What grinds your gears?

[Lias]

Worst part is it wasn't even a budget Jetstar flight, it was a bloody $130 one!

[Craigor]

12 year old parents who think its ok to stand there and watch their 5 year old kids roll a rugby ball around on the bonnet of someone elses 3 month old vehicle.

#AlmostKilledAChildToday

[Pigdog]

When you are parked in a shopping center and somebody drags their bags along the side of your car.

[Lias]

When you've just paid out $300 to have a ding taken out of your car cos some cunt hit you in a carpark, and you come back to your car to notice scrap marks down the other side.. FFS CUNTS LEARN TO PARK WITHOUT HITTING ME

[Pyromanik]

Hipsters.

[Craigor]

When you've just paid out $300 to have a ding taken out of your car cos some cunt hit you in a carpark, and you come back to your car to notice scrap marks down the other side.. FFS CUNTS LEARN TO PARK WITHOUT HITTING ME

Wow. People suck.

[Xsannz]

When you've just paid out $300 to have a ding taken out of your car cos some cunt hit you in a carpark, and you come back to your car to notice scrap marks down the other side.. FFS CUNTS LEARN TO PARK WITHOUT HITTING ME

i am waiting for you to fix that side so i can then come and key the other side...

[Lias]

When you've just paid out $300 to have a ding taken out of your car cos some cunt hit you in a carpark, and you come back to your car to notice scrap marks down the other side.. FFS CUNTS LEARN TO PARK WITHOUT HITTING ME

i am waiting for you to fix that side so i can then come and key the other side...

I know where you live and I will stab you!

[Tiwaking!]

A sneak preview before I publish it live

[Pyromanik]

When you've just paid out $300 to have a ding taken out of your car cos some cunt hit you in a carpark, and you come back to your car to notice scrap marks down the other side.. FFS CUNTS LEARN TO PARK WITHOUT HITTING ME

i am waiting for you to fix that side so i can then come and key the other side...

Some lowlife cunt keyed my colleague's car in the work carpark. It's a company vehicle, but they'll make him pay the excess.
It's right down the entire side of the vehicle, including some of the plastic trimmings, etc.

The quote came back at about $2200. To paint four panels.

I WORK FOR A FUCKING CAR COMPANY, THIS IS THEIR INTERNAL RATE TO PAINT FOUR PANELS.

[Bounty Hunter]

Is anybody else constantly amazed at the apparent performance difference between seemingly huge and slow trucks vs SUV's?

An anecdotal analysis of pseudo drag races from the lights would have me purchasing a B train over the fucking Santa Fe.

Here's how it goes:

Light turns green.
Concrete truck moves away, SUV driver puts down their phone.
Truck 1/4 of the way across the intersection, SUV driver puts car into Drive.
Truck half way across intersection, SUV driver checks left and right.
Truck 3/4 of the way across the intersection, a tradie in his hiace full of paint is behind the truck. SUV driver takes their foot off the brake.
Truck across the intersection, tradie changing lanes. SUV driver locates and applies 2% accelerator pedal.

At this stage the best thing a car company could do to sell me a car, is not sell cars to fuckwits. The fucking salesman will say "Does 0-100 in 7.4 seconds" "FUCK OFF IT DOES, NO SANTA FUCKING FE DRIVER HAS EVER BEEN 100, WE'RE STILL COUNTING THE FUCKING YEARS UNTIL THEY GET THERE"

And it's not really just SUV's, it's every single car that is shitty, hatch backs, sedans, 300Hp, 6 cylinder falcadore. FIND THE FUCKING ACCELERATOR AND PRESS IT YOU MONG.

[Retardobot]

Idiot marketing executives who don't even read/follow their own fucking identity protocols and style guides.

[Pyromanik]

The term 'executive' used incorrectly to placate morons.

'Marketing executive'
'Sales executive'

The fact that salesmen apparently have such a shit job they need to re-define it every 5 years.

'Business development manager'

YOU FUCKING SELL SHIT, YOU'RE NOT DEVELOPING ANYTHING AND YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK NOT AN EXECUTIVE

You can't even use a computer without fucking it up you slimey morons.

[Xsannz]

Is anybody else constantly amazed at the apparent performance difference between seemingly huge and slow trucks vs SUV's?

