What grinds your gears?

[TofuEater]

Bullshit newspapers that don't acknowledge their interests. For instance, the NZ Herald has breathlessly reported on Jonah Lomu and his "condition" all week: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10755154

Later, they report that Lomu has sold an "exclusive" to a "womens magazine", which happens to be the New Zealand Womens Weekly. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10755463

Then they get the All Blacks in on the act - interupting their training session to spell out "get well soon, Jonah".

All the while, the NZ Herald neglects to disclose that they are owned by APN, the same company that owns (drum roll)....... the New Zealand Womens Weekly. Personally, i'm picking that Jonah isn't as bad as has been made out and the Herald has prostituted it's newsdesk to help out a sister publication.

And that fucken grinds my gears.

[Pyromanik]

You think everything is a conspiracy.

And not even the good kind of conspiracy like what Grim posts for us.

[Pyromanik]

Having your legal name effectivly changed forever because some fucking cunt made a typo on your passport.

[Zarkov]

Power cuts in the middle of the night.

Reset alarm clock incorrectly.

Get up at 4.30 am by mistake.

[BerG]

Alarm clock.

Haha.

[Zarkov]

Alarm clock.

Haha.

They're like any other clock, except they sound an alarm when it's time for you to get up.

[TofuEater]

I set mine for 10am.

[Dr Woomanchu]

Having your legal name effectivly changed forever because some fucking cunt made a typo on your passport.

Pyromaniak?

[Emrico1]

I set mine for 10am.

Retirement must be peaceful

[Obble]

When you're trying to sleep in, and your alarm clock has fallen on the ground somewhere, can't find it, yep grinds my gears.

[Zarkov]

I set mine for 10am.

I finish work at 3pm.

[TofuEater]

Lunchtime.....

[Pyromanik]

Pyromaniak?

And even though there's a statement with the alternate spelling on the first page, complete with consolate stamp and signature, no one will accept it.

Almost as fucking bad as people not accepting your recently expired passport as a valid form of ID.

YEAH, BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DATE OF BIRTH SINCE 5 YEARS AGO


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[Zarkov]

Lunchtime.....

I don't do much when I'm there.

[Emrico1]

Telemarketing.

Don't call my phone and try to sell me shit. Advertise like any other business has to.
Trying to take advantage of my good manners are you? Is that how it is these days huh, find the last bastion of politeness and exploit it?
Get EfffD, face my phone wrath.

[deanox]

^this and people knocking on my door! Religion, sales, Contact energy, Red cross, Unicef, and some foreigner chick trying to sell different peoples art work, and not understanding the word no, No I don't won't to put it up in my lounge, no I dont want to put a deposit down, No means NO right? :mad:

'Plays Who can it be now?, Men at work'

[kilabee]

Telemarketing.

Don't call my phone and try to sell me shit. Advertise like any other business has to.
Trying to take advantage of my good manners are you? Is that how it is these days huh, find the last bastion of politeness and exploit it?
Get EfffD, face my phone wrath.

"Hello"
"Hello is that Mr Kilabee?".
"If you can tell me my first name I won't hang up on you"
"Ummm"
*click*

[Scunner]

Flyspray Kilabee?

[swindle]

AMD

[Xenolightning]

Swindle and his Rage Train throughout GetSome Forumz

[swindle]

You know it.

AMD are lucky I'm such a photoshop pleb...

[Tiwaking!]

People who try to
Use a printer but find that
Printer does not work

They try print again
But still printer does not work
They see you for help

You go see whats wrong
They try to print but: Nothing
It is not plugged in

They plug in printer
Immediately it works!
You want to kill them

Printer; prints and prints
Pages and pages of stuff
From previous day

They ask: "Why it print
All the stuff from yesterday?"
Urge to kill rising

You say "You pressed print"
"Ten times yesterday and now"
"It will never stop"

"Why will it not stop?"
"But I pressed print yesterday!!"
"Why are you so mad?"

"You print lots of shit"
"Cant follow instructions and"
"The printer is mine"

[Tiwaking!]

Screamro

[Tiwaking!]

Kickstarter encourages people with no planning skills think they can be successful without any talent, idea, or skills

[O-L-W-A-G]

Tiwaking's necros