

Oh god - YEWCHEWB.

Fucking slurred NZ accent.

I bet this will annoy you all.

I say the word 'pseudo' in a similar sense to the word persuade  "p - sway - doh"

I know it's wrong, but I'll never correct it.

Occupado and inapro-pro are common as well.

[Tiwaking!]

People who use verbally use Facebook memes like:

On Point
Shots Fired
SWAG

[Xenolightning]

When I have headphones on:

[Insert random co-worker] "Oh is it ok if I disturb you?"
[Me] *Sigh* "Yes (you already have)"
[Same random co-worker] "Series of questions"

Result: 2 minutes of my time, and about 45 minutes of trying to get back to what I was working on.

This is what emails are for. Unless you are dying, then fuck off. And even then, I probably don't care and you can die in peace.

[Craigor]

"Is it ok if I disturb you" is such a redundant question.

[Pigdog]

"Can I ask you a question?"