An anecdotal analysis of pseudo drag races from the lights would have me purchasing a B train over the fucking Santa Fe.

Here's how it goes:

Light turns green.
Concrete truck moves away, SUV driver puts down their phone.
Truck 1/4 of the way across the intersection, SUV driver puts car into Drive.
Truck half way across intersection, SUV driver checks left and right.
Truck 3/4 of the way across the intersection, a tradie in his hiace full of paint is behind the truck. SUV driver takes their foot off the brake.
Truck across the intersection, tradie changing lanes. SUV driver locates and applies 2% accelerator pedal.

At this stage the best thing a car company could do to sell me a car, is not sell cars to fuckwits. The fucking salesman will say "Does 0-100 in 7.4 seconds" "FUCK OFF IT DOES, NO SANTA FUCKING FE DRIVER HAS EVER BEEN 100, WE'RE STILL COUNTING THE FUCKING YEARS UNTIL THEY GET THERE"

And it's not really just SUV's, it's every single car that is shitty, hatch backs, sedans, 300Hp, 6 cylinder falcadore. FIND THE FUCKING ACCELERATOR AND PRESS IT YOU MONG.

You'd fucking love me,  i regularly demonstrate that my kia sportage suv can get of it's arse and nail the boy racer sitting next to me reving at the lights, and prove again that cvt gearbox lets me pull ahead while he fumbles his dildo shaped shifter in his wubaru

[Xsannz]

MOTHER FUCKING POSTEHASTE.

ordered item Wednesday.. apparently the fucking courier managed to allocate 2 parcels the same tracking number  one was bound for Auckland and delivered same day, the other mine for Christchurch..  now  whereabouts unknown because they cant handle duplicate numbers.

[Pyromanik]

Sounds like courier just kept it. It should be impossible to allocate a duplicate number, since the things come off of printed stickers. They don't just make one up from the top of their head when they pick up your package. Nor can you apply a physical sticker (with a fucking barcode on it) to more than one package.

Incompetent cunts everywhere.

Incompetent cunts that try to blame someone else for their own failings.

bureaucracy making it easier for incompetent cunts to exist because the whole point of the system is to blame someone else right?

bureaucracy.

[Xsannz]

http://tokipona.org/

Stop the planet i want to get off.....


I say we remove the whole PC and bubble wrap society and let darwinism and survival of the fittest cull off what clearly shouldnt have been more than contents of a contraceptive device

[Pigdog]

http://tokipona.org/

Stop the planet i want to get off.....


I say we remove the whole PC and bubble wrap society and let darwinism and survival of the fittest cull off what clearly shouldnt have been more than contents of a contraceptive device

George Orwells 1984 anybody?
Here's a quote.

[Bounty Hunter]

http://tokipona.org/

Stop the planet i want to get off.....


I say we remove the whole PC and bubble wrap society and let darwinism and survival of the fittest cull off what clearly shouldnt have been more than contents of a contraceptive device

So you don't like a book that butchers English, but you butchered English in your post?

Let him off the planet boys.

[Xsannz]

http://tokipona.org/

Stop the planet i want to get off.....


I say we remove the whole PC and bubble wrap society and let darwinism and survival of the fittest cull off what clearly shouldnt have been more than contents of a contraceptive device

So you don't like a book that butchers English, but you butchered English in your post?

Let him off the planet boys.

Touche, although not to the same extent, its more that the implication of said book talks about butchering the mathematical system as well.

[Pyromanik]

Sonja LANG invented a LANGuage.

A /new/ language.
Doesn't sound shit at all, apart from the airy fairy objective.

TL;DR
S.LANG makes up new words; Xsannz gets angry.

[Clin]

People that insist their email addresses have capital letters.

[Kayne]

To be perfectly honest

You know what really grinds my gears?

The moment I'm in close quarters with a female, I have to fart.

It's like my body thinks "FUCK this will impress her!"

[Pigdog]

To be perfectly honest

You know what really grinds my gears?

The moment I'm in close quarters with a female, I have to fart.

It's like my body thinks "FUCK this will impress her!"

I advise using the pickup line:
I just shit my pants, can I get on yours?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

People that insist their email addresses have capital letters.

I insist my email address is only written in lower case.

Having a capital letter just makes it look weird.